Kama una stress pitia hapa, usiache kutupia na wewe maneno yako

[Freyzem]

Wapendwa nipo leba, kuna Maria kaletwa ngoja nikamzalishe[emoji3][emoji1] [emoji1] [emoji1] [emoji38] [emoji38] [emoji23]
Maria wapo wengi sie huyo unaemfikiria[emoji1] [emoji1] [emoji1] [emoji38] [emoji38] [emoji38] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji124] [emoji125] [emoji125] [emoji377] [emoji377] [emoji377]

Acha utapeli tokea lini umekuwa mkunga..[emoji23][emoji23]

 

[xYz07]

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Mwambie pia na bei za majeneza, asije akaingiza hasara atakao waacha

 

[Snipes]

Habari Ndugu

siku ya mkesha wa mwaka mpya kutakuwa na sherehe ndogo nyumbani kwetu ya kukaribisha mwaka mpya kama utakuwa na muda na wewe fanya yako nyumbani kwako na familia yako

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[Snipes]

siku ya mkesha wa mwaka mpya kutakuwa na sherehe ndogo nyumbani kwetu ya kukaribisha mwaka mpya kama utakuwa na muda na wewe fanya yako nyumbani kwako na familia yako

 

[Nizzoh824]

siku ya mkesha wa mwaka mpya kutakuwa na sherehe ndogo nyumbani kwetu ya kukaribisha mwaka mpya kama utakuwa na muda na wewe fanya yako nyumbani kwako na familia yako

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[Guasa Ambonii]

Wife juzi kanambia anahisi gas imejaa tumboni nami nikamwambia umefanya utafiti au una ongea ongea tu? toka juzi kaninunia

 

[Emmanuel nemes]

Ha ha ha

 

[bioto]

Darasani... madenge kachelewa shule
Mwalimu: Mbona umechelewa sana leo shuleni?
Madenge: Jirani yetu alidondosh shilingi 2000.
Mwalimu: Wow! wewe ni mtoto mzuri kwa hiyo ulikuwa unamsaidia kutafuta.
Madenge: Hapana, nilikuwa nimeikanyaga kwa hiyo nikasubiri mpaka alipoondoka ndo nikaichukua...

 

[bioto]

Umeshawahi hudhuria msibani, wakati wa msosi chakula kitamu mpaka unajikuta unaropoka
"WIKI IJAYO FANYENI TENA"

 

[erick mlacha]

Leo baba mwenye nyumba alikuja nyumban kwangu mazungumzo yakawa hivi…
Baba: habari za leo kijana
Mimi:safi mzee shikamoo
Baba: marhaba, kijana mbona tarehe zishapita naona kimya
Mimi: vipi uzioni siku zako?

Saivi anatoa vyombo vyangu nje naisi ananisaidia kufanya usafi.
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[Foxhound]

Wenye katabia haka

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[Foxhound]

Acha utapeli tokea lini umekuwa mkunga..[emoji23][emoji23]

Mie si mkunga wala changu[emoji1] [emoji1] [emoji1] [emoji38] [emoji38] [emoji38] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji124] [emoji125] [emoji125] [emoji377] [emoji377] [emoji377]

 

[Foxhound]

[emoji1] goes skkraaa pa, jus ki bi ki papa[emoji1] [emoji1] [emoji38] [emoji38] [emoji38] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23]

 

[Ip man 3]

''UKIJIKUBALI'' Huwezi Kuumizwa na 'DOSARI'

 

[Freyzem]

Mwalimu: Alex, simba akianza kukufukuza utafanya nini?
Alex: nitapanda juu ya mti.
Mwalimu: je na simba nae akipanda juu ya mti?
Alex: nitakimbilia mtoni niogelee.
Mwalimu: je simba nae akikufuata mtoni?
Alex: mwalimu uko upande wangu au wa simba? Maana sikuelewi kabisa, kila ninavyojaribu kumkwepa simba we unamwelekeza niliko, kama hunipendi sema tu.

 

[Mwifwa]

Eti maumivu ya mapenzi yanauma kuliko chochote nani kasema.. Hivi ushawahi kutenganishwa na mtu uliepanga kumkopy majibu kwenye mtihani? Nyie hamjui tu

 

[Hechinodemata]

Umeshawahi hudhuria msibani, wakati wa msosi chakula kitamu mpaka unajikuta unaropoka
"WIKI IJAYO FANYENI TENA"

We jamaa wacha bangi

 

[Nguvu moja]

[emoji15] [emoji15] [emoji15] [emoji15] [emoji15] hapanaaa kbxah

*Mhhh! Usiombee mkuu.

 

[kajojo]

JAMANI MDADA ANAYENIPENDA ASEME KABISA SIO BAADAE NASHINDA BIKO mil 100 NDIYO TUNAANZA KUSUMBUANA INBOX [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji95]

 

[Foxhound]

Kuna mdada nilimuahidi ndoa mwakani eti ndio kanipigia simu hapa, [emoji38] [emoji38]anaulizia kama ndoa ipo [emoji38] [emoji1] [emoji1] [emoji23] [emoji23]
Nimemjibu asubiri, mwakani bado haijafika[emoji1] [emoji1] [emoji1] [emoji38] [emoji38] [emoji38] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji124] [emoji125] [emoji125] [emoji377] [emoji377] [emoji377]