Kama una stress pitia hapa, usiache kutupia na wewe maneno yako

D Metakelfin · Jul 12, 2018

Numbisa said:
Trouble is when you try to kill a mosquito that lands on your father's bald head using your bare hand, then you miss it. My broda you have to produce evidence or else you are homeless[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

Mbassa jr · Jul 13, 2018

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Exogenous Factor · Jul 14, 2018

Numbisa said:
Married Men Repent!!

Nobody has better eyesight than a husband coming out of a hotel room with his girlfriend. He can even see next year [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

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Numbisa · Jul 17, 2018

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Ya india

Can u imagine the idiots wamedance up to the last minute bila kunyanduana
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Numbisa · Jul 17, 2018

Never tell a lady that she's ugly.. Find a more polite way to say it.. Just say 'your face doesn't make sense'....[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

Numbisa · Jul 17, 2018

Your boyfriend shouts at you, you start crying like an imported toy. But your mom shouts at you, you shout back and fight her.[emoji57][emoji57]
Sister, The thunder that will fire you [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

Numbisa · Jul 17, 2018

My dad used to put his thumb impression on my mark sheet...

I asked him:
Being a Chartered Accountant, why are you putting your thumb impression, instead of signing on my progress card?

My dad replied:
idiot, after looking at your marks, the teacher should not think that I am educated....
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Numbisa · Jul 17, 2018

A German girl married a Spanish man & went to Spain.. She can't speak Spanish
.. Each time she wants to buy chicken legs, she would lift her skirt & show her thighs to enable the seller understand her... This went on for sometime.. One day she wanted to buy banana.. So She took her husband to the shop..

(dont laugh, listen Dirty minds)
Because her husband speaks Spanish very well.

Kilemachocho · Jul 18, 2018

a Joke, ;
A Father asked his son, =who is the first president of Tanzania?
Son answered I don't know Him. the father slaped his son foolish boy,its Late Mwalimu Julius Kambarage Nyerere, you must concentrate on your school,
(after an hour) a son asked his father; dad who is Mr Kenedy?
Father answered I don't know him.A son also slaped his father & said foolish father its your wife's boyfriend,you must concentrate on your marriage,
dont laugh alone send it to your friends

Numbisa · Jul 20, 2018

Everytime i kill a mosquito i place it next to my bed so that other mosquitoes can see how dangerous am[emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23]

Jogoo wa Shamba II · Jul 20, 2018

Numbisa said:
Everytime i kill a mosquito i place it next to my bed so that other mosquitoes can see how dangerous am[emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23]

Numbisa ha ha

Don Vito · Jul 20, 2018

Numbisa said:
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Ya india

Can u imagine the idiots wamedance up to the last minute bila kunyanduana
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Hahaha, this had me on the floor.

messanger · Jul 21, 2018

Numbisa said:
Hivi sisi waafrika, ni mchezo gani mwingine ambao tukishiriki katika level ya kimataifa tunaweka heshima !? Ukiacha Soka?

Michezo ya watu wasiojulikna....

toroka uje mjini · Jul 21, 2018

*NDUGU ZANGU WAHEHE MSIJIFANYE HAMUONI MIJADALA KWENYE MAGROUP TUNATAFUTA MBWA*[emoji3][emoji3][emoji3][emoji3]

toroka uje mjini · Jul 21, 2018

MSICHANA: Baby Naomba Unisaidie Pesa Nikaweke Vizuri Nywele Zangu Naona Haziko Sawa(Jamaa Akazama Mfuko Akachomoa Noti Kadhaa Za Elfutano tano Na Kumpatia Msichana)
JAMAA: Baby Japo Najua Pesa Hiyo Ni Kidogo Ila Ukiipangilia Vizur Inaweza Kukutosha
(Msichana Baada Ya Kuzihesabu Na Kukuta Zipo 100,000/- Akachukua 15,000/- Halafu Ile 85,000/- Iliyobaki Akamrudishia Jamaa Kisha Akasema🙂
Baby Hii 15,000/- Inanitosha Hiyo 85,000/- Utaitumia Kwa Mambo Mengine,
Hupaswi Kuanza Kutumia Pesa Nyingi Kwaajili Yangu Sasaivi Ila Utakapokuwa Umenioa Ndipo Utapaswa Kufanya Hivyo.
*Nikaamka kwa mshtuko kwani kwa uzoefu wangu wote sijawahi ota ndoto yakutisha kama hii*
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Slim5 · Jul 21, 2018

Numbisa said:
Remember growing up saying "I want to be a pilot" 20 years later the only thing you do related to airplanes is FLIGHT MODE on your phone.[emoji23][emoji23]

@Numbisa ni shida!

bbc · Jul 21, 2018

Kumbe yule tajiri wa Afrika Aliko ni mtanzania mwenzetu asili yake Mbeya, eti Aliko manaake yuko[emoji23]

Numbisa · Jul 22, 2018

Na watu hutoa wapi confidence ya kujinyonga
Me hata kufunga button ya shati ya juu inanishtua[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

Numbisa · Jul 22, 2018

If you only knew what people say before picking your calls, you would never call again.[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

Numbisa · Jul 22, 2018

Not everyone who checks up on you actually cares, some just want to confirm if their witchcraft worked.

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