Kero vituko na vioja vya majirani

Kero yangu ni majirani kupiga story za makanisani kwao kwanguvu,yaani sipendi,hebu cheki leo kitu walokuwa wana hadithiana.

Padri alikuwa anafuga kuku. Siku moja jogoo akapotea. Basi akaamua kutangaza Kanisani.
PADRI: Wangapi wana jogoo? Wanaume wote wakasimama.
PADRI: Sio hivyo jamani! Wangapi wameona jogoo? Wanawake wote wakasimama.
PADRI: Loh! Hamjanielewa ndugu zanguni! Wangapi wamemuona jogoo wangu?? Masista wote wakasimama.
PADRI akapoteza fahamu...!!
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Bahat nzuri Mimi ni mtoto mwenye nyumba ....wapangaji hawanaga shobo kwangu

Padri alikuwa anafuga kuku. Siku moja jogoo akapotea. Basi akaamua kutangaza Kanisani.
PADRI: Wangapi wana jogoo? Wanaume wote wakasimama.
PADRI: Sio hivyo jamani! Wangapi wameona jogoo? Wanawake wote wakasimama.
PADRI: Loh! Hamjanielewa ndugu zanguni! Wangapi wamemuona jogoo wangu?? Masista wote wakasimama.
PADRI akapoteza fahamu...!!
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Saint Ivuga said:

Mimi si ulinipa poz moja tu. Ila poa.. Nitakubembeleza kesho turudie.. Jamaa wa arusha huyo hana lolote kashiba mirungi unadhani atakupeleka wapi

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Anajua mwnyw anachopata
Na anapopelekwa kuinjoy

usser said:

Bae huyu mtt atalala tu
C unaona anacnzia kamechoka
Anaanza kutafta kitanda mahali kipo

Kesho cjui ataamka sa nne
Maana wenzie wameshalala

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Mimi mkongwe wewe.. Hata hujaangalia profile yangu?
Muulize mahondaw anapajua ndani kwangu

Saint Ivuga said:

Yani wewe umenishangaza kweli yani!!!!
Jamaa alikuwa hana hata lile.. Umemganda kama luba.. Sio fresh

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Bdo utasema sana

mahondaw said:

Ebu tuwawoge kwanza maji yamoto then. then.. Then the..... can saint guess!!!???

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Jamani hainaga ushemeji, saint kuwa mpole utafikiriwa kesho.

usser said:

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Bdo utasema sana

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Hahha afu nianze kuku expose nini?
Kama nikivyo mu expose dany hadi akasusa..
Wewe ni ndugu yangu ujue ..
Nimekufichia
mengi afu unakuja kunibebe mwanamke wangu kirahisi tuu bro.
Unajua amenichukia kwa sababu ya mistake zangu ila ukiendelea kuniponda nitatapika kila kitu kama wema sepetu alivyomtapikia makonda. We niponde tu uone kama leo utaigusa hio papuchi

B40 said:

Jamani hainaga ushemeji, saint kuwa mpole utafikiriwa kesho.

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Hapana. Jamaa hawezi kubeba kirahisi hivi.. Pombe tu hizi..ndio maana..

usser said:

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Demu wetu huyo

Saint Ivuga said:

Mimi mkongwe wewe.. Hata hujaangalia profile yangu?
Muulize mahondaw anapajua ndani kwangu

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Teeeena napajua vizuri mnoo

Saint Ivuga said:

Demu wetu huyo

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Tatizo lako maneno meeeeengi.. Hutendi.. usser is a man of actions haha utamkubali utake usitake

mahondaw said:

Tatizo lako maneno meeeeengi.. Hutendi.. usser is a man of actions haha utamkubali utake usitake

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Action gani kakufanyia sasa.
Hayo maneno inatakiwa ukawahadisie wanawake wenzako sio mimi.
Mimi nikitaka papuchi nitapata kokote sio lazima wayu watatu wote tule papuchi yako.
Ina tv ndani?

usser said:

Anajua mwnyw anachopata
Na anapopelekwa kuinjoy

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Oiyoooooooooo mambo ni bieeeeee! hadi rhahha

mahondaw said:

Teeeena napajua vizuri mnoo

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Najua utarudi tu manake nimeshakuzoezesha mziki mnene.
Hiko kiusser cha arusha kikashiba mirungi hakina pumzi.
Hata wiki hutamaliza nacho, underperfomance na kipigo kitakufanya urudi kwa mumeo akupendaye

Saint Ivuga said:

Action gani kakufanyia sasa.
Hayo maneno inatakiwa ukawahadisie wanawake wenzako sio mimi.
Mimi nikitaka papuchi nitapata kokote sio lazima wayu watatu wote tule papuchi yako.
Ina tv ndani?

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Macho kuvimba utaisomaaaaa hahahaah

mahondaw said:

Oiyoooooooooo mambo ni bieeeeee! hadi rhahha

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Ili tu niumie?

mahondaw said:

Macho kuvimba utaisomaaaaa hahahaah

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Sawa chawote

Kuna nyumba nlpanga zamanii.... Sasa nlkua nabadlisha madem kwa siku ata wa3 kilchokua kinankera n mtt wa mwenye nyumba mdogo ka miaka 7au9 Iv kakiniona tuu na dem kanaanza kuimba lova boy lava boy......nlkua nataman kukupiga kwenzi sema tuu kalkua kanaimba mbele ya mama ake