Kama una stress pitia hapa, usiache kutupia na wewe maneno yako

Mlevi alikutana na mchungaj...mazungumzo yakawa hivi:
Mchungaj:unakunywa bia ngap kwa siku?
Mlevi:nakunywa bia 5
Mchungaj:kila bia kiasi gan?
Mlevi:2500
Mchungaj:kwahyo unatumia zaidi ya sh elf 10 kwa siku?
Mlevi:ndiyo
Mchungaj;ungekuwa unahifadhi hiyo pesa si ungeshanunua Range Rover?
Mlevi;samahan naomba nikuulize swali
Mchungaj:uliza
Mlevi:unakunywa bia?
Mchungaj;hapana
Mlevi:nioneshe Range Rover yako
*mchungaji akasepa!

MADEMU wa kizungu mkifika chumbani anakukumbatia anakubusu huku anatoa miguno na kuongea kwa mapozi...anahema kwa hisia tarativu anaingiza mkono ndani ya suruali kuicheck dushelele anakuvua shati anakubusu kifuani na kukuambia babie I love uuuuum proud of you honey...
Taratibu anavua nguo zake na ww anakuvua zako kwa mapozi hadi raha mwisho kazi inafanyika mkishamaliza akakuambia babie thank u u'r so sweetie .....

SASA NJOO SASA BONGO[emoji53][emoji53][emoji53][emoji53]
%90 WAKO HIVI
likishafika mkiwa chumbani ile unataka uanze kumuandaa unaskia ahaaaaaa we tulia kwanza mbona unaharaka kama cha kwanza????

Kwanza nipe HELA yangu ya bajaji halafu naskia njaa niagizie chips kuku nusu na mishikaki na coca baridi. ..

Akimaliza ukitaka kuanza unaskia ngoja kidogo chakula kishuke banaaa[emoji16][emoji16]

Ukianza unaskia linakuambia halafu tusikae sana nisichelewe kwetu si unajua leo zamu yangu kupika?
Ukiwa unamuandaa unampapasa unaskia bana niniukoo linacheka eti unanitekenya.....

Ukute sasa nguo ya ndani imechakaa utasikia fumba macho usinichungulie[emoji3][emoji3]ukifumba tu kanavuliwa kisha kanatupwa chini ya uvungu kama kitanda kina uvungu ila kama hakina halafu kimebanwa ukutana basi katachomekwa kwenye godoro[emoji16][emoji16][emoji16][emoji16]kisha zoezi linaanza

Ukimaliza mkiwa mmepumzika utaskia linakuuliza hapa ndio unaletaga mademu zakoeee......ukiliambia hapana unaskia ulipajuaje???

Mara babie halafu naomba elfu 20 ya kikoba halafu pia nina shida na elfu 50 niliazima kwa rafiki yangu ananidai. ....Mara mafuta yangu na cream vmeniishia Dah hapo ndio kabisaaaaa dushelele inalala steam zinakata....

Ukimaliza ndio mnataka kuondoka unaskia NIPE NAULI ukilipa buku tano utaskia hii inatosha nn sasa????

Ikikugusa njoo kusanya mapovu kasafishe chooni leo ni siku ya usafi[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

Sometimes nikisoma Bible huwa namchukia shetani sana...
Yani imagine alikua anamshawishi Yesu abadilishe mawe yawe mkate....

Inamaana sasa hivi Nyumba zetu tungekua tunajengea mikate....?

Kwaiyo kama umejenga kwenye hifadhi ya barabara Tanroads wakija na chai tu... Wanaikula Nyumba yako yote.....

Asee namchukia shetani na idea zake zote....

Numbisa said:

Atleast nimeingia butchery for the first time this month... Kuuliza kama mzee wa kunoa visu ameonekana eneo hilo[emoji23][emoji23]

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lothrito said:

Huku mtaani kwetu kuna mwanamke amemwekea mme wake dawa ili ampende. bahati mbaya panya wakala chakula chote.

savi panya wanamfuata mwanamke kila aendako huku wakitabasamu.

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Umeshawahi jikuta unaenda kwa ofisi ya mtu bahati mbaya nguo ulizovaa zinafanana na wale wafanya usafi.. Ile unaingia tuu unadakwa juu juu "mbona hapa hamjadeki, madirisha hamjafuta vumbi na ule uchafu pale chukua upeleke kwenye dampo"

Hapo ndio utajua kwanini rege inachezwa kwa kuruka ruka..

mbongo_halisi said:

"Kuna mbaba mmoja mtanashati.....akivaaga suruali zake huku mbele anakuwa katunaaaaaa, yaani natamani nimyonye tu." - Kuna wadada walikuwa wanasema haya juzi pale Break Point, Kinondoni.

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Waje kwangu wanyonye ninalolakutosheleza wote

CUBICBOY said:

Waje kwangu wanyonye ninalolakutosheleza wote

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Sijuwi kama bado watakuwepo maana ni kitambo toka waseme haya. Usihofu lakini maana wanyonyaji wako wengi hapa Bongo siku hizi.

Candyscorpion said:

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Nigaie tu emoji tuwili bas

Ticha: nani kafunga?
Wanafunzi: Benzemaa
Ticha: aliye assist?
Wanafunzi: kipaaaaaa
Ticha: nani kafunga?
Wanafunzi: Baleeeee
Ticha: aliye assist?
Wanafunzi:kipaaaaa
Ticha:mani of the mechi?
Wanafunzi: Ramosiiiiiii
Ticha: mmetishaaa
Wanafunzi: kama kipaaaaaaa[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

Numbisa said:

Ticha: nani kafunga?
Wanafunzi: Benzemaa
Ticha: aliye assist?
Wanafunzi: kipaaaaaa
Ticha: nani kafunga?
Wanafunzi: Baleeeee
Ticha: aliye assist?
Wanafunzi:kipaaaaa
Ticha:mani of the mechi?
Wanafunzi: Ramosiiiiiii
Ticha: mmetishaaa
Wanafunzi: kama kipaaaaaaa[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

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Numby wewe titakupiga mawe siee,shauri yako

Numbisa said:

Ticha: nani kafunga?
Wanafunzi: Benzemaa
Ticha: aliye assist?
Wanafunzi: kipaaaaaa
Ticha: nani kafunga?
Wanafunzi: Baleeeee
Ticha: aliye assist?
Wanafunzi:kipaaaaa
Ticha:mani of the mechi?
Wanafunzi: Ramosiiiiiii
Ticha: mmetishaaa
Wanafunzi: kama kipaaaaaaa[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

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Numby wewe

Unakumbuka enzi hizo miito ya milo kwetu uswahilini!?Kama ni kande:Jumaa...unaitwa na mama....Ugali:Jumaaa.....Jumaaa.....kutengaa.....Wali kuku:Jumaaaa.....shauri yako....Wa uzunguni hamjui hii mambo

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Mkuu wa Kibiti said:

Numby wewe titakupiga mawe siee,shauri yako

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Mkuu wa Kibiti said:

Numby wewe

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The only reason i wanted to be an adult was to have sex. These things of paying bills and waking up to go to work everyday was not part of the plan[emoji24][emoji24][emoji24][emoji24][emoji24][emoji24]

A nurse will meet you at the supermarket with your crush and be like "Hey kijana, ile kaswende iliisha??[emoji24][emoji24][emoji24]

Numbisa said:

A nurse will meet you at the supermarket with your crush and be like "Hey kijana, ile kaswende iliisha??[emoji24][emoji24][emoji24]

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fofre said:

BAC MKUU WA MKOA WA MBEYA akawauliza mafarisayo na wananchi WA MBEYA "niwape SUGU au YANGA ambaye Hana HATIA..... (mkuu wa Mkoa alikuwa anataka kumtoa YANGA mikononi mwa wana MBEYA).... Wananchi WA MBEYA wakapaza Sauti zao...... tunamtaka SUGU, tupatie SUGU, Tupe SUGU, Msulubishe YANGA, Msulubishe.... Mkuuu wa mkoa akauliza je huyu asiyekuwa na HATIA (YANGA) asulubiweee na apigwe misumari bila kuwa na hatia?, wakasema asulubiweeeee, Bac MKuu wa mkoa akanawa mikono , kisha akasema dhambi iwe juu yenu, juu ya watoto wetu Bac MKUU WA Mkoa Akamfungulia SUGU na akamtwaaa YANGA na akawapatia wana PRISONS wamfanye watakalo. Basi wakamchukua wakamfanyia kila Dhihaka wakampigilia misumari 2 na kumtundika SOKOINE wakaweka na kibao juu ya msalaba huyu ndiye CHURA HALISI, basi Alikuwepo Akida mmoja anaye toka SIMBA kusema HAKIKA Huyu CHURA Alikuwa na HATIA.

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Numbisa said:

The only reason i wanted to be an adult was to have sex. These things of paying bills and waking up to go to work everyday was not part of the plan[emoji24][emoji24][emoji24][emoji24][emoji24][emoji24]

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interface said:

Una umri gani?

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Hiki kichekesho kimenichekesha zaidi