Kama una stress pitia hapa, usiache kutupia na wewe maneno yako

[Said Mshana]

Tanesco wajinga kweli, wamekata umeme!! [emoji44][emoji44]hapa nimetoka nje uchi nimekwenda toilet hakuna aliyeniona!![emoji38][emoji38][emoji38][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji377][emoji377][emoji377][emoji2445][emoji2445][emoji2445]

Mara paaaap umerudi afu bado upo toilet [emoji1787][emoji1787]

 

[Foxhound]

Mara paaaap umerudi afu bado upo toilet [emoji1787][emoji1787]

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[Foxhound]

[emoji2817]Hivi kumbe INDIA sio mbali eenhee!! Maana kuna Muhindi mmoja namuona kila siku anakuja na baiskeli Kariakoo [emoji2986][emoji2986]

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[Nelson nely]

The Doctor told me that I have one month to live.. I killed him. The Judge gave me 25 yrs in jail[emoji120][emoji120][emoji120][emoji2223][emoji2223][emoji2223]

 

[Kanungila Karim]

The Doctor told me that I have one month to live.. I killed him. The Judge gave me 25 yrs in jail[emoji120][emoji120][emoji120][emoji2223][emoji2223][emoji2223]

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[Luheshi]

Wengine kingereza hatujui stress ni nini?

 

[Capitano]

Wengine kingereza hatujui stress ni nini?

Stress ni kuwa mtanzania chini ya utawala wa magufuli huku ukihubiriwa kuwa kumsifia na kuunga mkono juhudi zake ndo uzalendo. Na kila magu akitoa kichekesho chake cha kulazimisha inakubidi ucheke kwa bidii sana

 

[Whackiest]

Hahah

 

[Emar]

Leo nimeenda kuchangia damu hospitalini,mara wananambia soda na biskuti zimeisha..!
Sa hii nipo zangu njiani na damu yangu kwenye blood bag naelekea nyumbani. Bora niwapelekee mbu take away..
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wala sijawahi vutaga bangi Mimi

hahaha haiwezekani nitoe damu bure

 

[Emar]

.....Juzi nilimnunulia wife vile vichupi vyenye Kamba(Bikini)

Basi unaambiwa kuna siku nimetoka zangu bar kupata Yale mambo ya kikubwa(beer), Ile nimefika home ilikua almost 5:30pm
Nikamkuta wife amelala kifudifudi huku amevaa kale kachupi!!
Basi acha nianze kucheka mpaka wife akaamka

Wife: Vipi baba anduje mbona unacheka?

Mimi: Acha tu mke wangu yaani tangu nizaliwe sijawahi ona matak** yamevaa ndala....[emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23]

hiki ni kichekesho changu bora cha uzi huu

 

[Foxhound]

Nyie wadada mnaopenda tuwanyonye masikio yenu yafanyieni usafi basi!! Jana nilipata mmoja mpaka sahivi ulimi mchungu !![emoji38][emoji38][emoji38][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji377][emoji377][emoji377][emoji2445][emoji2445][emoji2445]

 

[FredMaria]

YAAN WADADA WA SIKU HIZI BHANA, UNAKUTA YUKO BAFUNI ANAOGA ALAFU NYWELE KAZIACHA CHUMBANI..[emoji23][emoji23]

😀

 

[FredMaria]

Hii hapa.....
Hakuna kitu kinachouma kama upate ajali halafu ufe peke yako inauma sana unaweza kujinyonga ...hahaha...

Daaaah iko qali knoma 😂😂

 

[Foxhound]

Kuishi jirani na Muhindi ni kuitesa pua yako, unaweza kunusa harufu ukahisi ni misosi na mapochopocho yanaandaliwa kumbe mwenzako anakaanga pili pili! [emoji38][emoji38][emoji38][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji377][emoji377][emoji377][emoji2445][emoji2445][emoji2445]

 

[Benie Fab Ian]

Nyie mnaosema vitu vizuri vinamwenyewe je ivyo vibaya vina Nani?[emoji23]

 

[Foxhound]

Ila wauza chipsi wa Buza mnashangaza sana! Nimeagiza chipsi na kuku mzima, mnaniletea kuku ana paja moja!! Nawauliza mnanijibu kuku alikuwa kilema, kweli?? [emoji38][emoji38][emoji38][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji377][emoji377][emoji377][emoji2445][emoji2445][emoji2445]

 

[Pundo]

Ila wauza chipsi wa Buza mnashangaza sana! Nimeagiza chipsi na kuku mzima, mnaniletea kuku ana paja moja!! Nawauliza mnanijibu kuku alikuwa kilema, kweli?? [emoji38][emoji38][emoji38][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji377][emoji377][emoji377][emoji2445][emoji2445][emoji2445]

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[DR SANTOS]

The Doctor told me that I have one month to live.. I killed him. The Judge gave me 25 yrs in jail[emoji120][emoji120][emoji120][emoji2223][emoji2223][emoji2223]

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[Foxhound]

Mwanamke kiuno chake kikiwa hakina shanga ama cheni mimi siwezi kukishika, maana nahisi kama nimeshika chupa ya chai [emoji38][emoji38][emoji38][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji377][emoji377][emoji377][emoji2445][emoji2445][emoji2445]

 

[Mbobo]

Ila wauza chipsi wa Buza mnashangaza sana! Nimeagiza chipsi na kuku mzima, mnaniletea kuku ana paja moja!! Nawauliza mnanijibu kuku alikuwa kilema, kweli?? [emoji38][emoji38][emoji38][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji377][emoji377][emoji377][emoji2445][emoji2445][emoji2445]

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