Kama una stress pitia hapa, usiache kutupia na wewe maneno yako

stickvibration · Feb 7, 2018

Freyzem said:
[emoji23][emoji23]hapa no shilawadu mkuu...

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Freyzem · Feb 7, 2018

Jana nimeenda kuazima pasi chumba jirani, ili ninyooshe nguo zangu, Jamaa wakaniambia nichukue nguo nikanyooshe room kwao maana hawataki pasi yao itoke.
Sasa leo amekuja mmoja wao kuazima mopper akasafishe room, nimemwambia aje adekie humu humu…

Jamaa ameondoka nadhani atakua ameenda kuchukua maji..[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]
Sipendagi kuchoshwa mim. [emoji35][emoji35][emoji23]

stickvibration · Feb 8, 2018

*Wahenga wanacema tumia taulo lako vizuri maana kipande unachofutia tako asubuhi waweza futia mdomo jioni*

Wahenga watata*
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Amani R Mbuya · Feb 8, 2018

MAISHA YANATOFAUTIANA BHANA:
Mvua ikinyesha Wanaume wa Vijijini wanapanda Mazao,
na Wanaume wa Mijini wanapanda Vifuani.[emoji1][emoji1]

kinguo · Feb 8, 2018

Freyzem said:
NIMEAMKA zangu asubuhi nikaanza kukimbia kwa ajili ya mazoezi ghafla nikakumbuka MATHAYO 2:4 WAOVU WATAKIMBIA WAO WENYEWE BILA KUKIMBIZWA ikabidi niache nirudi kuangalia movie sipendi kubishia maandiko matakatifu[emoji18][emoji18][emoji18][emoji18][emoji18]

Freyzem · Feb 8, 2018

Watu wazima tuwe na mipaka ya kula vitu visivyo vya lazma...[emoji39][emoji39]

Sikia hii...:Baba baada ya kumaliza kuchinja Mbuzi akaenda kuchoma pumbu za Mbuzi jikoni..Mara Mbwa akachukua Pumbu...Watoto kwa sauti kubwa"Babaaa!" Mbwa kachukua pumbu zako...! Wakaanza kumfukuza acha Pumbu za Baba...Mbwa huyoooo…! kachukua Pumbu za Baba,...wewe rudisha Pumbu za Babaaaa! We acha Pumbu za Baba...Pumbu za Baba.. yaani mtaa mzima watu mshangao...Pumbu za Baba [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

Usicheke yangekukuta wewe ungejifungia ndani mwezi mzima...

Freyzem · Feb 8, 2018

Nilikuwa nauliza hivi[emoji134]‍♂

wadada mlio kwenye mahusiano na wazee hivi mama yako anajua una mpenzi ambae yeye alimkataa mwaka 1971 enzi hizo akiwa student??[emoji144][emoji144][emoji144]♂♂

Nipo zangu home ndo kwanza nimewasha...[emoji117][emoji377]

stickvibration · Feb 8, 2018

LEO [emoji1369] TAREHE 8 MWEZI WA 2[emoji1321]

stickvibration · Feb 8, 2018

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Freyzem · Feb 8, 2018

stickvibration said:
LEO [emoji1369] TAREHE 8 MWEZI WA 2[emoji1321]

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Kadhi Mkuu 1 · Feb 8, 2018

proskaeur said:
Wasichana wenye matiti madogo msitumie medicated soap zinaweza kuondoa matiti yenu zikidhani ni chunusi kifuani…!!!

Na wenye viba100 msipige nyeto/.

stickvibration · Feb 8, 2018

*Kuna WANAWAKE wengine wanapenda sana kujipa kazi za watu, ukimtongoza utasikia "SUBIRI NIKUCHUNGUZE KWANZA" kwani wewe ni TAKUKURU?*
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Mr Miller · Feb 8, 2018

Freyzem said:
WATU WOTE HUMU JF HASA JUKWAA HILI

WOTE WAPUMBAVU HADI MODS!

IVI MTU AKITOKEA AKISEMA IVYO TUTAMFANYAJE?

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hahaha[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23] mpuuzi wewe

Mkuu wa Kibiti · Feb 9, 2018

Mh.spika,kuna nusu ya wabunge ndani ya bunge hili ni wapumbavu sana.(meza pa!pa!pa!)mwongozo mh.spika mh.waziri mkuu atengue maneno yake.Ok basi nusu ya wabunge humu ndani si wapumbavu(meza pa!pa!a!pa!).Ni mh.Waziri mkuu wa zamani wa Zimbabwe.kumbe kufikiri ni kazi eeeh!

Freyzem · Feb 9, 2018

stickvibration said:
Daahh,,!!
Namimi nlikua ivo ivo bananikajikuta,,,,kila nkiandika inakuja kinyume

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Freyzem · Feb 9, 2018

Hawa jamaa wa bodaboda akikubeba wanakuongelesha,Halafu husikii kwa sababu ya upepo..unabakia kuitikia eeeh eeh ,ndio ndioo.
Unaweza jikuta umekubali kuolewa hivi hivi bila kujijua...Akakuuliza Nikupeleke gheto.
Wewe ndio...eeh eeh[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

Esayi · Feb 9, 2018

Freyzem said:
Rafiki yangu alikuwa
amesinzia tukiwa darasani,
nikachukua simu yake
nikabadilisha alivyosave
namba yangu nikasave "lovely
dad" (ndivyo alivyokuwa
amesave jina la baba yake
mzazi)
Nikamtumia SMS "mwanangu
nimeshinda millioni 100 toka
BIKO, na sasa hivi tutakuwa
na maisha mazuri. Acha
shule njoo tupange tutafanya
biashara gani"
Rafiki yangu baada ya
kusoma sms akanyanyuka na
kukusanya kila kilicho chake
akaanza kuondoka.
Alipofika mlangoni mwalimu
akamuuliza unaenda wapi
bila kuomba ruhusa?
Akageuka akamwonyesha
mwalimu kidole cha kati,
akaachia mfyonzo mkali kisha
akasepa.
Sasa hivi ananisaka kinyama,
nani anajua sehemu nzuri ya
kujifichia [emoji23][emoji23][emoji28][emoji28][emoji109][emoji82]

Haha nenda silia

dingihimself · Feb 9, 2018

Leo kuna mdogo wangu nimemtumia meseji nimemuomba aniazime chaja yake ya simu. Akanijibu 21002 Nikawa mkali nikamuambia kuchajia mara moja tu ndio HELA yote hio si bora nikanunue Chaja yangu mpya. Akaniambia nimesema TUMIA TU [emoji23][emoji23]

stickvibration · Feb 9, 2018

Jamaa aliuliza” Hapa mjini vichaa wote wamepotelea wapi”?
Akajibiwa “Kwajinsi hali ilivyokua ngumu,Akili zao zimerudi zenyewe”
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kinandinandi · Feb 9, 2018

[emoji767]NDOA HIZI WE ACHA TU
Mwanaume Mmojaa alikuwa anamlazimisha mkewe kufanya mapenzi gizani kwa muda wa miaka kumi,ndipo siku moja mwanamke uzalendo ukamshinda na kuamua kuwasha taa ila ghafla alipigwa na bumbuwazi baada ya kuona kuwa kumbe mumewe ana uume wa bandia!
Mwanamke alihamaki na kumwambia mume wake haya naomba maelezo haraka kabla sijakinukisha kwa majirani na marafiki zako?
Mwanaume akajibu Mimi ndio naomba maelezo makubwa mno,nataka uniambie hawa watoto wetu watatu wamepatikana vipi?
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