Kumbe wadada nao wamo, leo kalegea tukiwa kwenye daladala

[Slim5]

January ngumu sana hii.

Mbaya zaidi hakuna dalili kama February itakuwa na ahueni!

 

[Dhul]

We umemuacha kaenda malizia hamu zake kwa mwingine

 

[miss mbuja]

Hadithi.nyingine unabaki unacheka tu ili mradi usogeze siku jamani

 

[NIYOMBARE]

Weka picha

 

[Kaboom]

[emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] akili kumkichwa angejuta alilegea kuvizia hela yako!ungecheua wazungu lazima ungekuwa mguu sawa

Yani hapo utajaziwa shazi mpaka mwenyewe ukome..Na huu ulimwengu wa Smartphone ndo balaa tupu..Dakika sifuri unashangaa kitu kimeenea kwenye magroup yote ya whatsapp

 

[Kingeke Mavoya]

Leo asubuhi nlkuwa naenda mjini uku nikiwa na mzigo yangu mkononi na mkono mwingine ukiwa umeshika bomba la gari uku nmegeuka mgongo nkiugeuzia dirishani mwa gari.

Kumbe kwa mbele kulkua na dada mmoja mwny makalio alkua amevaa dela laini akawa ameniwekea makalio yake kwa mbele, safari ilivozidi yule dada akazid kunibana.

Kwa bahati mbaya 'mzee' akastuka kidogo, ile hali iliendelea hadi nkawa namuona anataka kuniegemea kifuani kuna muda watu walikuwa wanashuka kukawa na nafasi mbele yake cha ajabu alizidi kuniegemezea kiuno chake kwa mbele nami nkahisi kabisa anafurahia kitendo kile maana gari ilikua ikiyumba ye anayumba mara mbili ilimrad tu ajisugulishe kwa 'mzee'.

Hali ile ikiendelea hadi tumefika mwisho wa safari kalegea kabisa, sasa cha ajabu tuliposhuka alinitazama kwa matamanio nikahis anataka kusema neno mi nkajifanya sijamuona nikaondoka.

Sasa sahizi najuta kwanini sijamskiliza muda ule alikuwa anataka kuniambia nini..

huna maana umeshaniudhi

 

[Kajolijo]

huna maana umeshaniudhi

Kwanini mkuu

 

[miss chagga]

Ungemuomba namba wewe

 

[marcs]

Duh umemkosa ww kweli huna meno

 

[Ugiligili]

Niggaa!!!

 

[Dola Iddy Wa Chelsea]

Dah [colour#0000cc]umenitia ashki sana[/colour#0000cc]

 

[usser]

Umekimbia chakula bure sana ww

 

[Kajolijo]

Umekimbia chakula bure sana ww

Sikujua mkuu... nilianza kujutia baadae wakati alishaondoka

 

[KWEZISHO]

Opportunity never come twice!

 

[kulangwa22]

Tanzania akuna njaaa mtukufu kasema naona kijana unawaza danta (Chini, papuchi) we umeshiba

 

[jmapunda]

Au hukuwa na hela ya kwenda nyumba za wenyeji ukashtue?Ungechukua hata namba ya simu kwa maandalizi ya pambano la mbeleni.

 

[El Jefe]

Would you please kindly compose your message properly, I cannot make sense of the initials you use in your composition, perhaps it would be good to compose your views in Swahili? Sorry for this.

Funny, that was like pouring cold water over someone during winter.

 

[Tunakodisha Bunduki]

I normaly talk crap with retards like u

Jbu la mwendo kasi

 

[Idimi]

Rewaindi movie
Ianze upya

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[MAPOUDA]

Mwanamke umembana muda wote huo umeshindwa kuongea naye? Ole wako nikute siku umeanzisha uzi unatafuta mke....

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