Kiswahili: Methali, Vitendawili, nahau, Misemo n.k

[Madame B]

Ngoja kwanza Madame B aje ajibu kama nimekosa japo naona kama niko rite?

Hauko right wala nini.
Hebu acha kubana bana,
Nipe mji wewe watu tukuonyeshe Mautumdu

 

[Erickb52]

Kintinku....

Hahahaaaa mi nataka Zuzu au Nala lol
Unanikumbusha mbali sana aisee lol
Missing the places

 

[Erickb52]

Hauko right wala nini.
Hebu acha kubana bana,
Nipe mji wewe watu tukuonyeshe Mautumdu

Katupa Kintinku teh kwa wagogo lol

 

[Madame B]

Umekosa
Nipe Mji

Nenda "Ntanukesenge"
Kijiji hiki kiko Mtwara Vijijini.

 

[Erickb52]

Nenda "Ntanukesenge"
Kijiji hiki kiko Mtwara Vijijini.

Hahaaaa kule kama naenda naenda kule Mikindani au walau kuna Beach na Nikiimport naingia pale Old Boma Hotel panafaa sana

 

[Catherine]

Kitendawili? Hasimami, hakai, halali, hatembei.........

 

[Kaizer]

Kitendawili? Hasimami, hakai, halali, hatembei.........

eh hata hatujaitikia tega umeshatega? come zis way halafu nikupe mji

 

[Kaizer]

Hahahaaaa mi nataka Zuzu au Nala lol
Unanikumbusha mbali sana aisee lol
Missing the places

umeona eeh? chezeiya central line?

 

[Madame B]

eh hata hatujaitikia tega umeshatega? come zis way halafu nikupe mji

Kweli Kaizer,m-bebe huyo Catherine akuje 2 ur way,
Akirudi huko atakuwa amepata akili ya kusubiri tuitikie.

 

[Madame B]

Katupa Kintinku teh kwa wagogo lol

Pale Kintinku nyuma ya Msikiti kuna House moja hv iko Chimbo hyo balaa.
Hii tawafaa kwa kazi ile ya 'Usajili' wa New Member.

 

[CharmingLady]

Kitendawili? Hasimami, hakai, halali, hatembei.........

mkufu catty!

 

[Madame B]

mkufu catty!

Jibu lako liko tata.
1.Mkufu Catty (Mkufu huo jina lake ni Catty)

2.Mkufu Catty (Mkufu huo ni mali ya mtu aitwae Catty)

3.Mkufu Catty (Unamuelekeza huyo Catty/Unknown,Autazame/Atazame huo Mkufu/Jina)

 

[CharmingLady]

Jibu lako liko tata.
1.Mkufu Catty (Mkufu huo jina lake ni Catty)

2.Mkufu Catty (Mkufu huo ni mali ya mtu aitwae Catty)

3.Mkufu Catty (Unamuelekeza huyo Catty/Unknown,Autazame/Atazame huo Mkufu/Jina)

narekebisha kaul yangu Catherine Jibu lake ni mkufu

 

[Madame B]

narekebisha kaul yangu Catherine Jibu lake ni mkufu

Uko right Charm,
Mkufu [U/I];
Mkufu Umepotea.
Mikufu Imepotea.

 

[Kaizer]

Madame B naomba kuwa mwanamfunzi wako.

 

[Madame B]

Madame B naomba kuwa mwanamfunzi wako.

Kaizer,
Na ndevu hizo hutanitamani kweli nikikupa mgongo kuandika ubaoni?

 

[Kaizer]

Kaizer,
Na ndevu hizo hutanitamani kweli nikikupa mgongo kuandika ubaoni?

Madame B sina tabia mbaya kutamani mgongo wa mwalimu wangu...naomba unikubalie ombi langu tafhadhali, nina hamu na elimu ya MEMKWA

 

[Madame B]

Madame B sina tabia mbaya kutamani mgongo wa mwalimu wangu...naomba unikubalie ombi langu tafhadhali, nina hamu na elimu ya MEMKWA

Nani kakwambia mimi Mwalimu?
Kaizer unapenda Evening Class?

 

[Kaizer]

Nani kakwambia mimi Mwalimu?
Kaizer unapenda Evening Class?

mwenye macho, haambiwi tazama Madame B....hata evening class, mi sawa tu, mtaka cha uvunguni sharti ainame. Niambie mwalimu wangu.

 

[Madame B]

mwenye macho, haambiwi tazama Madame B....hata evening class, mi sawa tu, mtaka cha uvunguni sharti ainame. Niambie mwalimu wangu.

Haya Mwanafunzi wangu.
Ila utaweza kuvumilia mikikimikiki yangu ninapokusogelea na kukuinamia ili tuelekezane?
Naogopa usije 'Tangaza nia' Kaizer!!