Karibuni Baraza la Kahawa

[mzeewakungoa]

hawezi kukwambia ukweli aisee maana ukimpigia simu atakwambia yuko bank

Unajua mdomo ungekewa kodi tungeheshimiana

 

[Nyoka_mzee]

Hahahaha[emoji23][emoji23]ilo jina la dear ntamwita baadae

umeona heheheeeee binamu umenikosha kweli leo[emoji2] [emoji2] [emoji2] nnakazawadi kako

 

[Demi]

Hivi Tangawizi ipo pia ?????

Kahawa ya tangawizi?

 

[Galapagosi]

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Tayari nimekwisha livuruga acha ni nilinywe.

 

[mzeewakungoa]

Hahahahahaha kama kawaida yake[emoji23][emoji23]au atasema niko dubai napokea pesa

Yaani umedanganywa Umekubali

 

[mzeewakungoa]

ushaona ee kumbe wamjua usichomwacha nini[emoji35] [emoji35] [emoji35] [emoji35]

Wacha wewe mungu anakuona

 

[Galapagosi]

Nakuona[emoji87] unavyojipigia promo

Hamna tatizo ameniacha dillema binamu si binamu dimella dillema.
Nipe muongozo mamy.

 

[Nyoka_mzee]

Kuna Sheikh mmoja alikuwa atoa story za mahurul eiyn msikitini.
Akaanza kuwasifu sanaaaaaa mpaka jamaa wote wamepanda Mori kwa raha. Sasa mukiingia peponi (sheikh akaendelea)...ukifika kwenye Kasri lako...utakaribishwa na wanawake wazuriiiiiiiiiiiii, mpaka macho yatakutoka kwa umaumbile Yao na uzuri wao. Utauliza malaika, Hawa ndio wake zangu wa huku?
Malaika watasema hapana, hao Ni wafanyi kazi wako tu, Hao mahurul eiyn bado hujawaona, uzuri wao Ni Mara elfu hamsini ya hawa! (jamaa msikitini takbiiiiir)!
"Halafu ukiingia ndani unakuta wanawake wengine warembo kuliko wale wa mlangoni...wanakuandalia....utauliza malaika, hao ndio mahurul wangu? Utaambiwa hapana Hawa Ni wa kukupikia na kukuandalia tu! Kila ukiendelea unakutana na warembo kuliko those before na Ni wazuri Mara elfu hamsini ya those before., (jamaa msikitini takbiiiiir ya nguvuuuuu!!!!!!!)
Mwisho unafika chumba kikuu cha Kasri lako, (jamaa hata kukaa hawakai tena wengine wampiga magoti!!). Sheikh akasema, ukifungua mlango.....? Jamaa enheeee?! Tupe Sheikh!!
Sheikh akaendelea, Unamkuta mkeo wa duniani kalala kwenye jitanda lako, amependezaaaa!!!
Jamaa wote wakaruka msikitini, "Sasa sheikh mambo gani Tena? Aaaaaah waudhi kaaa Nini, hebu shuka mimbar hiyo! Aaaah eti mke wangu? Huyu huyu niliomuacha nyumbani? Mmmh! Ushaharibu kila kitu, toka uwende zako!".

Balaaa ikazuka msikitini[emoji12]

Ivi wanaume mna nn lkn[emoji124][emoji124]

hahahaha nimecheka mpaka basi aiseee huyo shekh itakuwa wa mwendo kasi na wafuasi wake

 

[Galapagosi]

Binamu wa bandia huyo[emoji1][emoji28]

Binamu real wapi??

 

[Nyoka_mzee]

Tuna wageni leo na kesho ndo maana napatikana kwa taabu

mwambie ukweli uko nyumba ndogo?

 

[Nyoka_mzee]

Mimi naamini huwezi niwekea dhana mbaya.

jidanganye

 

[mzeewakungoa]

usimwogope mie ntakutetea

Waminshrri hasidii idhaa hasada

 

[Galapagosi]

[emoji136]Karibu mgeni[emoji513][emoji512][emoji508][emoji499][emoji493][emoji498][emoji502][emoji501][emoji492][emoji487][emoji490][emoji491][emoji488][emoji489][emoji506]


[emoji12]

Sio kwa mahaba haya kwa mgeni swahiba wa moyo

 

[Nyoka_mzee]

Ningekuwa Siogopi kwamba utakufa kwa uroho kama "kipunda cha Uroa"ningemruhusu habiby akuite dear binamu ha ha ha ha ha ha.

kashanambia ataniita wala shaka sina mie

 

[Nyoka_mzee]

Nakupa life warranty on that

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[Galapagosi]

[emoji79]Ndo madhara ya kubambia thread za watu,badala ya kutoa ushauri tunajiingiza na kuleta stry.
[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]Wacha tumalizie hapa hasira zote,mara kesho tunastukia modz washaufuta uzi hahahha,ntahama tu jf

Hahahaha utahamia wapi tena mbona utatuacha midomo wazi.

 

[Nyoka_mzee]

Hahahaha[emoji23][emoji23]ilo jina la dear ntamwita baadae

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[Nyoka_mzee]

Sio kwa mahaba haya kwa mgeni swahiba wa moyo

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[Galapagosi]

Usijali wacha nende navyo taratibu.[emoji2] [emoji2] [emoji2]

Ushindwe kunenepa wewe tu.

 

[Nyoka_mzee]

Waminshrri hasidii idhaa hasada

wamin shari bwana shemeji anapotaka mchukuwa binam