Kama una stress pitia hapa, usiache kutupia na wewe maneno yako

unque bin unuq said:

Nilidhani wamekataza viroba nchi nzima

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Situmii bando la viroba[emoji38] [emoji38] natumia bando la bangi na nimejiunga kwa wiki.
Kwanza hiyo bando ya viroba sijui hata libapatikana mtandao gani[emoji38] [emoji38] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23]

Marafiki wawili*(Elias na Ben)* walikuwa wanatembea mtaani akatokea mwanamke akarusha busu kwa mmojawapo kupitia dirishani katika jengo la ghorofa tatu.

Wakaanza kujadiliana kama ifuatavyo:

*Ben:* Mwanaume. Muone yule mrembo amenirushia busu

*Elias:* Kidume, tafadhali achana na huyo mwanamke, usimjali..

_(baadae yule mwanamke akamuashiria aende)_

*Ben:* Mwanaume yule mwanamke ameniita!

*Elias:* Rafiki yangu, usiende. Nakutafadhalisha.

*Ben:* Kwa nini unaniambia nisiende Wakati mrembo kama yule ananiita? Huo ni wivu

*Elias:* Ben, Ninakutafadhalisha tena, usiende, tafadhali usiende kule _(akihisi kutotiliwa maanani)_

_(Rafiki yake alimpuuza na alienda kwa yule mwanamke, mwanamke alishuka kukutana naye na wakapanda juu. Ghafla wakiwa wanataka kuanza taratibu za kula uroda, wakasikia mlio WA gari getini)_ .. [emoji344][emoji344]

*Lady:* _(akiangalia kupitia dirishani)_
Oooh! Yule ni mume wangu!!

*Ben:* Mama yangu !
Nipo matatani, kweli ? ..!!

*Lady:* Usiwe na khofu, jifanye kuwa Dobi na anza kupiga pasi hizo nguo

(akimuonyesha lundo la nguo)

_(Ben alitumia masaa matano kukamilisha kunyoosha zile nguo kwa sababu yule mume hakutoka tena siku ile)_

_(Siku iliyofuatia Ben alikwenda kwa Rafiki yake)_

*Ben:* Kaka, unaweza kuamini Jana nimepiga pasi nguo kwa masaa matano???

*Elias:* Lakini nilikwambia usiende. Nguo zote hizo ulizonyoosha, *Nilizifua Mimi Juzi!!*
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*When an experienced person speaks ... [emoji101]you must listen..!*

alibakari said:

Mwanamke mrefu afu mwembamba akivaa wigi.. Akikaa mbali unaweza kudhani ni ufagio wa kukwangulia buibui
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Numbisa said:

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Duuu!!!! Atakua kabila gan cjui huyu…!!

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proskaeur said:

Duuu!!!! Atakua kabila gan cjui huyu…!!

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WANAWAKE BHANA MUNGU ANAWAONA

Jamaa kaamka asubuhi kavaa track suit akamuasha mkewe
MUME:Amka twende jogging mke wangu? [emoji4]

MKE: Alaaa kwa hiyo una maana mi tipwatipwa?[emoji19]

MUME: Hapana si hivyo jogging ni nzuri kwa afya. [emoji54]

MKE: Kwa hiyo una maana mi mgonjwa? [emoji53]

MUME: Basi yaishe endelea kulala

MKE: Kwa hiyo unaniona mi mvivu sana sio?
MUME:Hujanielewa mpenzi wangu sikuwa na maana hiyo baby [emoji47]
MKE:Kwa hiyo mie mjinga mpaka nashindwa kukuelewa?[emoji40]
MUME:Jamani mi sijasema hilo[emoji20]
MKE:Kwa hiyo mie muongo?
MUME:Chonde tusiendeleze haya asubuhi namna hii[emoji21]
MKE:Kwa hiyo mie ndio naendeleza ugomvi?[emoji36]
MUME:Sikia we lala mie naenda jogging.[emoji43]
MKE:Ndio zako hizo mambo yote unafanya peke yako hunishirikishi"
MUME:Unajua nimeanza kusikia kizunguzungu
MKE: Unaona nikiongea kidogo unakimbilia kuumwa, mbinafsi sana wewe......
Jamaa nimemuacha kibarazani kwake amewasha kipisi cha bangi anapiga paf anatafakari la kufanya[emoji189][emoji189][emoji189]

kajojo said:

WANAWAKE BHANA MUNGU ANAWAONA

Jamaa kaamka asubuhi kavaa track suit akamuasha mkewe
MUME:Amka twende jogging mke wangu? [emoji4]

MKE: Alaaa kwa hiyo una maana mi tipwatipwa?[emoji19]

MUME: Hapana si hivyo jogging ni nzuri kwa afya. [emoji54]

MKE: Kwa hiyo una maana mi mgonjwa? [emoji53]

MUME: Basi yaishe endelea kulala

MKE: Kwa hiyo unaniona mi mvivu sana sio?
MUME:Hujanielewa mpenzi wangu sikuwa na maana hiyo baby [emoji47]
MKE:Kwa hiyo mie mjinga mpaka nashindwa kukuelewa?[emoji40]
MUME:Jamani mi sijasema hilo[emoji20]
MKE:Kwa hiyo mie muongo?
MUME:Chonde tusiendeleze haya asubuhi namna hii[emoji21]
MKE:Kwa hiyo mie ndio naendeleza ugomvi?[emoji36]
MUME:Sikia we lala mie naenda jogging.[emoji43]
MKE:Ndio zako hizo mambo yote unafanya peke yako hunishirikishi"
MUME:Unajua nimeanza kusikia kizunguzungu
MKE: Unaona nikiongea kidogo unakimbilia kuumwa, mbinafsi sana wewe......
Jamaa nimemuacha kibarazani kwake amewasha kipisi cha bangi anapiga paf anatafakari la kufanya[emoji189][emoji189][emoji189]

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Numbisa said:

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Aisee

alibakari said:

Wanaume Bhana
Tunaushirikiano Sana, Eti Mwenzetu Akija Na Demu Gheto, Wengine Wote Tunaaga Kwa Sababu Mbalimbali ili mtu aliwe

Mungu Anatuona [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]
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Hahaha

oscarsolomon said:

Two thieves were to be jailed kulingana na kile ameiba
Kamau:aliiba crate ya soda so akafungwa miaka 24
Njoroge:aliiba tray ya mayai so miaka 30
[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]mwaura collapsed. Aliiba ngunia ya mchele[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

Sent from my HUAWEI LUA-U22 using JamiiForums mobile app

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Atafungwa mpk jela ibomoke[emoji23][emoji23]

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KUNA DEMU ALIANDIKA STATUS YAKE HUMU "Alichonipa Mungu Mwanaadamu hawezi kukitoa" NIKAMUULIZA BIKRA YAKO IKO WAPI KANI BLOCK

Kuna dem kanishobokea, eti anataka kesho nikamuone, aisee! Nimempania dadeki atakoma, kwa uchu nilionao[emoji39] [emoji39] [emoji39]
Nakwenda namuona kisha nasepa[emoji38] [emoji38] [emoji38] [emoji38] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] siwezi kupoteza muda wangu wa[emoji377] [emoji377] kwenda kumuona mtu[emoji34] [emoji34] [emoji34]

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proskaeur said:

JE WAJUA…??

katika maisha yake yote ADOLPH HITLER hakuwahi kusema neno ASANTE hii ni kutokan na yeye kutokujua kiswahili…!!!

So lazima wote tuelewane bnaaa…!!!

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Kama sio cha Arusha basi Jamaica hihihihi

Freyzem said:

KUNA DEMU ALIANDIKA STATUS YAKE HUMU "Alichonipa Mungu Mwanaadamu hawezi kukitoa" NIKAMUULIZA BIKRA YAKO IKO WAPI KANI BLOCK

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Hahahahaaa,,, ilitoka kipnd anaendsha baiskel labda…!!