Kama una stress pitia hapa, usiache kutupia na wewe maneno yako

[Descartes]

Dakika 10 zilizopita nimepiga simu polisi nikawaambia kuna watu 130 ambao siwafahamu wananifuata...
Polisi akaniambia uko wapi tutume msaada
Nikawajibu ni huku instagram

Ni wachochezi?
Basi polisi watawafuata hata huko Instagram kwa makosa ya kimtandao.

 

[New City]

 

[bioto]

Na jumapili Madenge amekaa barazani anajisomea kwa ajili ya mtihani watakoufanya jumatatu. Baba yake akaingia;

Baba ; Hakikisha kwamba unafaulu mtihani wa kesho, usipofaulu sahau kuwa mimi ni baba yako.
Madenge; Sawa baba nitajitahidi

Kesho mchana Madende anarudi kutoka shuleni;

Baba; Mwanangu umefaulu mtihani?
Madenge; Samahani kwani wewe ni nani? nimekusahau

 

[bioto]

Jana nilikodi taxi kwenda town nikiwa najua kabisa kwamba sina hata shilingi mfukoni. Taxi niliyopanda ilikuwa na abiria mwingine ambaye ni polisi. Tulipofika karibu na town tukakutana na foleni hivyo dereva akapunguza mwendo. Kuona hivyo nikachomoka fasta na kuanza kukimbia.
Yule abiria mwenzangu Polisi naye akatoka akaanza kunikimbiza huku akifoka simama au nikusambaratishe ubongo. Nilikimbia kama mita kumi nikaona nitafumuliwa bure nikasimama na kunyoosha mikono juu. Yule polisi aliponifikia akaninong'oneza "ENDELEA KUKIMBIA MIMI MWENYEWE SINA NAULI"

 

[bioto]

Juzi nilienda kwenye mkutano wa injili, wakati nasikiliza mahubiri jamaa moja akitokea nyuma akaja kwangu akanishika bega akasema "utatembea", mi nikampuuza nikaendelea kusikiliza mahubiri. Mkutano ulipoisha kucheki mfuko wa nyuma wallet yangu haipo. Ikabidi nitembee kwa miguu toka Mwenge hadi Mbagala...!

 

[bioto]

POWERFULL QUOTE OF THE DAY
"Wakati mwingine hautapewa nafasi lazima uitafute mwenyewe"
- Ziane Ndolla -
Ziane Ndolla ni nani? Huyu ni kondakta wa mabasi ya UDA. Sasa rudia na uisome upya......

 

[bioto]

Ni Jioni jamaa yuko na mke wake wanazungumza;
Mke; Mume wangu leo nilipokuwa mjini niliona simu nzuri kweli kweli.
Mume; Umeipenda ilivyo?
Mke; Ndiyo mwoneano wake ni mzuri sana.
Mume; Usijali kesho nitakupa pesa ya nauli uende ukaangalie tena...

 

[Hashim Jirini]

Yani nimesoma hiyo ya kwanza tu sina mbavu uwiiiiii ngoja niende ya pili

Mh Huyu Freyzem Kiboko Big up..

 

[Guasa Ambonii]

Aaah hii sasa haiwezekani wakenya wanatutafuta ubaya eti wanasambaza khabari Dr luis shika ni wa kwao.

 

[Mkuu wa Kibiti]

Aaah hii sasa haiwezekani wakenya wanatutafuta ubaya eti wanasambaza khabari Dr luis shika ni wa kwao.

Na wamchukue tu wakamuoneshe majumba ya lang'ata huenda akayapenda akanunua.Jamani mkulu si alisema akihamia Dom jumba jeupe atalipiga mnada?Mnunuzi kishapatikana tunachelewa nini tumuoneshe aanze kuhamia taratibu taratibu akianza na sandals

 

[fofre]

Pilli alikuwa anamnyonyesha mwanaye. Rafiki ake Kipenzi (Halima) alikuwa amekaa pembeni anaangalia mtoto anavyonyonya.....
Halima akasema,
"kananyonya kama babake"
...Sasa hivi tunajaza PF3 hapa kituo cha Polisi, Kuelekea Hospitali..
😀😀😀😀😀

 

[Guasa Ambonii]

Huyu mzee mugabe anatusababishia matatizo wengine kununua vitz au iPhone tunakuwa wagumu sasa yeye kiherehere chake kataka kuhonga nchi nzima kwa baby wake.

 

[bioto]

kucheza club na mwanamke mnene ni kama vile unasogeza jokofu

 

[bioto]

Ukikutana na mwanamke anatembea huku anatikisa maka.... ujue anaenda kusex. Si unajua kila kitu lazima ui SHAKE WELL BEFORE USE

 

[bbc]

Pilli alikuwa anamnyonyesha mwanaye. Rafiki ake Kipenzi (Halima) alikuwa amekaa pembeni anaangalia mtoto anavyonyonya.....
Halima akasema,
"kananyonya kama babake"
...Sasa hivi tunajaza PF3 hapa kituo cha Polisi, Kuelekea Hospitali..
😀😀😀😀😀

Siku zote ukweli unauma

 

[Freyzem]

Mh Huyu Freyzem Kiboko Big up..

Hivi ikitokea ndani ya week 6 umejichanganya kusema bila baba mkwe na yeye akakosa kuonekana mahabusu kujileta mbele ndio mvua ilipoanza kunyesha

Sio lazima uelewe kila kitu

[emoji124][emoji124][emoji124]Utarudia kusoma hata Mara mia

 

[Foxhound]

Mkimuona ROMA popote alipo mwambieni huu ndio muda muafaka wa kwenda ZIMBABWE[emoji13] [emoji13] [emoji13] [emoji38] [emoji38] [emoji38] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji124] [emoji125] [emoji125] [emoji377] [emoji377] [emoji377]

 

[Foxhound]

Haya wadada wa kibongo changamkieni fursa, maana mke wa mugabe alivyo mbaya kataka kuhongwa nchi[emoji23] [emoji23] nahisi mkienda nyiw Mugabe atawahonga Afrika nzima[emoji13] [emoji13] [emoji13] [emoji38] [emoji38] [emoji38] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji124] [emoji125] [emoji125] [emoji377] [emoji377] [emoji377]

 

[Foxhound]

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[Foxhound]

Giggy money akitoa remix ya wimbo wake asimkose kumweka huyu kwenye video[emoji13] [emoji13] [emoji13] [emoji38] [emoji38] [emoji38] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji124] [emoji125] [emoji125] [emoji377] [emoji377] [emoji377]