Kama una stress pitia hapa, usiache kutupia na wewe maneno yako

mbongo_halisi · Feb 6, 2017

"Kuna mbaba mmoja mtanashati.....akivaaga suruali zake huku mbele anakuwa katunaaaaaa, yaani natamani nimyonye tu." - Kuna wadada walikuwa wanasema haya juzi pale Break Point, Kinondoni.

Othman Bhai · Feb 6, 2017

safi sana

Mpingosau · Feb 6, 2017

Freyzem said:
Basi utaondoka na stress..!

Stress ni nini??
Stress ni pale umeenda kijijini kwa bibi ako huku umebeba jeans zako tano zile ja mtindo wa kuchanika (chanika jeans) sasa siku ukazifua ukazianika ukaenda zako kutembea ile unarudi jioni unakuta bibi yako kazianua afu kazishona zote!
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Asante sana na Mungu akubariki Kwa kutupunguzia stress.

RRONDO · Feb 6, 2017

Freyzem said:
Kuna vijimisemo vifupi vimeibuka huku kwenye mitandao kwa sasa, yaani ni full burudani!
Ukivisomo mwisho lazima ubaki mdomo wazi au ucheke, baadhi ya niliyokutana nayo naweka hapa, pia karibuni kwa wenye zaidi tuburudike pamoja!

Leo kidogo nipigwe na MWANAMKE baada ya LIFTI kusimama...wakati tupo kwenye lift Nilikua nayaangalia MAZIWA yake akasema "Bonyeza Moja"[emoji196][emoji196] mi si nikalibonyeza?
Yaani had sasa
bado najiuliza nilipokosea.

Hivi Utajisikieje Utakaposikia Rafiki Yako wa Karibu Hajaja Kwenye Mazishi Yako ???!
Nadhani Mimi Sitamwongelesha Tena !!!! [emoji34][emoji34][emoji34][emoji34]
I think nakaribia kupona

Nimenunua chips ili nile kwa bahat mbaya mtoto wa mama mwingine amekaa next to me akaanza kuzililia.
Imebidi nivae earphones. [emoji19]Napenda watoto, ila utoto ndio sipendi..

Jana nimepita njia ya mkato makaburini warembo wawili wakawa wananikimbilia wanatetemeka Eti tunaogopa kupita peke yetu na mm Nikawajibu hata mm nilivyokuwa hai nilikuwa naogopa sana . Wakazimia
Sipendagi kufatwa fatwa mm[emoji57][emoji57][emoji57]

Kijana unaweza kufanya stand up comedy...umenichekesha kabla sijalala leo....asante.

whitehorse · Feb 6, 2017

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Me I and my self · Feb 6, 2017

Stress ni nini,

Stress ni pale upo kuelekea kazini kwa bahati mrembo anakuomba lifti

Bahati mbaya hali yake inabadilika unamkimbiza hospital, baada ya muda doctor anatoka anakwambia hongera, unajiuliza hongera ya nini ana kwambia mkeo ana mimba.

Una tahamaki na kumwambia daktari huyu sio mke wangu lakini kale kadada kwa sauti ya nyororo kanamwambia daktari ni mimba yake, unashtuka daktari anakwambia hebu njoo nikupime

Baada ya muda daktari anatoka anakwambia ni kweli mimba sio yako unashusha pumzi, lakini anakwambia nilivyokupima nimegundua huna uwezo wa kudharisha unapatwa na mshitiko na kupata na mawazo na kufikiria kama sina uwezo wa kuzalisha wale watoto watatu nilio nao ni wa nani.?

ukhuty · Feb 6, 2017

Freyzem said:
Mwalimu kaniulizaa kama mtoto mdogo anaitwa mchanga... Je mtu mkubwa anaitwaje? ... Nikamjibu anaitwa kokoto..... Ameniitaa staff room labda atakuwa ameniitia chai

Huyu mwalimu ana roho nzuri sio kama mwl Msigwa
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dadaake · Feb 6, 2017

Complicator said:
Rafik angu kachora tatoo ya jina la dem wake juzi... leo kaskia dem wake anaolewa nipo nae apa tunasubiri pasi ipate moto...

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Freyzem · Feb 8, 2017

Kuna demu kaweka status yake kuwa "wanaume wote mbuzi" nikamuuliza; "Wewe Baba yako umemkatia majani?"
Sasa hivi nikimtumia msg hazipokelewi nahisi kazima simu kwanza anaenda kumkatia majani!

Freyzem · Feb 8, 2017

jana nmetoka kuangalia movie ya kivita,na mm nkajiona kama nmeshakua stering vle..nkachkua mwiko nkatokea nao barabaran nkasimamisha difenda la FFU nkawauliza mnatoka wapi na mnaenda wap?
Hadi sasa hivi nupo kitandan napewa matibabu, @@@AKILI YANGU NAIJUA MWENYEWE!!!!...

STUNTER · Feb 8, 2017

Sense of humour

Josaje Mtui · Feb 8, 2017

kichekoh · Feb 8, 2017

Josaje Mtui said:
Mh

kichekoh · Feb 8, 2017

Huu uzi unafaa uwe sticky jukwaa la chit chat. ni mzuri kwa kwel

chipolopolo 2 · Feb 8, 2017

Freyzem said:
Mwalimu kaniulizaa kama mtoto mdogo anaitwa mchanga... Je mtu mkubwa anaitwaje? ... Nikamjibu anaitwa kokoto..... Ameniitaa staff room labda atakuwa ameniitia chai

Huyu mwalimu ana roho nzuri sio kama mwl Msigwa
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Hahahahaaaaaaaaaaaa . Umenochekesha sana Leo.

ujoka · Feb 8, 2017

Nmekutana gari yenye plate number PT nikaomba wanipatie pregnant test saivi tunaelekea stakishali nadhan ni kwenye maduka yao

kichengere coi · Feb 8, 2017

Freyzem · Feb 8, 2017

Mambo ya daladalan bhana
Boy: Dada mambo
Girl: mwanaume suruali nikupeleke WAP?
Boy: wanapouza mashati!
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Nmecheka had nmepitiliza kituo naona mahali pame andikwa miltar lugalo afu niko ndan ya fensi naskiza atae kuja nielkeza[emoji12]

Freyzem · Feb 9, 2017

Kuna group nimeingia huko whatsapp nikauliza jamni vipi?kimya, jamani wazima humu nikakuta kimya[emoji35][emoji35][emoji35][emoji35]
nimebadili jina la group kuwa "wauza madawa ya kulevya wa dar" hivi navyosema wameleft karibu wote ...nataka mambo mubashara bwana alaah[emoji2][emoji2][emoji2]kwamba kunijibu nalo ni suala mtambuka[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

sheremaya · Feb 9, 2017

Freyzem said:
jana nmetoka kuangalia movie ya kivita,na mm nkajiona kama nmeshakua stering vle..nkachkua mwiko nkatokea nao barabaran nkasimamisha difenda la FFU nkawauliza mnatoka wapi na mnaenda wap?
Hadi sasa hivi nupo kitandan napewa matibabu, @@@AKILI YANGU NAIJUA MWENYEWE!!!!...

Daaahhh nimecheka kwa nguvu nusura ushuzi utoke eti mmetoka wap mnaenda wap

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