Karibuni Baraza la Kahawa

[Msaka_uchawi]

Hahaha binam naona haka ni kakitchen party kasichokuwa na vyombo?[emoji51] [emoji51] [emoji51]

we mtu unameneno sijakupatia mwenzio lol[emoji28] [emoji28] [emoji28] [emoji28]

 

[Mehek]

[emoji16] [emoji16] [emoji16]

Nini

 

[Msaka_uchawi]

"Binamu nyama haramu" (uarabuni)

haaaaaa[emoji15]

 

[Shadeeya]

Jinsi ya KUTENGENEZA UDUGU USIOOZA:
Chukua kiasi kikubwa cha HURUMA [emoji45][emoji45]- angalia kisiwe kikubwa sana - changanya na bakuli moja lililojaa UKARIMU. [emoji4]Ongeza vijiko vitatu vya WEMA[emoji56], kisha koroga pamoja na IMANI,[emoji120] baadae chuja ili kuondoa taka za CHUKI[emoji34], KIBURI,[emoji19] UBINAFSI,[emoji21] UCHOYO,[emoji35] WIVU, [emoji174]UONGO[emoji105] na MAJUNGU.[emoji26] ONGEZA kijiko kimoja cha UPENDO [emoji173]ili kuufanya uchangamke, kisha ufunike na sufuria ya UKWELI [emoji179]ili uumuke. Baadae pasha moto taratibu kwa joto la FURAHA.[emoji38] Ukiwa tayari, pakua na ule kwa TABASAMU.[emoji16] plz share.

Ahsante mumy kwa ujumbe mzuri [emoji120] [emoji120]

 

[Msaka_uchawi]

Vijana wa darisalama hao..duuh
Hivyo ndo vyakula vyenu eeh..
Sisi thgeomba kipolo cha ugali au sahani la futari..

mjini hakuna vyoo vya shimo vingi vya kuflash ,acha tule vitu laini ili kulainisha chooo

 

[Msaka_uchawi]

Hahaha kachori na kahawa wapi na wapi mkuu

unachanganya utamu na ugwadu ili maisha yaende tena haraka

 

[proskaeur]

Bora hata ulivyowahi siti mkuu maana wakija watu utakunywa kahawa huku umesimama utapiteza radha[emoji4] [emoji4] [emoji4]

Kwel mkuu,,, uliyoyasema yashankuta , naona watu wanaitamania siti yangu[emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23]

 

[Nyoka_mzee]

we mtu unameneno sijakupatia mwenzio lol[emoji28] [emoji28] [emoji28] [emoji28]

[emoji4] [emoji4] [emoji4] [emoji4] mnanionea mie walaa

 

[Nyoka_mzee]

"Binamu nyama haramu" (uarabuni)

hapana Banam ni Kanyama kahamu tu [emoji7] [emoji7] [emoji7]

 

[proskaeur]

Hivi huyu naye kanunua gari amepata wapi hela? halafu si nilisikia yule mama wa nyumba ya tatu alikuwa na vyeti feki mbona nimemuona asubuhi asubuhi anapanda gari kavaa kama anaenda kazini? pia nilisahau yule kijana wa kwa mzee Juma hivi siku hizi anamchukua Bi Chaurembo?
Wallahi Yanga hawawezi kuchukua kombe, iwe isiwe Simba watachukua si unaijua kamati ya ufundi ya Simba.

[emoji1] [emoji1] [emoji1] [emoji1] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji119] [emoji119] [emoji119] [emoji119] [emoji119] [emoji119] ,,,, huu ushilawadu classic sana…!!

 

[Nyoka_mzee]

[emoji1] [emoji1] [emoji1] [emoji1] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji119] [emoji119] [emoji119] [emoji119] [emoji119] [emoji119] ,,,, huu ushilawadu classic sana…!!

hahahaha

 

[mzeewakungoa]

Tulipigwa wote ban,kifungo cha 24 hrs

Poleni.... Vizuri niliwahi kuwachukulia wewe na Kakaako mjanjamjanja la sivyo mlikuwa mkae korokoroni kwa wiki nzima..... Hujambo my Queen?

 

[Galapagosi]

Mbn unawanunulia wanaume tu

Chukua wine basi mama.

 

[proskaeur]

Hivi diamond aliingiaje freemason

[emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] ,,, kwani gwajima alisemaje vilee,,, ngoja ntamuuliz nkiend kanisan j2 ntakultea majibu…!!

 

[Galapagosi]

kwani gwajima kwanini aliamuwa kukaa kimya au maza naye alimzuia?

Haya mambo tunasubiri wazinguane tena maana "vita vya kunguru furaha ya panzi"[emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23]

 

[Galapagosi]

haaaaaa[emoji15]

Maana mtu anatwa binam ila anafika mbali hadi mgodini

 

[Galapagosi]

hapana Banam ni Kanyama kahamu tu [emoji7] [emoji7] [emoji7]

Sisi yetu macho tu

 

[Nyoka_mzee]

Poleni.... Vizuri niliwahi kuwachukulia wewe na Kakaako mjanjamjanja la sivyo mlikuwa mkae korokoroni kwa wiki nzima..... Hujambo my Queen?

[emoji35] [emoji35] [emoji35] Hakuna cha pole maana tulipata kuenjoy na binamu bila usumbufu wako maana tulikuwa gereza moja

 

[mzeewakungoa]

Binamu mbona hujamtag mzeewakungoa

Nipo habiby...

 

[Nyoka_mzee]

Sisi yetu macho tu

[emoji12] [emoji12] [emoji12] mkuu acha husda mbona hivyoo mkuu,Basi binamu yako ww mie dada angu huyu