Kama una stress pitia hapa, usiache kutupia na wewe maneno yako

nyukidume · Oct 24, 2017

stickvibration said:
*Jana Mtoto wa Dada yangu aliniuliza swali la kizushi, Eti Mjomba ukichanganya OMO na FOMA unaweza kupata povu??*
*Nikamjibu, Lazima upate kwa kuwa zote ni sabuni za unga.*
*Kisha nikamwambia,Siku nyingine usiwe unauliza maswali ya kipumbavu*.[emoji849][emoji849][emoji849][emoji849][emoji849][emoji848][emoji848][emoji848][emoji848][emoji848][emoji848][emoji848]
*Akaniambia majibu yako ndio yakipumbavu. Utapataje povu bila kuweka na maji?*
*Tangu Jana najiuliza nimekosaje swali kizembe?*
*sasa namtafutia sababu afanye kosa nimtie bakora za maana kwa kunivunjia heshima.*[emoji3][emoji3]

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Mr Miller · Oct 24, 2017

Nelson nely said:
Wakati unajiandikia hilo li username ulijua unamkomoa nani?

hahahhha [emoji23][emoji28][emoji23][emoji28] jibu mubashara kabisa, hahha aisee nimechekaa

Dan Brown · Oct 24, 2017

Sonia G said:
Nimeamka alfajiri nifanye jogging kidogo nikakumbuka maandiko ya biblia MITHALI 28:1 (waovu hukimbia hata wasipokimbizwa😉 nikaamua kurudi kulala.
Ninayaelewa sana maandiko niko deep kiroho.!!! Za asubuhi

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Mr Miller · Oct 24, 2017

kichekoh said:
wabongo wana vipaji sana, tatizo wamekosa exposure. mana sio kwa vituko hivi.

yani acha tu, nimeamua leo nianze tena mwanzo wa huu uzi....nikucheka tu [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

Mr Miller · Oct 24, 2017

alibakari said:
Siku zote nikiicheki muvi hii, kipande hiki ni lazima nikirudie zaidi ya mara tano[emoji38] [emoji38] [emoji38] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23]

Dumb and Dumber au..!?

Foxhound · Oct 24, 2017

Mr Miller said:
Dumb and Dumber au..!?

Hiyo inaitwa " Me myself and Irene" mkuu itafute hiyo ucheke, you will laugh hysterically[emoji38] [emoji38] [emoji38] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23]

Mr Miller · Oct 24, 2017

Freyzem said:
Nipo kwenye daladala afu pembeni yngu limekaa jamaa...... bila ta aibu linasoma chats zangu zote[emoji35]
Nkaamua kuweka front camera ndo tupo tunaangaliana [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

hahahahaha [emoji23][emoji28][emoji23][emoji28][emoji23] ila we jamaa...

Mr Miller · Oct 24, 2017

alibakari said:
Hiyo inaitwa " Me myself and Irene" mkuu itafute hiyo ucheke, you will laugh hysterically[emoji38] [emoji38] [emoji38] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23]

ngoja niitafute [emoji1][emoji1]

The mission 2017 · Oct 24, 2017

Kwa vyuma vilivo kaza kipindi hiki usishangae mzazi kumpa pesa ya ada mwanafunzi then baadae kumnyatia na kumwibia#nawaza tuu

dingihimself · Oct 25, 2017

Hivi Mh. Maguful anaposema watanzania tumechezewa sana anamaanisha mpaka sisi wanaume au?[emoji52]

shamajengo · Oct 25, 2017

dingimtoto said:
Hivi Mh. Maguful anaposema watanzania tumechezewa sana anamaanisha mpaka sisi wanaume au?[emoji52]

Mkuu hali gani bwana[emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23]

Freyzem · Oct 25, 2017

Kitimoto....

Uipate ile rosti iliyorostiwa mpaka ikageuka kuwa brown, afu pembeni unawekewa pilipili za kukata zile... zimechanganywa zile za kijani na moja inayoelekea kwenye wekundu hiviii. Pemben tena kuna vipande viwili vya ndimu zile kubwakubwa pamoja na chumvi.

Hiyo uipate na dona au ndizi kama 3 hivi zilizokaangwa. Kabla hata hujamaliza kuikagua sahan kama kila ulichoagiza kimefika unaambiwa na mhudumu "naomba unawe".... unamuangalia kidogo usoni then unakinga mikono unanawa, maji vuguvugu saaafi kabisa.

Anamalizaa anaondoka unamsindikiza kidogo na jicho la kiwizi then unairudia sahan yako. Unapiga one touch moja unakamata kipande cha kitimoto kilicholowa rosti zito unakitupia mdomoni na kabla hujatafuna sana unang'ata na kipande cha pili pili. Then baada ya hapo unachukua kipande cha ndimu na kuanza kukamulia taratiiibu kwenye rosti yako huku ukiiangalia kwa madaha beer yako iliyopo pembeni na imefungwa tishu kwa juu.....

......Itaendelea[emoji39]

Ugiligili · Oct 25, 2017

Charaxes said:
*wasukuma wanakaa bafuni dakika30 dakika5 anaoga zilizobaki anasugua yebo*
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Ah kudadenyering[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

New City · Oct 25, 2017

Japan Airport wameweka kioo kubwa ukisimama mbele yake inataja jina lako na nchi unayo elekea.

Mpemba mmoja alisimama mbele ya kioo akaambiwa jina lake ni Awadhi Mkufu Mbaruku na ndege yake yaelekea Zanzibar.

Awadhi alishangaa na kioo na akataka kuhakikisha kuwa ni kweli. Akaenda kuvua koti akavaa kanzu, kofia na miwani. Akarudi tena mbele ya kioo na akaambiwa tena kuwa jina lake ni Awadhi Mkufu Mbaruku na ndege yake yaelekea Zanzibar.

Awadhi akaenda tena kuvua kanzu zawadi alizokuwa amemnunulia mkewe. Akavaa night dress, akatia rangi ya mdomo na akatafuna ubani na kulegeze mwili. Akarudi tena kwenye hicho kioo na akaambiwa

"Jina lako Awadhi Mkufu Mbaruku na ndege yako ishakuacha kwa ukhanithi wako!"

- kwa hisani ya jf

b191 · Oct 26, 2017

Nipo kwenye Daladala hapa, naona kuna abiria mwenzangu anasoma meseji zangu.

Nimeongeza size ya maneno halafu nimeandika,
"BABU HUYU NYOKA NILIYEMBEBA ANASUMBUA AU NIMFUNGULIE?".

Naona abiria mwenzangu anapiga kelele. Nahisi atakuwa amepandisha mashetani.

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b191 · Oct 26, 2017

Abiria wakiwa kwenye Daladala mmoja wao aliyekuwa kiti cha nyuma alipumua (Kujamba).

Kwa kuficha aibu wakaanza kunong'ona na baadae kwa sauti kubwa wakisema;

Wabongo: Mzungu kajamba, mzungu kajamba. Ushuzi wa mzungu unanuka.... (Wakidhani mzungu hajui Kiswahili)

Mzungu: (Alikuwa amekaa kiti cha mbele akageuka nyuma ghafla na kusema..) Pumbavu zenu imetoka huko huko nyuma.

Abiria wote kimya....

fablo can · Oct 26, 2017

mjumbe wa bwana · Oct 26, 2017

fablo can said:

hahahahaaaaaaaa

Khantwe · Oct 26, 2017

Nelson nely said:
Wakati unajiandikia hilo li username ulijua unamkomoa nani?

[emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] mkuu acha roho mbaya

Khantwe · Oct 26, 2017

dingimtoto said:
Hivi Mh. Maguful anaposema watanzania tumechezewa sana anamaanisha mpaka sisi wanaume au?[emoji52]

[emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] hamjabaki salama pia

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