Kwa mnaojua English, ukiweza kunitafsiria hii Sentensi kwa Kiswahili nakulipia Kodi ya nyumba!

[Kiranga]

Ngoja niwaite magwiji wangu kwenye hii lugha ya malkia

Daby Mwifwa Karucee

The facetiously flattering folly of this fantastically foul flatulence flies in the formidably fragrant Ferragamo I feloniously and fully fumigated my frame with.

 

[Asprin]

The facetiously flattering folly of this fantastically foul flatulence flies in the formidably fragrant Ferragamo I feloniously and fully fumigated my frame with.

Ngoja nikatafute dikshenare yangu... Hiki kimombo kinaweza kunipa PhD ya chemistry ya mikorosho...

Karucee hebu njoo huku ung'ate ulimi kama Daby na Mwifwa

 

[kajojo]

yaani mmbongo akijua kingereza anataka awape tabu tu ndugu zake

waingereza wenyewe hawatumii kingereza hiko

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[white hat]

Mkuu unamacho sanaa[emoji2] [emoji2] [emoji2]

karoti ndio zinanisaidia

 

[Karucee]

Ngoja nikatafute dikshenare yangu... Hiki kimombo kinaweza kunipa PhD ya chemistry ya mikorosho...

Karucee hebu njoo huku ung'ate ulimi kama Daby na Mwifwa

Huyo wa pili namuonaga onaga tu akipita aki laik laik.

Laik ain't he?

 

[Asprin]

Huyo wa pili namuonaga onaga tu akipita aki laik laik.

Laik ain't he?

Yes, he liken't.

 

[joely sandu]

Kwa iyo toka umejua kuandika hivyo umeingiza shi ngapi?

 

[Junior Clinton Mr.]

Huyu ni Mmarekani mzaliwa kabisa hajui lugha yoyote Zaidi ya kiingereza na jibu alilonipa ni "wtf is this"

 

[chabuso]

"Mimi ni mchezaji wa kisasa ambaye sina tabia ya uwenda wazimu au usingizi. Ni mjasiri na napenda kukusanya sarafu kwa sababu huo ndio ujuzi wangu, kiakili huwa napinga mambo mengi. Kwa hiyo mimi ni mtaalamu wa kimaadili, mwenye ujuzi na msimamo…"

Mkuu nipatie hiyo pesa yangu,kumbuka hii ni ramadhani,kama hujanipatia pesa za kulipa nyumba utajiua litakalo kufika ,mimi nimefunga...

 

[MBITIYAZA]

Mwambie GENTAMYCINE akulipie kodi wewe si mpenzi wake

Mungu wangu

 

[kurlzawa]

Mungu wangu

Amefanyaje tena Mungu?

 

[MBITIYAZA]

Amefanyaje tena Mungu?

umetuthi tuthi dhito

 

[kurlzawa]

umetuthi tuthi dhito

Kuna uzi humu wanasifiana hukuuona?

 

[MBITIYAZA]

Kuna uzi humu wanasifiana hukuuona?

cheesuz

 

[kurlzawa]

cheesuz

Utafute utauona ila ilinishitusha sana

 

[MBITIYAZA]

sijauonaga !sio safi kbs!ntantafuta wknd 1 nimfunde kakangu Genta!

Utafute utauona ila ilinishitusha sana

kbs

 

[kurlzawa]

sijauonaga !sio safi kbs!ntantafuta wknd 1 nimfunde kakangu Genta!

kbs

Utakuwa umetoa msaada mkubwa mno.

 

[Ndengaso]

We unataka nimelizie ugali wangu wote hapa, kutafsiri hii kitu una burn calories zakutosha

 

[Pweza Boy]

naomba mumuite HUMPHREY POLEPOLE aje a=solve hiko kiingereza kama alivokua anasovu hesabu za C.A.G

 

[Waziri wa Kaskazini]

Nimejenga na naishi kwangu chief labla utoe offer nyingine

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