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alibakari said:

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Acha utapeli tokea lini umekuwa mkunga..[emoji23][emoji23]

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siku ya mkesha wa mwaka mpya kutakuwa na sherehe ndogo nyumbani kwetu ya kukaribisha mwaka mpya kama utakuwa na muda na wewe fanya yako nyumbani kwako na familia yako

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siku ya mkesha wa mwaka mpya kutakuwa na sherehe ndogo nyumbani kwetu ya kukaribisha mwaka mpya kama utakuwa na muda na wewe fanya yako nyumbani kwako na familia yako

Archduke said:

siku ya mkesha wa mwaka mpya kutakuwa na sherehe ndogo nyumbani kwetu ya kukaribisha mwaka mpya kama utakuwa na muda na wewe fanya yako nyumbani kwako na familia yako

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Mwalimu: Wow! wewe ni mtoto mzuri kwa hiyo ulikuwa unamsaidia kutafuta.
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Umeshawahi hudhuria msibani, wakati wa msosi chakula kitamu mpaka unajikuta unaropoka
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Freyzem said:

Leo baba mwenye nyumba alikuja nyumban kwangu mazungumzo yakawa hivi…
Baba: habari za leo kijana
Mimi:safi mzee shikamoo
Baba: marhaba, kijana mbona tarehe zishapita naona kimya
Mimi: vipi uzioni siku zako?

Saivi anatoa vyombo vyangu nje naisi ananisaidia kufanya usafi.
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elixer of life said:

Wenye katabia haka

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Freyzem said:

Acha utapeli tokea lini umekuwa mkunga..[emoji23][emoji23]

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''UKIJIKUBALI'' Huwezi Kuumizwa na 'DOSARI'

Mwalimu: Alex, simba akianza kukufukuza utafanya nini?
Alex: nitapanda juu ya mti.
Mwalimu: je na simba nae akipanda juu ya mti?
Alex: nitakimbilia mtoni niogelee.
Mwalimu: je simba nae akikufuata mtoni?
Alex: mwalimu uko upande wangu au wa simba? Maana sikuelewi kabisa, kila ninavyojaribu kumkwepa simba we unamwelekeza niliko, kama hunipendi sema tu.

bioto yona raphael said:

Umeshawahi hudhuria msibani, wakati wa msosi chakula kitamu mpaka unajikuta unaropoka
"WIKI IJAYO FANYENI TENA"

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We jamaa wacha bangi

change msamukuree said:

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