Kama una stress pitia hapa, usiache kutupia na wewe maneno yako

[Nelson nely]

The man who marries a beautiful woman and the farmer who grows corn by the roadside have the same problem..[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

Hapa una maana gani Numbisa, ?natarajia jibu(natumai hutonikatili).

 

[Nelson nely]

Ladies imagine walking into heaven & the kids you aborted shouts. "Angel Gabriel..!! na she be that..! See her see her!!! Na she b dat!!!!

Duh navitwanga makofi

 

[doublep]

Wife: 'How would you describe me?'
Husband: 'ABCDEFGHIJK.'
Wife: 'What does that mean?'
Husband: 'Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, fashionable, gorgeous, and hot.'
Wife: 'Aw, thank you, but what about IJK?'
Husband: 'I'm just kidding
[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

This would be number one post in this thread hahahahah

 

[doublep]

my boss is very nice and kind, he bought a new bike and he gave me the old one, he bought a new car and gave me the old one, he constructed a new house and gave me the old one too. Yesterday he got married to a new wife and I am still waiting for his call.....[emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23]

He's gonna give you the earlier one haha

 

[logframe]

A famous prostitute died. People were confused as to what should be written on her grave. Finally, on the advice of a wise man, they wrote: “AT LAST SHE SLEPT ALONE!!!”

[emoji2] [emoji2] [emoji2] [emoji2] [emoji2]

 

[logframe]

Guy: You are the sunshine of my life..Without you life is cloudy.
You are in my heart like rain water for barren land.

GIRL: Is this a proposal or a "weather report"?[emoji38][emoji38][emoji38][emoji38][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

[emoji2] [emoji2] [emoji2] [emoji2] [emoji2]

 

[logframe]

Unaenda kunyadua dem alafu [emoji533][emoji533] dick inakataa kuamka...kisha unasikia kwa jirani ile ngoma ya..sita simama maovu yakitawala....🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣[emoji16][emoji703][emoji703][emoji703][emoji703][emoji703]

Numbisa, Numbisa, Numbisa, you gonna break my ribs [emoji2] [emoji2] [emoji2]

 

[logframe]

If girls can easily cheat on soldiers, who carry AK47 [emoji379][emoji379][emoji379],,bombs and grenades [emoji378][emoji378]....Who do u think u are with a laptop and earphones........[emoji442][emoji1522]‍[emoji335]

[emoji2] [emoji2] [emoji2] i

 

[Numbisa]

Aaah jiongeze bana utaelewa tu

Hapa una maana gani Numbisa, ?natarajia jibu(natumai hutonikatili).

 

[Magisha]

Numbisa, Numbisa, Numbisa, you gonna break my ribs [emoji2] [emoji2] [emoji2]

Mkuu hii comment nilicheka sana

 

[maliyamtu]

Ninunue condom 20K na ARV's ni bure?...[emoji15][emoji15][emoji15]
Siwezi mimi...[emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji2439][emoji2439][emoji2439][emoji2439]

[emoji23] [emoji23] shimba una akili gani ee

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

[emoji23] [emoji23] shimba una akili gani ee

Wewe unaona hiyo ni sawa? Kupoteza pesa kujikinga wakati "matibabu" ni bure?

[emoji3591][emoji3591][emoji3591]Ni utani tu bana. Daima kinga ni bora kuliko tiba [emoji1545][emoji1545][emoji1545]

 

[Numbisa]

*3 sperms* talking about the future
*Sperm 1* : i want to be footballer
*Sperm 2* : i want to be doctor
*Sperm 3* : i want........ Oh my God
*Sperm 1 & 2* : what's it ?
*Sperm 3* : our future is ruined, the bastard is masturbating[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

 

[Numbisa]

Best Way To Avoid HIV.
Wear A Condom for the 1st Round, 2nd Round Don't Wear, 3rd And 4th round Wear, 5th Round You Don't Wear.
*AIDS Will Be Confused

 

[Numbisa]

So you mean Satan was in the garden alone with Eve who was naked and all he could think of is to deceive her to eat an Apple????
That nigga is a gay!!!

 

[Numbisa]

Slim Girls who go for jogging at dawn. Sister, What do you want to lose again? Your life?[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

 

[Numbisa]

A girl visited a doctor to complain about her private part does not grow hair anymore, the doctor ask about the type of work she does, she replied prostitution, the doctor laughed and said have you ever seen a busy road growing grass before??[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

 

[Numbisa]

Bleaching ur skin till u shine brighter than your future is not a problem, but the problem is having White Face, Yellow hands, Chocolate Lips and Black Legs. Are u a Zebra?[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

 

[Numbisa]

Saying all Men are the Same is not my problem but Who asked u to try them ALL?[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

 

[Numbisa]

Loving your man is not a problem. The problem is Changing ur Surname on Social Media and put his surname when he hasn't even Introduced you to his mother. Just Chill, i would hate to read your Post Later saying, "MEN ARE WICKED AND CHEATS"