Kama una stress pitia hapa, usiache kutupia na wewe maneno yako

There was this virgin that was going out on a date for the first time and she told her grandmother about it. So, the grandmother says sit here and let me tell you about those young boys. He is going to try to kiss you, you are going to like that but, don't let him do that. He is going to try to feel your breast, you are going to like that but, don't let him do that.

He is going to try to put his hand between your legs , you are going to like that but, don't let him do that. But most important, he is going to try to get on top of you and have his way with you. You are going to like that but, don't let him do that, it will disgrace the family.

With that bit of advise, the granddaughter went on her date and could not wait to tell her grandmother about it. So, the next day she told her grandmother that her date went just like she said. But she said "grandmother I didn't let him disgrace the family. When he tried I turned over, got on top of him and disgraced his family."

Pool table is not a good game. It teaches men to focus on many holes using one stick.
[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]WANAUME⁩ are we together[emoji16][emoji23][emoji23]

My friend, if you know you can't marry her [emoji53] stop drilling her [emoji533] as if you are searching gold [emoji2955] Only one round is enough. I mean onja tu [emoji57]

Mapenzi yanaweza kukupa stress hadi mama ako akikuuliza what is wrong. ...... unaeza mjibu Mama we bado mdogo huezi elewa[emoji23][emoji23][emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787]

Every grl u date, you ask her this question: “Babe are you a virgin?” My brother, do you have e a company that repairs virginity?[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

Accident along Kenyatta Avenue just before NHIF. Two pedestrians have collided head-on while running to cross the road. No fatalities. Saliva on the road.

Uchungu ni.....
Unapeleka dem lunch pale KFC anakula anashiba kisha anapata nguvu ya kwenda kwa boyfriend wake kupigwa cable
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SHIMBA YA BUYENZE said:

Pool table is not a good game. It teaches men to focus on many holes using one stick.
[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]WANAUME⁩ are we together[emoji16][emoji23][emoji23]

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A wife to her husband: "Honey, what are you doing?" "Im reading our marriage certificate." "What for?" "Im looking for the expiry date..."

Husband: Everytime I hit you, you never fight back. How do you manage your anger?
Wife: I clean the toilet seat...
Husband: How does it help
Wife: I use your toothbrush!

Appreciate mkuu

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Thank you Numbisa [emoji120][emoji120]

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You will buy sachet water and finish it at once. But when you buy table water, you will be opening and closing it as if it's doctor's prescription.

Some Girls are funny, They will tell a Guy that "It's over between us". When the Guy says "Okay", She will be like "Just Like that?". What were you expecting? Closing ceremony or Vote of Thanks??

90% of girls on Facebook are so beautiful but only on Facebook. If you meet them in person you will give your life to Christ.

Stupidity is when you lick a girl with your bare tongue and later sex her with condom. what are you preventing? catarrh or headache?

You broke up with a guy in ur street then date another one in ur street and u say you have moved on? My sister, u are just moving around ??

A couple had a fight one night. Going to bed Husband says:
Good night mother of my 3 kids. Wife Replied: Good night father of none.

A young girl after her honeymoon fully exhausted and tired. When her friends asked her what happened?

She replied :
When this 70 year old bastard told me he has saved a lot from last 50 years...

“I thought It was MONEY”???

toroka uje mjini said:

*Nilimuomba Mwanamke anipige busu kwenye simu akanitumia hii emoji [emoji8], na yeye akaniomba nimtumie pesa kwenye simu nikamtumia hii [emoji385][emoji383], kanimind eti sipo serious, sasa nani alieanza kuzingua hapo?*
*_Kafanya ujinga mimi nikafanya upumbavu._* [emoji2][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

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