Kizungumkuti cha ndoa!

[Da Womanizer]

ODM wapi?? mdogo wako nahitaji msaada hapa mkuu.........

 

[Eiyer]

Mkuu naona unaongea from experience lol

Ha,ha,ha,haaa,dude!Umekujae!Mtoto yupo hapo mwaga vesi!

 

[Cantalisia]

Mh!Hiyo sijawahi,hebu nidokeze kidogo!

Hebu isome kwanza alafu uitafute kwenye dikishenari!

 

[Asprin]

Final decisions in any relationship are best made by both people. The idea of a man having the final say is old school and not the best way to proceed. If it's a decision that will affect me, I want to have had my say. If it's something that affects us both (my wife and me) we need to agree on it.

Dogo badili tabia yako! Watakucheka watu.

 

[Asprin]

Kaka mkubwa ODM unoana mjukuu wako anabana hapa......Itabidi tuandae convoy tukaongee naye vizuri, si unajua vizuri gharama lol (Canta hebu fanya mambo bwana...Mimi roho mtaka vitu ashanidondokea hapa)

Kaka mdogo salam, nshaingia hebu nambie tatizo lako...........huyu mtu anakuogopea jina tu! Hebu msome mwenyewe hapa chini.

Haaa haaa haaa,
Ongea na babu vizuri,ila user name yako inajieleza haaa haaa!

 

[Eiyer]

Mziki wa Canta ODM atauweza wapi?Yeye alizoea za zamani unaenda kisimani unamkuta dem unampiga ngwara mnamalizana!Sasa leo wapi na wapi?

 

[Asprin]

ODM wapi?? mdogo wako nahitaji msaada hapa mkuu.........

ODM niko ndani ya nyumba, naangalia speed zako na wapi ulikokwama. Vigezo na masharti kuzingatiwa.

 

[Eiyer]

Dogo badili tabia yako! Watakucheka watu.

Bora umwambie babu,hawaelewi MWANAUME anatakiwa aweje!

 

[Eiyer]

Hebu isome kwanza alafu uitafute kwenye dikishenari!

Tatizo ka dikishenari nimekasahau home,mi niko huku mbagala nina kakibarua ka kuchimba choo!We nidokeze tu!

 

[Cantalisia]

Mziki wa Canta ODM atauweza wapi?Yeye alizoea za zamani unaenda kisimani unamkuta dem unampiga ngwara mnamalizana!Sasa leo wapi na wapi?

Haaa haaa haaaa!
Ole wako ODM kusikie,unamaana alimpata bibi kwa mikwara na sio kwa kumwagia mashairi ya kutosha!!!

 

[Cantalisia]

Tatizo ka dikishenari nimekasahau home,mi niko huku mbagala nina kakibarua ka kuchimba choo!We nidokeze tu!

Mwombe Babu atakupa tafsiri fasta!

 

[Eiyer]

ODM niko ndani ya nyumba, naangalia speed zako na wapi ulikokwama. Vigezo na masharti kuzingatiwa.

Huyu anakuingiza chaka,bora umtafute Kloro au Rocky,hawa afadhali kidogo!

 

[Eiyer]

Canta,unafikiri ODM ana lolote basi!Hana kitu,si unamuona mikwara yakn mpaka leo anaitumia anadhani eti itawork!Hana lolote huyo!

 

[Asprin]

Haaa haaa haaaa!
Ole wako ODM kusikie,unamaana alimpata bibi kwa mikwara na sio kwa kumwagia mashairi ya kutosha!!!

Afu wewe bana, ndo maana nakupendaga..........😛oa

 

[Asprin]

Canta,unafikiri ODM ana lolote basi!Hana kitu,si unamuona mikwara yakn mpaka leo anaitumia anadhani eti itawork!Hana lolote huyo!

We bwabwaja tu, Canta ni kuku wangu mwenyewe, manati ya nini?

 

[Eiyer]

Mwombe Babu atakupa tafsiri fasta!

Aaaaah!Mi namtema babu,ngoja nimalize haka ka kibarua fasta nikakatafute ka dikishenari!

 

[Cantalisia]

Afu wewe bana, ndo maana nakupendaga..........😛oa

Asante Babu,
Raha sana kupendwa na babu lol!

 

[Eiyer]

We bwabwaja tu, Canta ni kuku wangu mwenyewe, manati ya nini?

Umemsikiaaa?Mikwara na vitisho tu,hana lolote huyo!

 

[Eiyer]

Afu wewe bana, ndo maana nakupendaga..........😛oa

Eti anakukonyeza!Macho yenyewe yana makunyanzi!

 

[mama D]

mmmh hii maada sijui
ila nadhani kitchen party nyingi huwa zinharibu na kumnyang'anya mwanamke uhuru wa mawazo hata maamuzi!
Ila mimi nakubaliana na Finest kuhusu makubaliano ya wawili
Na jingine ni kwamba wanaume kumbukeni wanawake ni watu wa msaada sana kwenu!!! mnaelewa namaanisha nini???? YALE YOTE YANAYOWASHINDA WANAUME WANAWAKE WANAWEZA
Mafanikio ya wanaume wanawake wanachangia kwa % kubwa sana
hahaaa lol