Kama una stress pitia hapa, usiache kutupia na wewe maneno yako

[Foxhound]

Mzee Rooney umetisha sana [emoji38][emoji38][emoji38][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji377][emoji377][emoji377][emoji2445][emoji2445][emoji2445]

Cᵃʳᵉᵉᵐ ₜₕₑ ᴸᵉᵍᵉⁿD

 

[Numbisa]

A newly married couple was walking through a garden, suddenly a dog ran towards them.

They both knew it will bite them..

The husband lifted his wife ready to let the dog bite him rather than his sweetheart

The dog stopped before them, unsure what to do, barked a little while and ran away.

The husband put his wife down, expecting a hug and a few kind words of gratitude from her.

But his wife shouted
"I have seen people throwing stones and sticks at dogs, this is the first time I am seeing someone trying to throw his wife at a dog"!!

Husband... "[emoji33][emoji33][emoji33][emoji33]"

Moral : A Wife is a Wife

No One ELSE Can MIS-UNDERSTAND a Husband Better, than a Wife.

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[sawima]

Wadada mjifunze kutoka NIDA msitoe namba kirahisi rahisi[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

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[Foxhound]

Hold my leg you fool! [emoji38][emoji38][emoji38][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji377][emoji377][emoji377][emoji2445][emoji2445][emoji2445]

Cᵃʳᵉᵉᵐ ₜₕₑ ᴸᵉᵍᵉⁿD

 

[Nelson nely]

 

[Nelson nely]

 

[Nelson nely]

 

[Moo Click]

Manineer..[emoji23][emoji23]

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Ajichangaye Amwite Pendo alafu muuni achukue team ya WWE waende kuvamia

 

[Foxhound]

[emoji38][emoji38][emoji38][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji2445][emoji2445][emoji2445][emoji377][emoji377][emoji377]

Cᵃʳᵉᵉᵐ ₜₕₑ ᴸᵉᵍᵉⁿD

 

[Foxhound]

[emoji38][emoji38][emoji38][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji2445][emoji2445][emoji2445][emoji377][emoji377][emoji377]

Cᵃʳᵉᵉᵐ ₜₕₑ ᴸᵉᵍᵉⁿD

 

[Numbisa]

Kuanzia juzi mpira una matokeo manne..

1.Kufungwa
2.Kufunga
3.Sare
4.KUSUSA[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

 

[juma digo]

Manineer..[emoji23][emoji23] Ajichangaye Amwite Pendo alafu muuni achukue team ya WWE waende kuvamia

😁😁😁
kwamba jamaa kamtegea ka ulingo sio....

 

[Moo Click]

Ndo ivyo yan

[emoji16][emoji16][emoji16]
kwamba jamaa kamtegea ka ulingo sio....

kwa mfano ungekua ndo wewe ungekubali kwenda?

 

[Khantwe]

Numbisa, [emoji3][emoji3][emoji3][emoji3]

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[juma digo]

Ndo ivyo yan

kwa mfano ungekua ndo wewe ungekubali kwenda?

naanzaje kwenda.... mwiz kupewa ruhusa ya kuiba ushaona wap

 

[Determinantor]

Kha

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[ipyax]

[emoji3][emoji1]

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[Foxhound]

Wapendwa nachukua nafasi hii kuwaalika kwenye Anniversary ya kutimiza miaka 20 tangu nianze kunyoa ndevu
[emoji38][emoji38][emoji38][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji377][emoji377][emoji377][emoji2445][emoji2445][emoji2445]

Cᵃʳᵉᵉᵐ ₜₕₑ ᴸᵉᵍᵉⁿD

 

[The Machine114]

Kuna group nimeingia huko whatsapp nikauliza jamni vipi?kimya, jamani wazima humu nikakuta kimya[emoji35][emoji35][emoji35][emoji35]
nimebadili jina la group kuwa "wauza madawa ya kulevya wa dar" hivi navyosema wameleft karibu wote ...nataka mambo mubashara bwana alaah[emoji2][emoji2][emoji2]kwamba kunijibu nalo ni suala mtambuka[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

Hhhhh

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[The Machine114]

Umeshawahi kwenda kwenye harusi halafu Dj akawa anaplay
mziki,wakati huo mziki uko sauti ya juu sana halafu unaongea na rafki
yako kwa sautiii ili akusikie, mara Dj
anazima gafla mziki huku
unapayuka halafu inakukuta
unapayuka "Bibi arusi mbayaa"
halafu umekaa nyuma ya meza ya
wazazi wake...
[emoji1][emoji1]

Hapo ndio utajuakuwa kiwembe na kisu vinakata lakini havina diwani[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

Hhhhhh

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