Kama una stress pitia hapa, usiache kutupia na wewe maneno yako

hivi wale walioimba ccm mbele kwa mbele hawajaachia nyimbo nyingine, bange bwana lakini nashangaa siaachi

simu ya mwanaume haina tofauti na kitunguu ukiangalia kwa karibu lazima utoe machozi

alibakari said:

Ukitaka kujua kweli wanaume tumeumbwa mateso we usivae boksa[emoji38] [emoji38] [emoji23] [emoji23] then kwa bahati mbaya ubanwe na zipu[emoji38] [emoji38] [emoji38] [emoji38] [emoji38] [emoji38] [emoji38] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] dadeki kama hutoimba acapela kwa sauti #1
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Ipo siku watu mtatukuta wadi ya mifupa looohhh [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23]

Kwa niaba ya Aliko Dangote, Said Salim Bakhressa, Mohammed Dewji na mimi mwenyewe; Tunawatakia Ramadhan njema.

Mzee mmoja alikuwa kavaa msuli kaka kibarazani, mwanawe akaona mambupu meusi sana, ikabidi aulize
Mtoto Baba mbona mambupu yako meusi tii?
Baba Mashine ya mama yako ni ya diesel inatoa moshi sana
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Kweli bangi mbaya lakini siachi[emoji38] [emoji38] [emoji38] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji377] [emoji377] [emoji125] [emoji125] [emoji125]

Kuna jamaa tumuite John alikuwa anamkubali binti mmoja tumuite Jane ile kisawasawa sema sasa John akawa anashindwa kumwambia Jane. Sasa katika kujipitishapitisha kwao na huyo msichana bhana siku akamkuta huyo dada anafua chupi zake nje hapo,
John: Aah Jane,mambo vipi!?
Jane: Safi tu John!!
John: Jane unaweza kunisaidia maji ya kunywa kidogo!?
Jane: Sawa huku akiingia ndani.
John: Akachukua lile beseni lililokuwa na zile chupi akawa anakunywa yale maji
Jane: Jane kufika kamkuta John anakunywa yale maji,akashangaa we John mbona unakunywa hayo maji machafu!?
John: Aaah Jane yan nyama nsile hata na supu nsinywe kweli!?

Hiyo namba 2 mi nilifikiri Kijapani[emoji38] [emoji38] [emoji38] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji377] [emoji377] [emoji377] [emoji125] [emoji125]

[HASHTAG]#Chizi[/HASHTAG] alipanda juu ya mti wa mwembe asubuhi, akakaa juu hadi jioni, kisha akajiangusha, watu wakamuuliza "mbona umejiangusha?" Chizi akajibu "NIMEIVA"

[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23] *Ushawahi fanya mtihani halafu msimamizi kasimama sana nyuma yako akiangalia unachoandika kisha unamsikia akitangaza "jamani hakikisheni mnasoma vizuri maswali"[emoji23][emoji23][emoji38][emoji38]*

Nimepitia ila napita

kajojo said:

[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23] *Ushawahi fanya mtihani halafu msimamizi kasimama sana nyuma yako akiangalia unachoandika kisha unamsikia akitangaza "jamani hakikisheni mnasoma vizuri maswali"[emoji23][emoji23][emoji38][emoji38]*

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[emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] ,,,nd utajua nini maana ya elimu bure…!!

Dangote Tajiri wa Africa nzima Anamiliki Viwanda na Vitega Uchumi Kibao Lakini Ana Demu mmoja tu

Wewe Unamiliki Kitanda Godoro Tv na kasabufa ka Elfu 70 tu Eti una Mademu 20

ACHA BANGI BRAZA
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Just for laugh

Ukitaka kujua kama traffic nao wanachoka kukaa barabarani basi ni leo
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Traffic kamkamata dereva wa bajaji "Eti hajavaa helmet" itakuwa alikuwa kishavuta yule sio bure[emoji38] [emoji38] [emoji38] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23]
Onyo: Bangi mbaya usivute juani[emoji38] [emoji38] [emoji38] [emoji38] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji377] [emoji377] [emoji377] [emoji377] [emoji125] [emoji125]

mbongo_halisi said:

"Kuna mbaba mmoja mtanashati.....akivaaga suruali zake huku mbele anakuwa katunaaaaaa, yaani natamani nimyonye tu." - Kuna wadada walikuwa wanasema haya juzi pale Break Point, Kinondoni.

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We utanyonya hadi yasiyofaa

ahaahaahaaaa.!!!!

Sasa unatafuta mini hapa..embu rudi haraka ulikotoka bana..mbona hueleweki!!!

Angel Nylon said:

*Kama Nyani na ngedere wangekuwa na pesa...*
*Trust me Kuna wanawake wangekuwa wanaishi misituni mda huu.....*
*Wanavyopenda hela* [emoji16][emoji16]
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ahaahaahaaaaaaa.!!! no kweli kabisa na ingekuwa rahisi sana kwa mwanaume yeyote kuuwapatia huko mara wakiachwa na hao ngedere...sijui nianze safari za maporini au vipi.!,!

Freyzem said:

Kuna siku nilichalala kipesa nikaamua kuomba dem wangu aniazime 10,000/= akanipa.
Baada ya siku mbili nikapata pesa zaidi ya laki nne hivi, nikaamua kumpa 100,000/= mpenzi wangu bila yeye kuniomba na nilimwambia hiyo afanyie mambo yake madogonadogo.
Baada ya siku 3 akaja kuniambia "Bae, ile 10,000/- niliyokuazima mwenyewe amekuja kunidai so kama unayo naomba unipe nimrudishie maana ananisumbua leo siku ya 3.
SAA HIZI NIPO ZANGU SINGLE NATAFUTA DEM MWINGINE[emoji23][emoji23]

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Huyo hata akili ya kuku no refu kuliko ya kwake....teja wa maisha Hugo hafai
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Hatimaye ile kauli ya Tigo ya Jaza ujazwe imetimia rasmi leo hii baada ya Simba sport club ?.
kumjaza Mbao Fc na Mbao Fc kabla ya kujazwa inasemekana alimjaza Yanga ya dar-es salaam mara mbili mfululizo

Mbao Jaza Yanga ujazwe na Simba

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