Kama una stress pitia hapa, usiache kutupia na wewe maneno yako

Foxhound · Mar 6, 2017

Leo nikitoka church nilipanda kihiace na kulikuwa na mrembo mkali hujawahi kuona, kila kijana alikuwa akimtupia macho, so me nilikuwa na wepesi wa kuongea naye kirahisi coz nilikuwa kando yake,,, Sasa kama unavyojuwa wanaume kwa kujikosha Nikaimigine mtoto ananiangalia so nikaamuwa kupiga fake phone
"Hello Mr. Supervisor, nitachelewa kidogo coz kuna mahali nitapitia, so nipelekee tu hyo Ferrari yangu nyumbani"
Nikaona mrembo ameniangalia kwa macho ya husda apo nkajua nimeuwa ndege kwa jiwe moja, nkaamua kujikosha mtoto wa kiume , "niaje mrembo", akanikazia macho kisha akaniambia,
"Shika battery yako uliangusha ukitoa simu"

Icho kicheko watu walicheka hujawahi ona jooo adi ikabidi dereva aegeshe gari watu wacheke kwanza [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]
Nikaona isiwe tabu nikashukia pale pale.

Tujifunze kusema ukweli kwani uongo sio mzuri hata kwa Mungu... [emoji120][emoji120][emoji120][emoji120][emoji120]

Da'Vinci · Mar 6, 2017

alibakari said:
Siku zote nikiicheki muvi hii, kipande hiki ni lazima nikirudie zaidi ya mara tano[emoji38] [emoji38] [emoji38] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23]

Muvi gani hiyo mkuu

Foxhound · Mar 6, 2017

Mondray said:
Muvi gani hiyo mkuu

Me myself and irene, jim carrey

Da'Vinci · Mar 6, 2017

alibakari said:
Me myself and irene, jim carrey

I got u ma dude

Foxhound · Mar 6, 2017

Hii Dar noma kweli, kila binti unaekutana nae kwenye mitandao anakwambia ye single[emoji38] [emoji38] [emoji38] [emoji38] mi ndio nipo namalizia album, maana singo nimezipanga nyingi sana[emoji38] [emoji38] [emoji38] [emoji38] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23]

Benjamini Netanyahu · Mar 6, 2017

sayoo said:
Stress zikizidi huwezi kuelewa

Ok

nammbazi kashaa · Mar 6, 2017

alibakari said:
Leo nikitoka church nilipanda kihiace na kulikuwa na mrembo mkali hujawahi kuona, kila kijana alikuwa akimtupia macho, so me nilikuwa na wepesi wa kuongea naye kirahisi coz nilikuwa kando yake,,, Sasa kama unavyojuwa wanaume kwa kujikosha Nikaimigine mtoto ananiangalia so nikaamuwa kupiga fake phone
"Hello Mr. Supervisor, nitachelewa kidogo coz kuna mahali nitapitia, so nipelekee tu hyo Ferrari yangu nyumbani"
Nikaona mrembo ameniangalia kwa macho ya husda apo nkajua nimeuwa ndege kwa jiwe moja, nkaamua kujikosha mtoto wa kiume , "niaje mrembo", akanikazia macho kisha akaniambia,
"Shika battery yako uliangusha ukitoa simu"

Icho kicheko watu walicheka hujawahi ona jooo adi ikabidi dereva aegeshe gari watu wacheke kwanza [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]
Nikaona isiwe tabu nikashukia pale pale.

Tujifunze kusema ukweli kwani uongo sio mzuri hata kwa Mungu... [emoji120][emoji120][emoji120][emoji120][emoji120]

Jeep27 · Mar 6, 2017

RRONDO said:
🙂🙂😉 Hivi ninavyocheka mtu anaweza kufikiri tuko wawili chumbani!

We jamaa mbaya wewee[emoji1][emoji1][emoji1]

Jeep27 · Mar 6, 2017

alibakari said:
Leo nikitoka church nilipanda kihiace na kulikuwa na mrembo mkali hujawahi kuona, kila kijana alikuwa akimtupia macho, so me nilikuwa na wepesi wa kuongea naye kirahisi coz nilikuwa kando yake,,, Sasa kama unavyojuwa wanaume kwa kujikosha Nikaimigine mtoto ananiangalia so nikaamuwa kupiga fake phone
"Hello Mr. Supervisor, nitachelewa kidogo coz kuna mahali nitapitia, so nipelekee tu hyo Ferrari yangu nyumbani"
Nikaona mrembo ameniangalia kwa macho ya husda apo nkajua nimeuwa ndege kwa jiwe moja, nkaamua kujikosha mtoto wa kiume , "niaje mrembo", akanikazia macho kisha akaniambia,
"Shika battery yako uliangusha ukitoa simu"

Icho kicheko watu walicheka hujawahi ona jooo adi ikabidi dereva aegeshe gari watu wacheke kwanza [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]
Nikaona isiwe tabu nikashukia pale pale.

Tujifunze kusema ukweli kwani uongo sio mzuri hata kwa Mungu... [emoji120][emoji120][emoji120][emoji120][emoji120]

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Jeep27 · Mar 6, 2017

Freyzem said:
Kuna group nimeingia huko whatsapp nikauliza jamni vipi?kimya, jamani wazima humu nikakuta kimya[emoji35][emoji35][emoji35][emoji35]
nimebadili jina la group kuwa "wauza madawa ya kulevya wa dar" hivi navyosema wameleft karibu wote ...nataka mambo mubashara bwana alaah[emoji2][emoji2][emoji2]kwamba kunijibu nalo ni suala mtambuka[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

Ebwanee duuu, ni halali wa left c mchezo, umetisha mdau

Jeep27 · Mar 6, 2017

Freyzem said:
MUGABE NAE KWA MAJIBU ANATISHA
SWALI:Kwanini wanasiasa wala rushwa hawaendi jela ?

MUGABE! Hii ni sawa na mbu anayeng'ata kwenye pumbu hawezi kupigwa kofi zito.
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Jeep27 · Mar 6, 2017

Freyzem said:
Hujapotea kwani wewe huna stress..?
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nimemtembelea,rafiki yangu mida ya saa saba hivi na tayari alikuwa amesonga ugali nikamtuma nje wakati anatoka nje nikaongeza maji kwenye sufuria kumbe sikujuwa alipima maji kulingana na unga uliobaki sasa hivi tunakunywa uji hatuongeleshani .
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kumbe_wote_hatupendangi_ujinga!

nimeipenda sn, cnaga stree

kyta kykoko · Mar 6, 2017

Kweri wewe mkali umenivunja mbavu duuuuu

petro sagala · Mar 6, 2017

Ni kweli hapo lazima ucheke

Nelly Mtengwa · Mar 6, 2017

Nimecheka kwa sauti mahakamani baada ya kupitia post za watu. Hakimu kaniita, nadhani naenda kutoa ushahidi!!

ElPuto Jefe · Mar 6, 2017

Kuna mdada ana liwowowo likubwa nimemtongoza kanikataa, nimemwambia wakati akichuja asinitafute maana hata zamani tv chogo zilikua zinatamba ila siku hizi kitu ni flat screen.. Akili yangu naijua mwenyewe..!!!

nsekwa · Mar 6, 2017

Hapa ukiwa na stress zaweza ongezeka zaidi.

stickvibration · Mar 6, 2017

Dada mmoja alikwenda kwenye duka la wanyama kununua kasuku.

mambo yakawa hivi:

*DADA:* Nimekuja kununua kasuku.
*MMILIKI:* Nina aina mbili ya kasuku aina ya kwanza anarudia kila kitu unachozungumza na aina ya pili anafikiria mwenyewe kisha anazungumza"
Je ww unamtaka yupi?

*DADA:* Nadhani namtaka anayefikiria mwenyewe.

(MMILIKI akamletea dada kasuku kulingana na alivochagua kisha akaambiwa amfanyie majaribio.)

*DADA:* Naonekanaje?
*KASUKU:* Unaonekana kama kahaba.
*DADA:* "...kwa hasira..." "Siwezi kununua kasuku kama huyu! Hana adabu!"

*MMILIKI:* Samahani dada naomba unisubili kidogo.....(akampeleka kasuku nyuma ya duka na kumzamisha kwenye ndoo ya maji kisha akamuonya, "kama ukirudia tena kumkosea adabu yule dada ntakuja nikuloweke kwenye maji siku nzima.

". MMILIKI aliporudi kaunta akamuomba dada amjaribishe kasuku kwa mara nyingine na akamsihi akisema ".kwa sasa unaweza kumuuliza chochote naamini atakujibu vizuri bila matatizo yoyote"

MAJIBIZANO YAKAWA KAMA HIVI:
*DADA:* Kama nikirudi nyumbani usiku wa manane na nikaja na mwanaume huyo mwanaume atakuwa ni nani?
*KASUKU:* Mume wako!
*DADA:* Vizuri! vipi kama nikija na wanaume wawili?
*KASUKU:* Mume wako & shemeji yako.
*DADA:* Vzuri! Vizuri sana" kama nikija na wanaume watatu je?
*KASUKU:* Atakuwa ni mume wako,shemeji yako na kaka yako!
*DADA:* Waooooooo!!! Vipi kama nikija nyumbani na wanaume wanne?
*KASUKU:* (Akageuka nyuma akamwangalia mmiliki wake ) . . . . kisha akasema *"Tafadhali kaniloweke kwenye maji, nilishasema mapema kwamba huyu mwanamke ni kahaba!!!*
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kajojo · Mar 6, 2017

*Mwanaume wa Arusha kakaa mahabusu miezi minne anatoka huku anacheka, mwanaume wa Dar kaambiwa aonyeshe vyeti tu analia. [Wanaume wa Dar Bwana].*

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BansenBurner · Mar 6, 2017

Kumbe bangi si mbaya vile watu husema.
Nimechoma stick moja na hakuna kitu naskia.
Sa hii nimekaa tu juu ya TV nikiwatch sofa zangu pole pole.

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