Kama una stress pitia hapa, usiache kutupia na wewe maneno yako

Vichaa walipanga kutoroka,
wakakubaliana wamnyonge mlinzi
watoroke! Walipofika getini wakakuta
geti lipo wazi na hakuna mlinzi,
wakasema "Turudi mipango yote
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Ngoja ni subcribe haka kauzi kazuri saana

JMFarhan said:

[emoji22][emoji22][emoji22][emoji22] Umesababisha nitafute dikishenari


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hesbone said:

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Siyo kwa mabusu hayo

Numbisa said:

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My brother,If every time you come home your wife tells your child,"look it's daddy, here is daddy, daddy, see daddy."
That is not your child, you cannot be introduced to your child everyday.

Life is a lot like a penis .....
Simple, Soft, straight, Relaxed, and hanging freely...... But then, a woman comes and makes it hard ..

Nani alizidanganya familia za kiafrika kwamba mfagio unakaa nyuma ya mlango!?

Kwa jinsi hizi mvua zinavyoendelea nahisi kunasehemu mtu kapewa maagizo ya kuunda safina afu katuchunia!!

stickvibration said:

WAZO LA LEO
Mwanamke Mfupi akivaa Wigi,anaonekana kama Nanasi[emoji3]

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Ludanha said:

Wanafunzi walipanda kwenye ndege ,muda mfupi kabla ya kuruka wakatangaziwa kuwa ndege hii ni ya kwanza kutengenezwa na mainjinia wa Tanzania na hii ndio safari yake ya kwanza, wanafunzi wote wakashuka akabaki mmoja tu , alipoulizwa kwanini hakushuka " Akajibu kama imeundwa na wa Tanzania wala sina wasi wasi hata kuwaka haitawaka hii
Sependagi ujinga eti

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UKISIKIA DEMU WAKO ANAKWAMBIA "NIPELEKE SWIMMING" NA HALI YA HEWA HII UJUE HUYO SIO DEMU NI MAMBA.
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Numbisa said:

Duuh furaha gani hii bana😀😀😀

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Umenifurahisha loh!

hali ya hewa ya dar es salaam kwa kipindi hiki inapendeza sana mkiwa wawili


mmoja apike chai mwengine akanunue chapati..we endelea tu kufikiria ujinga
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Jamani kama kuna mtu ana picha ya WAHENGA nilikua naomba mana toka nimezaliwa nawasikia tu sijawahi kuwaona.

Jambazi said:

Pakistan launches a rocket to Moon.
Pakistani News channel reports:
"Water and fish found on Moon.

"BBC reports: "Pakistani satellite found in Arabian Sea."

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Mhhhhhhhhh

MAMBO KUMI ( 10 ) NILIYOJIFUNZA KIPINDI HIKI CHA MAGUFURI
1 ) Kumbe unaweza kushinda njaa bila kufa
2 )Kumbe unaweza kubeba chakula na kwenda nacho kazini.
3 )Bila bodaboda, Bila bajaji kumbe unaweza kutembea na ukafika Kazini.
4 )Tafadhali nipigie kumbe ni huduma ya msingi.
5 )Nyama ni mbaya kwa Afya yako.
6 )Jiko la mkaa kumbe linapika chakula kizuri sana.
7 )Ukisaga Mahindi yasiyokobolewa kumbe yanatoa unga safii.
8 )Maji ya kuchemsha kumbe ni matamu sana.
9 )Ugali pia kumbe ni breakfast. (kifungua kinywa).
10 )Ukioga na sabuni ya Kipande, kumbe bado unaKuwa msafi.
AHSANTE MAGUFURI UMENIFUNZA MENGI..