Karibuni mabingwa wa kuchapia utupe mchapio wako

[Al-Watan]

Mohammed Said alishawahi kuandika "Chuo Kikuu cha ....University" nikaangalia nikacheka sana.

Kuna mwingine alikuwa na thread inayoongelea "ex boyfriends wa zamani".

 

[Nyani Ngabu]

Mashine ya ATM....

 

[Analyse]

Mkuki kwa mchungu,kwa binadamu nguruwe.

 

[Analyse]

Darasa la Saba mna Dharau sana Naongea nyie mmeweka Mifuko Mkononi.....Mwl wangu mmoja hivi.

[emoji28][emoji28][emoji28][emoji28][emoji28] dah.

 

[Analyse]

Hii michapio naikumbuka tangu nikiwa Chuo Kikuu na mingine imepigwa hivi karibuni.

Mbezi Mbichi - Mbezi Beach
Mambusho - Makumbusho
Twanga Pepepa - Twanga Pepeta
Kwato - Kwaito
Elfu Mbali - Elfu Mbili
YouChube - YouTube
Housing ya Miwani - Fremu ya Miwani
January Makwamba - January Makamba
Wema Shepetu - Wema Sepetu
Samba na Yanga - Simba na Yanga
Agari ya jali - Ajali ya Gari
Shuti - Suti
Maza Hauti - Mother House

Agali ya jali

 

[Analyse]

Unanikumbusha mwalimu wetu alitukana class sasa ile tumemmind akasema "SAMAHANINI ULIMI HAUNA MFAPA" asee tulicheka basi akajitetea tena "JAMANI NIMECHAPIA KITOJO" [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

[emoji28][emoji28][emoji28][emoji28][emoji28][emoji28]

 

[dingihimself]

1》Singa na Yamba wanacheza Leo
Simba na yanga wanacheza leo

2》kaka nimepata ndili
Kaka nimepata dili

 

[chemistoftz]

chips kaki na mishkavu minne

[emoji1] [emoji1] [emoji1]

 

[chemistoftz]

Darasa la Saba mna Dharau sana Naongea nyie mmeweka Mifuko Mkononi.....Mwl wangu mmoja hivi.

[emoji1] [emoji1] [emoji1]

 

[fufu]

Adani yupo ndamu___adamu yupo ndani....

[emoji2] [emoji2] [emoji2] [emoji2] [emoji2]
Bwahahahaha
Yamemkuta bwana Adani

 

[fufu]

Niletee maji kwenye kabuli (Bakuli)
Hii alichapia mama yangu tulicheka mpaka basi

Bi MKUBWA alitishaa

 

[holy holm]

"Mama mabakulu yao yamejaa mboga"
akimaanisha "mama mabakuli yao yamejaa mboga" siku hiyo niilicheka sana