Kuangalia mpira na wanawake ni shiiidah

[utafiti]

Hehehehe!! Yamekuwa hayo tena!? Ngoja nimuulize Manzarana eti wewe timu gani vile?

Ndo hao hao

 

[everlenk]

Hili pambio la watan wetu, wanazidi kutubambikia udhaifu mpaka kwenye manyumba yetu.

everlenk Asernal tuko wavumilivu kama watanzania wanavyoivumilia ccm na mafisadi wake.

Hahahaha!!!! Aisee kwa uvumilivu nawapa A+

 

[everlenk]

Ndo hao hao

Huyu ni Chelshit ona alivyonirushia hii picha....

 

[Smart911]

Ukishaona hizo kero unajiongeza akili kwamba nia yake siyo mpira wa kwenye luninga, ni mpira wa...

 

[utafiti]

Huyu ni Chelshit ona alivyonirushia hii picha....

Aisee, everlenk naomba toa hii picha

 

[everlenk]

Aisee, everlenk naomba toa hii picha

Aiseee!!! Sorrry my dear mimi nia yangu uone wewe tu. Sasa itakuwaje?? Embu nifundishe kuitoa....basi farijika na hii..

 

[utafiti]

Aiseee!!! Sorrry my dear mimi nia yangu uone wewe tu. Sasa itakuwaje?? Embu nifundishe kuitoa....basi farijika na hii..

Hahaha asante hii imenifariji....

 

[autorun255]

Umenikumbusha lile tangazo la Coca Cola katika World Cup

Binti: We Won!! We Won!! We Won!!
Njemba: But it's only half time?!
Binti: Ooooooh.. [huku akiona aibu kinoma noma]

Clueless

 

[adolay]

Huyu ni Chelshit ona alivyonirushia hii picha....

Yamekuwa haya tena? mtu wangu hata wewe unatupatia kibano tena maweeee!

 

[Malafyale]

Ehehehehehehe
My home boy Maranzana why you damn crank up my ribs intentionally?

Hehehehe mm mke wangu hapendi kabisa soka!Akiangalia dakika 5 hamna bao anasonya anaondoka!

Anapenda high scoring game kama basketball

 

[Amavubi]

anajenga kibanda pale..............................

 

[lonewolf ranger]

wakuu hebu 2fananishe

 

[Salamander]

Ni nani yule mzee anafanana na Mr. Bean? Wife kaua.

 

[tay]

ningempiga marufuku kuangalia soka. kwanza msumbufu

 

[lamalu]

Mmoja tuko bar aliuliza kwa nguvu na tus juu ‘sasa huyu mwenyefilimbi mipira inampita tu?’

 

[everlenk]

Yamekuwa haya tena? mtu wangu hata wewe unatupatia kibano tena maweeee!

Hahahahaha!!!! Sorry wangu yaani nilikuwa namuonyesha tu nilivyotumiwa si nikasahau kumbe ni public hahahah!! Nisameheni bure mi si unajua timu gani.....

 

[Maranzana]

Clueless

The Admirers ndo kabisaaa! wala hawajui kinachoendelea

 

[wa kutambua]

Umelenga penyewe mkuu, kama wanaume kuhudhuria Netiboli pale Railway Gerezani.

hahahahaa jamaa wanaenda kucheki visketi

 

[Tuyuku]

Ha ha ha haaaa masikini mbavu zangu!

 

[olele]

MKE NA MUME WAKIANGALIA MECHI YA ARSENAL NA CHELSEA:
WIFE: Baby, yule ni nani? Ni Chris
Brown??
HUSBAND: Yule ni Theo Walcott
WIFE: ile Yellow Card ni ya nini?
HUSBAND: ile ni ya Onyo, na Red Card
inamaanisha mchezaji atoke inje ya uwanja.
WIFE: Oooooh! Inakaa kama traffic light!
Yellow- Ilani na Red - Simama
HUSBAND: Yeah yeah swity! Ndio hivyo.
WIFE: Na je Green Card??
HUSBAND: Aaaah! Hiyo haipo.
WIFE: Nataka Arsenal ishinde world cup.
HUSBAND: [kimya]
WIFE: Ni nani yule mzee anafanana na
Mr. Bean??
HUSBAND: Yeees swity, yule ni kocha wa
Arsenal, anaitwa Arsene Wenger.
WIFE: Oooooh! inamaanisha yule kocha
mwengine ni Chelsea Wenger??
HUSBAND: [Kabadilisha channel]

thanks guys u just made ma day...