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QUESTION

If Bournemouth beat Chelsea 3-0 and Watford beat Chelsea 4-1, Assuming momentum before collision = momentum after collision and forces applied to a rigid body all act in the same plane, calculate the number of goals Barcelona will score against Chelsea. (Take g=9.8m/s2)

SOLUTION

Given that g= 9.8m/s^2...{ let Chelsea be denoted as C, Bournemouth be denoted as B, and Watford is denoted by W}

3B+ 0C = 3......Eqn 1

4W + (-1) = 3...Eqn 2

The cumulative goal conceded is {3+3 =6}

Let cumulative be denoted as "a"
Therefore, if Barca denoted as Br

Squad strength of barca = a+1
Messi probability to score = a+1+1

Chelsea being a team of dog turds = a+1+1+1

Note a=6

Therefore, a+3 =6+3=9

9 goals.

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Wahenga watata*
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Waziri anaposema oa mwenye cheti cha form four anamaana yake[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

Mume akamwambia mke wake:
"Funga macho yako tufanye maombi"
Akaanza kwa Kimombo:-
*"… Lord I pray for Grace, I pray for Mercy, I pray for Joy, I pray for Love, I pray for Hope, I pray for Glory, I pray for Faith, I pray for.."*

Mke akadakia, "Unadhani mimi sina ee" akaanza:-
*I pray for Felix, I pray for Temu, I pray for Rweyemamu, I pray for Masawe, I pray for Benson, I pray for Onyango, I pray for Swai, I pray kwa wote niliowasahau!!*

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Freyzem said:

WATU WOTE HUMU JF HASA JUKWAA HILI

WOTE WAPUMBAVU HADI MODS!



IVI MTU AKITOKEA AKISEMA IVYO TUTAMFANYAJE?

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