Kama una stress pitia hapa, usiache kutupia na wewe maneno yako

Kama una stress pitia hapa, usiache kutupia na wewe maneno yako

```Kuna Mzee Mmoja alipokaribia kufa akaacha wasia ufuatao``` *"Nikifa Bomoeni Nyumba, Kuna Mali Nyingi Sana Chini!''* ```Alipokufa wale watoto wakafata Wosia, Wakabomoa Nyumba, wakakuta Karatasi imeandikwa ``` *"KAMA NYIE VIDUME, JENGENI YAKWENU ''.*
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*Wife: Sweetheart, you're always drunk. You're spending a lot of money on beer*
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*Hubby: You change hairstyles every month, you buy face powder and have your nails done every now and then, do I complain?*

*Wife: It's because I wanna look beautiful to you sweetie*
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*Hubby: Same with me, l drink beer everyday because I only see your beauty when l'm drunk.*
 
Numbisa said:
*Wife: Sweetheart, you're always drunk. You're spending a lot of money on beer*
.
*Hubby: You change hairstyles every month, you buy face powder and have your nails done every now and then, do I complain?*

*Wife: It's because I wanna look beautiful to you sweetie*
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*Hubby: Same with me, l drink beer everyday because I only see your beauty when l'm drunk.*
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*Some girls will be Snoring like dragon while sleeping but when they wakeup they will rush to social media and post:* *"Wow! can't believe i slept like a baby"*
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