Kero vituko na vioja vya majirani

[Jaji Mfawidhi]

Kero yangu ni majirani kupiga story za makanisani kwao kwanguvu,yaani sipendi,hebu cheki leo kitu walokuwa wana hadithiana.

Padri alikuwa anafuga kuku. Siku moja jogoo akapotea. Basi akaamua kutangaza Kanisani.
PADRI: Wangapi wana jogoo? Wanaume wote wakasimama.
PADRI: Sio hivyo jamani! Wangapi wameona jogoo? Wanawake wote wakasimama.
PADRI: Loh! Hamjanielewa ndugu zanguni! Wangapi wamemuona jogoo wangu?? Masista wote wakasimama.
PADRI akapoteza fahamu...!!
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[philipo njovu]

Bahat nzuri Mimi ni mtoto mwenye nyumba ....wapangaji hawanaga shobo kwangu

 

[Jaji Mfawidhi]

Padri alikuwa anafuga kuku. Siku moja jogoo akapotea. Basi akaamua kutangaza Kanisani.
PADRI: Wangapi wana jogoo? Wanaume wote wakasimama.
PADRI: Sio hivyo jamani! Wangapi wameona jogoo? Wanawake wote wakasimama.
PADRI: Loh! Hamjanielewa ndugu zanguni! Wangapi wamemuona jogoo wangu?? Masista wote wakasimama.
PADRI akapoteza fahamu...!!
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[usser]

Mimi si ulinipa poz moja tu. Ila poa.. Nitakubembeleza kesho turudie.. Jamaa wa arusha huyo hana lolote kashiba mirungi unadhani atakupeleka wapi

Anajua mwnyw anachopata
Na anapopelekwa kuinjoy

 

[Saint Ivuga]

Bae huyu mtt atalala tu
C unaona anacnzia kamechoka
Anaanza kutafta kitanda mahali kipo

Kesho cjui ataamka sa nne
Maana wenzie wameshalala

Mimi mkongwe wewe.. Hata hujaangalia profile yangu?
Muulize mahondaw anapajua ndani kwangu

 

[usser]

Yani wewe umenishangaza kweli yani!!!!
Jamaa alikuwa hana hata lile.. Umemganda kama luba.. Sio fresh

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Bdo utasema sana

 

[usser]

Ebu tuwawoge kwanza maji yamoto then. then.. Then the..... can saint guess!!!???

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[B40]

Jamani hainaga ushemeji, saint kuwa mpole utafikiriwa kesho.

 

[Saint Ivuga]

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Bdo utasema sana

Hahha afu nianze kuku expose nini?
Kama nikivyo mu expose dany hadi akasusa..
Wewe ni ndugu yangu ujue ..
Nimekufichia
mengi afu unakuja kunibebe mwanamke wangu kirahisi tuu bro.
Unajua amenichukia kwa sababu ya mistake zangu ila ukiendelea kuniponda nitatapika kila kitu kama wema sepetu alivyomtapikia makonda. We niponde tu uone kama leo utaigusa hio papuchi

 

[Saint Ivuga]

Jamani hainaga ushemeji, saint kuwa mpole utafikiriwa kesho.

Hapana. Jamaa hawezi kubeba kirahisi hivi.. Pombe tu hizi..ndio maana..

 

[Saint Ivuga]

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Demu wetu huyo

 

[Mahondaw]

Mimi mkongwe wewe.. Hata hujaangalia profile yangu?
Muulize mahondaw anapajua ndani kwangu

Teeeena napajua vizuri mnoo

 

[Mahondaw]

Demu wetu huyo

Tatizo lako maneno meeeeengi.. Hutendi.. usser is a man of actions haha utamkubali utake usitake

 

[Saint Ivuga]

Tatizo lako maneno meeeeengi.. Hutendi.. usser is a man of actions haha utamkubali utake usitake

Action gani kakufanyia sasa.
Hayo maneno inatakiwa ukawahadisie wanawake wenzako sio mimi.
Mimi nikitaka papuchi nitapata kokote sio lazima wayu watatu wote tule papuchi yako.
Ina tv ndani?

 

[Mahondaw]

Anajua mwnyw anachopata
Na anapopelekwa kuinjoy

Oiyoooooooooo mambo ni bieeeeee! hadi rhahha

 

[Saint Ivuga]

Teeeena napajua vizuri mnoo

Najua utarudi tu manake nimeshakuzoezesha mziki mnene.
Hiko kiusser cha arusha kikashiba mirungi hakina pumzi.
Hata wiki hutamaliza nacho, underperfomance na kipigo kitakufanya urudi kwa mumeo akupendaye

 

[Mahondaw]

Action gani kakufanyia sasa.
Hayo maneno inatakiwa ukawahadisie wanawake wenzako sio mimi.
Mimi nikitaka papuchi nitapata kokote sio lazima wayu watatu wote tule papuchi yako.
Ina tv ndani?

Macho kuvimba utaisomaaaaa hahahaah

 

[Saint Ivuga]

Oiyoooooooooo mambo ni bieeeeee! hadi rhahha

Ili tu niumie?

 

[Saint Ivuga]

Macho kuvimba utaisomaaaaa hahahaah

Sawa chawote

 

[xng hua]

Kuna nyumba nlpanga zamanii.... Sasa nlkua nabadlisha madem kwa siku ata wa3 kilchokua kinankera n mtt wa mwenye nyumba mdogo ka miaka 7au9 Iv kakiniona tuu na dem kanaanza kuimba lova boy lava boy......nlkua nataman kukupiga kwenzi sema tuu kalkua kanaimba mbele ya mama ake