Kenya yatuma matunda tani 40 Uingereza

Kenya yatuma matunda tani 40 Uingereza

LOL son of slums, did you eat today? 😁😁😁
The amount of cash i make from my side hustle software consultancy business is bigger than your formal salary..

My main salary is bigger than Magufuli's
 
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Bado nakupa ukweli mchungu πŸ€Έβ€β™‚οΈπŸ€Έβ€β™‚οΈπŸ€Έβ€β™‚οΈπŸ€Έβ€β™‚οΈ

ha ha ha Tembea Mt Kenya region...hass avocado farming is in high drive...
huu uwongo mnaopewa na Magufuli ni wa kuongeza umaskini
 
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Bado nakupa ukweli mchungu πŸ€Έβ€β™‚οΈπŸ€Έβ€β™‚οΈπŸ€Έβ€β™‚οΈπŸ€Έβ€β™‚οΈ


Avocado farming in Kenya is at an industrial level kaka











 
lol πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜… am gonna crash this JF servers if I will be posting the videos of each hass farmer in Tanzania

But take a tour of this very average man who owns over 100 acres of hass in Njombe then I will come back for his seniors πŸ₯‘πŸ₯‘πŸ₯‘πŸ‡ΉπŸ‡ΏπŸ‡ΉπŸ‡ΏπŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…

Slum dwellers keep in mind

There are over 10000 hass Avocado farmers in Muranga county alone...
hata Nyeri,Embu,Meru ,Kiambu,Kirinyaga counties sijafika...

Leta Takwimu za Serikali ya Tanzania.. Nilete takwimu za Kenya Govt..

The numbers don't lie... the avocados produced in Tanzania are insignificant...otherwise they would be counted as exports to Kenya...

In Africa hata production yenyewe hamko top 10..

Kenya exports only 10% of the avocados produced,, sasa unataka kusema tunawacha avocado 90% tunakuja kutafuta 10% Tanzania????

There are 2 metrics , total world Exports... and total production per country...hata kama hamfanyi exports basi local production basi si mngekuwa juu... kwani mnalima mkipeleka wapi?
 
There are over 10000 hass Avocado farmers in Muranga county alone...
hata Nyeri,Embu,Meru ,Kiambu,Kirinyaga counties sijafika...

Leta Takwimu za Serikali ya Tanzania.. Nilete takwimu za Kenya Govt..

The numbers don't lie... the avocados produced in Tanzania are insignificant...otherwise they would be counted as exports to Kenya...

In Africa hata production yenyewe hamko top 10..

Kenya exports only 10% of the avocados produced,, sasa unataka kusema tunawacha avocado 90% tunakuja kutafuta 10% Tanzania????

There are 2 metrics , total world Exports... and total production per country...hata kama hamfanyi exports basi local production basi si mngekuwa juu... kwani mnalima mkipeleka wapi?
Toa pumba hapa, 99.99999% of your export avocados are sourced from Tanzania tena ngoja nikuletee ushahidi saivi
 
Toa pumba hapa, 99.99999% of your export avocados are sourced from Tanzania tena ngoja nikuletee ushahidi saivi

hahaha..sisi tunawacha 90% ya production Kenya tunatafuta 10% Tanzania?????

wacheni ujinga kaka... leta takwimu si kuniletea propaganda ya CCM..
Rwanda inazalisha avocado nyingi kuliko Tanzania...

Hizi hata si exports...ni Production from the farms...

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Toa pumba hapa, 99.99999% of your export avocados are sourced from Tanzania tena ngoja nikuletee ushahidi saivi

πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€ mtalia sana kaka... ukulima huku Kenya unaenda kufika mechanization stage...

Soma hii article kaka... wakulima hata wanaanza kutafuta mashine za kuvuna avocado... hapa unaongea kuhusu avocado za Tanzania ambazo hata hazifikii Rwanda...

Kenya named among Africa’s top avocado exporters

Olivado ina contracts zaidi ya 3000

kakuzi ina contracts zaidi ya 4000 sasa.. Muranga peke yake....

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hahaha..sisi tunawacha 90% ya production Kenya tunatafuta 10% Tanzania?????

wacheni ujinga kaka... leta takwimu si kuniletea propaganda ya CCM..
Rwanda inazalisha avocado nyingi kuliko Tanzania...

Hizi hata si exports...ni Production from the farms...

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this man is not talking mere gibberish like what you are doing here, hizo takwimu haziakisi chochote kwenye ground, yes mnaweza kuongoza kuexport lakini sio ninyi mliolima


Huyu unaesema ni propagandist wa CCM kwa taarifa yako ni mkulima billionaire wa Parachichi ambae hakuna kima yeyote hapo Kenya anaweza mwambia kitu kwenye hass business

Cheki hiyo tweet akiwa kwenye annual entrepreneurial benchmark na hiyo video ya YouTube akiwa kwenye moja ya mashamba yake, that guy has more than 2000 acres of hass


Mikoa inayolima hass Tanzania ipo zaidi ya 10 kutokana na Tanzania kuwa na favorable conditions for growing hass na zipo packaging lines za kutosha tu kwa ajili ya export,

In short mzigo wa Tanzania mostly unaenda overseas via sea sababu ni way massive na what you don't know and uniquely about Tanzania avocados is when the whole world goes off season ndio avocados za Tanzania zinaanza picking season na kujikuta zipo zenyewe sokoni bila rivals yeyote


 
πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€ mtalia sana kaka... ukulima huku Kenya unaenda kufika mechanization stage...

Soma hii article kaka... wakulima hata wanaanza kutafuta mashine za kuvuna avocado... hapa unaongea kuhusu avocado za Tanzania ambazo hata hazifikii Rwanda...

Kenya named among Africa’s top avocado exporters

Olivado ina contracts zaidi ya 3000

kakuzi ina contracts zaidi ya 4000 sasa.. Muranga peke yake....

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LOL πŸ₯‘πŸ₯‘πŸ₯‘πŸ‡ΉπŸ‡ΏπŸ‡ΉπŸ‡ΏπŸ‡ΉπŸ‡Ώ

While the whole world goes empty shelves, that's the moment Tanzania avocados getting ready to go yummy
πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…

Rocking themselves smoothly without hustles πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…
 
this man is not talking mere gibberish like what you are doing here, hizo takwimu haziakisi chochote kwenye ground, yes mnaweza kuongoza kuexport lakini sio ninyi mliolima


Huyu unaesema ni propagandist wa CCM kwa taarifa yako ni mkulima billionaire wa Parachichi ambae hakuna kima yeyote hapo Kenya anaweza mwambia kitu kwenye hass business

Cheki hiyo tweet akiwa kwenye annual entrepreneurial benchmark na hiyo video ya YouTube akiwa kwenye moja ya mashamba yake, that guy has more than 2000 acres of hass


Mikoa inayolima hass Tanzania ipo zaidi ya 10 kutokana na Tanzania kuwa na favorable conditions for growing hass na zipo packaging lines za kutosha tu kwa ajili ya export,

In short mzigo wa Tanzania mostly unaenda overseas via sea sababu ni way massive na what you don't know and uniquely about Tanzania avocados is when the whole world goes off season ndio avocados za Tanzania zinaanza picking season na kujikuta zipo zenyewe sokoni bila rivals yeyote




ha ha ha ...let me tell you about international trade...
1.you may lie about how much you are exporting but the nations where you send your goods esp North America,Europe , South East Asia and middle east keep very diligent records..
In those countries Exporting farm products is very strict, they have to keep a record of everything to prevent diseases...

So when the records from the international organisation say Tanzania is not a top exporter...kuna data ....hii data ninayokupatia hata si ya Kenya Govt ... ni ya international organizations...

2. Exporters in Kenya like Olivado , Kakuzi and others have to inspect farms where the avocados are grown...European Union has very strict rules regarding products sold to their people..

They come to the farm , inspect and sign contracts...in our area they are even giving us seedlings..

These international exporters cannot come build huge factories In the Kenyan interior and then start getting avocadoes from TZ , it does not make sense for them...

Hata wao wanaingia mikoani kutembelea wakulima..

Kwa hivyo huyo jamaa anasema eti wanunuzi wanakuja Nairobi halafu tunawatafutia Avocado Tanzania ni uongo..
Hiyo ni kuonyesha hata hajui hio soko inavyoendeshwa....

Exporters wako Kenya... hao ndio wanawapa wakulima contracts za kukuza na kuwauzia....

Kwanza hii kampuni inayoitwa Olivado ina factory kubwa huko Muranga, walikuwa wameanza kazi yao Nairobi, halafu wakahama na kujenga huko Muranga... si wangekuja tu Tanzania????

Pia, the weather in Kenya is the best for growing avocado all year... even better than Tanzania...check your agri records

Sisemi Tanzania hamlimi Parachichi, get me well...what we are saying is that Kenya is the biggest producer in Africa...

Nimekuuliza swali rahisi, iweje tuuze tu 10% ya avocado zetu nje ya nchi, halafu tuwache 90% bila soko, then hiyo 10% tununue Tanzania???

Kwa saa hii Wakulima wanatafuta Soko ya 90% inayobaki hapa...kwa nini tutafute soko na hatuna???


Watu wa eneo la rift valley wameanza kulima Hass pia... Ukulima unapaa kwa kasi hapa kaka...

Nyinyi endeleeni kutafuta soko nje pia..
 
LOL πŸ₯‘πŸ₯‘πŸ₯‘πŸ‡ΉπŸ‡ΏπŸ‡ΉπŸ‡ΏπŸ‡ΉπŸ‡Ώ

While the whole world goes empty shelves, that's the moment Tanzania avocados getting ready to go yummy
πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…

Rocking themselves smoothly without hustles πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…

Hiyo avocado kwenye hiyo picha hata sio hass kaka... πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€ ...
 
LOL πŸ₯‘πŸ₯‘πŸ₯‘πŸ‡ΉπŸ‡ΏπŸ‡ΉπŸ‡ΏπŸ‡ΉπŸ‡Ώ

While the whole world goes empty shelves, that's the moment Tanzania avocados getting ready to go yummy
πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…

Rocking themselves smoothly without hustles πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…


kama parachichi Tanzania ingalikuwa nyingi kuliko Kenya, exporters sio wajinga, wangekuja kujenga viwanda vya packing na processing huko ... ama unafikiri wao ni wajinga ???
 
vulcan naona hapa unapigia mbizi guitar! stop feeding a troll. Yaani kichaa anakwambia kuwa hana takwimu sababu tz wanauza parachichi usiku na kusafirisha kwa meli! yaani huyo hata sio kichaa, huyo karogwa na mchawi akafa.
hata nimeona hivo... hata ukisafirisha kutumia meli au baiskeli , nchi unazopeleka zinaweka records zake na zinachapisha kwa kila mtu... lakini sitamjibu tena
 
hata nimeona hivo... hata ukisafirisha kutumia meli au baiskeli , nchi unazopeleka zinaweka records zake na zinachapisha kwa kila mtu... lakini sitamjibu tena
ukitaka kujua hawa wanalumumba wameshikwa pabaya, ukiwaitisha takwimu huwa wanakuletea tweets uchwara. Jamaa wapuuzi sana.
 
kama parachichi Tanzania ingalikuwa nyingi kuliko Kenya, exporters sio wajinga, wangekuja kujenga viwanda vya packing na processing huko ... ama unafikiri wao ni wajinga ???
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Tanzania kuna zaidi ya viwanda 10 vya kusindika Parachichi kaka

Unafeli wapi?
kama parachichi Tanzania ingalikuwa nyingi kuliko Kenya, exporters sio wajinga, wangekuja kujenga viwanda vya packing na processing huko ... ama unafikiri wao ni wajinga ???
πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ€Έβ€β™‚οΈπŸ€Έβ€β™‚οΈπŸ€Έβ€β™‚οΈπŸ€Έβ€β™‚οΈπŸ€Έβ€β™‚οΈπŸ₯‘πŸ₯‘πŸ₯‘πŸ₯‘πŸ‡ΉπŸ‡ΏπŸ‡ΉπŸ‡ΏπŸ‡ΉπŸ‡ΏπŸ‡ΉπŸ‡Ώ

Tanzania kuna zaidi ya viwanda 10 vya kusindika Parachichi kaka

Unafeli wapi?


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πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ€Έβ€β™‚οΈπŸ€Έβ€β™‚οΈπŸ€Έβ€β™‚οΈπŸ€Έβ€β™‚οΈπŸ€Έβ€β™‚οΈπŸ₯‘πŸ₯‘πŸ₯‘πŸ₯‘πŸ‡ΉπŸ‡ΏπŸ‡ΉπŸ‡ΏπŸ‡ΉπŸ‡ΏπŸ‡ΉπŸ‡Ώ

Tanzania kuna zaidi ya viwanda 10 vya kusindika Parachichi kaka

Unafeli wapi?
πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ€Έβ€β™‚οΈπŸ€Έβ€β™‚οΈπŸ€Έβ€β™‚οΈπŸ€Έβ€β™‚οΈπŸ€Έβ€β™‚οΈπŸ₯‘πŸ₯‘πŸ₯‘πŸ₯‘πŸ‡ΉπŸ‡ΏπŸ‡ΉπŸ‡ΏπŸ‡ΉπŸ‡ΏπŸ‡ΉπŸ‡Ώ

Tanzania kuna zaidi ya viwanda 10 vya kusindika Parachichi kaka

Unafeli wapi?


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But you are still not the biggest exporter or producer..
 
hata nimeona hivo... hata ukisafirisha kutumia meli au baiskeli , nchi unazopeleka zinaweka records zake na zinachapisha kwa kila mtu... lakini sitamjibu tena
πŸ₯‘πŸ₯‘πŸ₯‘πŸ‡ΉπŸ‡ΏπŸ‡ΉπŸ‡ΏπŸ‡ΉπŸ‡ΏπŸ€Έβ€β™‚οΈπŸ€Έβ€β™‚οΈπŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…

I like the tendency of Tanzanians to put everything clear wherever seems like facts are abused πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…
 
pliz stop feeding the troll! The only thing he can give u is stupid twitter feeds.
LOL πŸ₯‘πŸ₯‘πŸ₯‘πŸ₯‘πŸ‡ΉπŸ‡ΏπŸ‡ΉπŸ‡ΏπŸ‡ΉπŸ‡ΏπŸ‡ΉπŸ‡ΏπŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ€Έβ€β™‚οΈπŸ€Έβ€β™‚οΈπŸ€Έβ€β™‚οΈπŸ€Έβ€β™‚οΈ

Let me enjoy my prey in peace 🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣

Kwani bundle ulimuwekea wewe?
 
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