Kama una stress pitia hapa, usiache kutupia na wewe maneno yako

[Numbisa]

Be patient, even bomb takes time to explode

 

[Nelson nely]

Njia pekee iliyobaki kwa Afrika kupata kombe la dunia ni kuliiba tu!

 

[Light Saber Imetosha Sasa]

MWALIMU: Why are you late kijana?? LITTLE JOHNY: Its not my pending
MWALIMU: What do you mean young man?
LITTLE JOHNY: Sio kupenda kwangu [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]
The teacher is still laughing in the staffroom. Cha muhimu ni uhai tu. [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

 

[toroka uje mjini]

Acha Belgium washinde, wanamtibu Lissu!! " [emoji3][emoji3][emoji3]

 

[21 February]

BAADA ya kujaribu kushinda MILION 10 YA TATU MZUKA na MILLIONI 20 YA BIKO lakini wapi HATIMAE JANA NIMESHINDA NJAA

 

[Tumosa]

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[Numbisa]

Hearing Your Name Being Called When No One Is Actually Calling You Is A Sign That Your Village Witches Are Testing Their microphone[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

 

[ipyax]

Touch it gently, put two fingers inside, if it's wide use 3 fingers, make sure it's wet and rub up & down.

Yep, that's how you gotta wash a cup.

Ooh my dirty mind!!![emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] was imagining something else,,

 

[Numbisa]

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Ooh my dirty mind!!![emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] was imagining something else,,

 

[edwardbm]

Hearing Your Name Being Called When No One Is Actually Calling You Is A Sign That Your Village Witches Are Testing Their microphone[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

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[edwardbm]

Unakumbuka ile siku ulifanya sex bila kinga, ghafla unaanza kuona vitu vya ajabu kiasi kwamba hata plate number za magari unaziona hivi..
T456HIV
T765STD
T123ARV
T484DIE

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[Numbisa]

Don't listen to Celine Deon songs when you are hurt, that granny can make things go worse [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

 

[Mr Miller]

During the shooting of a movie.
DIRECTOR: Now we are going to release the lion and it will chase you. But don't worry it wont bite you.
MUSA: How sure are you?
DIRECTOR: It is written in the script.
MUSA: Has the lion read the script?[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

hahaha [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23] umenifanya nimkumbuke champlin hapa

 

[Mr Miller]

Don't listen to Celine Deon songs when you are hurt, that granny can make things go worse [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

hahaha bora ya huyo celine lkn sio Adele [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

 

[Numbisa]

FIFA is still investigating why Arsenal went to WorldCup as Panama[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

 

[Numbisa]

If you feel jealous each time you see your friends progressing then this prayer is for you
Put your hand on your chest and repeat after me
"I am a witch"[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

 

[Numbisa]

It is only in Africa where a person locks a door with a key and then tries to open it with no key, just to make sure that it is really locked.[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

 

[Numbisa]

Trouble is when you try to kill a mosquito that lands on your father's bald head using your bare hand, then you miss it. My broda you have to produce evidence or else you are homeless[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

 

[Numbisa]

The reason rich guys have less skills in convincing ladies is because ladies always come easy to them
Lakini sisi broke niggas utaeleza everything even why you use the same organ for sex and urinating

 

[Numbisa]

Married Men Repent!!

Nobody has better eyesight than a husband coming out of a hotel room with his girlfriend. He can even see next year [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]