Kama una stress pitia hapa, usiache kutupia na wewe maneno yako

[Foxhound]

Mwanaume:
haubeti
hauzini
bangi huvuti
sigara huvuti
pombe hunywi
ukipishana na mwanamke mwenye tako kubwa hugeuki
Mpira huangalii
Hukai na washkaji
Hutoki nyumban[emoji1] [emoji1] [emoji1]
ndugu yangu wewe ni
"MWANAUME HEWA"
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[Usa-River]

Mwanaume:
haubeti
hauzini
bangi huvuti
sigara huvuti
pombe hunywi
ukipishana na mwanamke mwenye tako kubwa hugeuki
ndugu yangu wewe ni
"MWANAUME HEWA"
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Mpira huangalii
Hukai na washikaji
Hutoki nyumban no
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[fablo can]

 

[kajojo]

*Hivi nani Alianzishaga Mfumo wa kula Chapati mbili? Maana ukiagiza Tatu kila mtu anakugeukia* [emoji3]

 

[Marcel_10]

Rafik angu kachora tatoo ya jina la dem wake juzi... leo kaskia dem wake anaolewa nipo nae apa tunasubiri pasi ipate moto...

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[Marcel_10]

Basi utaondoka na stress..!

Stress ni nini??
Stress ni pale umeenda kijijini kwa bibi ako huku umebeba jeans zako tano zile ja mtindo wa kuchanika (chanika jeans) sasa siku ukazifua ukazianika ukaenda zako kutembea ile unarudi jioni unakuta bibi yako kazianua afu kazishona zot










Daaaaah...

 

[NANGA WA DEPO]

Jana nilisoma makala moja kwenye gazeti. Makala ile ilizungumzia Madhara mengi sana yatokanayo na kunywa POMBE. Baada ya kusoma ile Makala nimeamua kuchukua uamuzi mgumu mnooo maishani, kuanzia leo
nimeamua kuacha kabisaaa kusoma Magazeti.

 

[martinezmarty]

 

[Freyzem]

KWELI KINGEREZA KIGUMU,.
Eti Taifa lenye barabara nyingi za lami ndo linaitwa LAMINATION,.
[emoji3][emoji3][emoji3][emoji3]maisha haya si mchezo

 

[Guasa Ambonii]

Nimekutana na jamaa yangu akaniuliza nasikia umepata uhamisho nami nikamjibu ndio kisha akaniuliza hivi ni kweli umehamishwa au umepangiwa kazi nyingine?
Nb :hata kama tunachukiana lakini sio kwa kiwango hiki.

 

[Designer_3434]

Mhudumu analeta supu huku kidole gumba kimo ndani ya bakuli.
MTEJA:- "Mbona unaweka dole lako ndani ya supu yangu?
MHUDUMU:- "Dokta kaniambia kidonda kiwe na joto saa zote ndo kitapona".
MTEJA(kwa hasira) -: "si uwe unakichomeka matakoni kwako?"
MHUDUMU:-"Ndio huwa naweka nikiwa jikoni"
MTEJA:-"ah kum***e!! kunywa mwenyewe ms***e nin?.
MHUDUMU:-"Matusi yanatoka wap jaman?kunywa bwana mbona hata jana ulikunywa tu na hujafa"

Dah huyu mhudumu kiboko

 

[Foxhound]

UKISIKIA FREQUENCY ZIMEINGILIANA
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MGONJWA: doctor nina tatzo la kuumwa tumbo ninapomaliza kula
DOCTOR: huwa unakula matunda?
MGONJWA: ndio nakula
DOCTOR: sasa jitahidi ule na maganda yake ila hakikisha umeyaosha vzur

mgonjwa kimya[emoji50] [emoji50]
DOCTOR: vipi mbona hujibu?
MGONJWA: nafikiria kuhusu kula hayo maganda
DOCTOR: kwani unakula matunda gani?
MGONJWA: madafu na madoriani
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[stable woman]

UKISIKIA FREQUENCY ZIMEINGILIANA
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MGONJWA: doctor nina tatzo la kuumwa tumbo ninapomaliza kula
DOCTOR: huwa unakula matunda?
MGONJWA: ndio nakula
DOCTOR: sasa jitahidi ule na maganda yake ila hakikisha umeyaosha vzur

mgonjwa kimya[emoji50] [emoji50]
DOCTOR: vipi mbona hujibu?
MGONJWA: nafikiria kuhusu kula hayo maganda
DOCTOR: kwani unakula matunda gani?
MGONJWA: madafu na madoriani
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Teh teh kazi ipo

 

[Freyzem]

piga hesabu ya jumla beigani .njoo pm kama vp huku wanga wengi kuliko protein

Mia sita na elfu arobaini, laki saba milion tatu...!!

 

[Msomi hewa]

....Hali ilivyokua ngumu sasa ivi Usishangae Mzazi wako akakupa Ada alafu anakuvizia vichochoroni anakuibia.

 

[Light saber]

Kama Baba yangu hana furaha mim kuishi katika nyumba yake

Basi ondoke anipshe akaishi kwa baba yake
mimi naishi kwenye nyumba ya baba yangu maamaee[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

 

[Light saber]

""Mwanaume ukijenga nyumba mwachie MKEO adizain CEILING BOARD..Maana wao washaziona nying kuliko sisi""
Ahsanteni

 

[Light saber]

Nioneshe msichana mzuri mjini unae mjua[emoji71][emoji68]
Ambae ana Mwanaume Mmoja na mim ntakuonesha Sidiria na Sing'lendi yenye mikono--Mirefu!!!!!Dadeqq[emoji23][emoji1][emoji16][emoji16]

 

[Ahmed haji]

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[gileun]

Hahahaha

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