Kama una stress pitia hapa, usiache kutupia na wewe maneno yako

[Numbisa]

Kuna madem wengine huwa wanafinywa na kila mtu kama ile ndimu ya mtu wa Mahindi.[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

 

[Numbisa]

Nowadays before dating anyone ask them to bring a letter of recommendation from their EX. You deserve to know who you are dealing with....[emoji23][emoji23]

 

[Numbisa]

When you start to realize people have moved on without you. Accept it and move on. Don't go to social media and become a poet[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

 

[mpatto]

Nani kasema kiswahili ni rahisi??? Hebu jaza nafasi zilizoachwa wazi kwa kutumia NDIO au HAPANA;
1)……………, mimi ni chizi
2)……………, mimi ni bwege
3)……………, mimi sina akili

NDIO au HAPANA wakati mwingine inatumiwa KWELI au SI KWELI hivo naomba kujibu maswali hayo
1. SI KWELI
2. SI KWELI
3. SI KWELI
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[Foxhound]

Kai Greene

 

[Mbwa dume]

Duh..!

 

[Rasputin]

Huu uzi unamfaa sana Salary Slip na genge lke we kuoa stress humu za kupigwa chini na waTz waliokataa kuandamana.

Bila kumsahau Mama Sabrina

 

[al aroushiy]

Mchungaji anawaambia waumini: Fanya jambo moja la kumshangaza Mungu… Dakika mbili nyingi Mchaga akakimbia na kapu la sadaka [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

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[al aroushiy]

[emoji16][emoji16][emoji16][emoji16][emoji16] "napenda watoto ila utoto sipendi"

 

[Kirokonya]

MVUA HIZ NA TOPE WAWEZAJIKUTA UNATELEZA UNADONDOKEA KWENYE MAHUSIANO YA WATU[emoji16][emoji23]

Yaan na wewe unadakwa fasta usifike chini

 

[al aroushiy]

Leo nimeenda kuchangia damu hospitalini,mara wananambia soda na biskuti zimeisha..!
Sa hii nipo zangu njiani na damu yangu kwenye blood bag naelekea nyumbani. Bora niwapelekee mbu take away..
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wala sijawahi vutaga bangi Mimi

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[al aroushiy]

Basi utaondoka na stress..!

Stress ni nini??
Stress ni pale umeenda kijijini kwa bibi ako huku umebeba jeans zako tano zile ja mtindo wa kuchanika (chanika jeans) sasa siku ukazifua ukazianika ukaenda zako kutembea ile unarudi jioni unakuta bibi yako kazianua afu kazishona zote!
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Future [emoji289]

[emoji16][emoji16][emoji16][emoji16] bibi hapendi ujinga.

 

[al aroushiy]

Hujapotea kwani wewe huna stress..?
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nimemtembelea,rafiki yangu mida ya saa saba hivi na tayari alikuwa amesonga ugali nikamtuma nje wakati anatoka nje nikaongeza maji kwenye sufuria kumbe sikujuwa alipima maji kulingana na unga uliobaki sasa hivi tunakunywa uji hatuongeleshani .
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kumbe_wote_hatupendangi_ujinga!

[emoji16][emoji16][emoji16][emoji16][emoji16][emoji16][emoji16] aseee!!

 

[Numbisa]

A guy and his wife are sitting and watching a boxing match on television. The husband sighs and complains, “This is disappointing. It only lasted for 30 seconds!” “Good,” replied his wife. “Now you know how I always feel.”[emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23]

 

[Numbisa]

Teacher : can you tell me 2 pronouns ??[emoji19][emoji19]
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Me : Who ? Me? [emoji54][emoji54]
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Teacher : correct very Good [emoji4]
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Me : [emoji1][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji57][emoji14]

 

[al aroushiy]

Tezi dume[emoji39][emoji39][emoji39][emoji39][emoji848][emoji848][emoji848][emoji848]

[emoji16][emoji16][emoji16][emoji16][emoji16] dah.!

 

[Arvin sloane]

Nani apime tezi dume?

 

[Mwinyi_ole_mushi]

Kuna jamaa kwenye daladala hapa anaongea na simu ilikuwa hivi "haloo leo sitaweza kuja kwani nimepanda gari moja na mumeo"
unaambiwa wanaume wote wenye wake wamemng'ang'ania jamaa aonyeshe hiyo namba aliyokuwa anaongea nayo.

 

[Mwinyi_ole_mushi]

Nimetoka zangu kazin nikiwa na stress za mishahara, basi nikafika stendi ya mabasi wapiga debe wakaanza kunisumbua kuniuliza unaenda wapi nikajibu ZANZIBAR

nimewaacha wakitaja sehemu za siri za binadamu ila nahisi itakuwa wanajikumbushia biology.

leo sijavuta isipokuwa ni uchovu na mei mosi ya huko IRINGA

 

[Mwinyi_ole_mushi]

Huku mtaani kwetu kuna mwanamke amemwekea mme wake dawa ili ampende. bahati mbaya panya wakala chakula chote.

savi panya wanamfuata mwanamke kila aendako huku wakitabasamu.