Kwa wapenda utani, ingieni hapa tuliwazane mawazo!?

[daneyodry]

Habarini wadau

Katika hospitali moja ya vichaa daktari anaehusika hapo alipokuwa katika mizunguko yake kuhudumia wodi za machizi, chizi mmoja alichomoka kutoka chumba kimoja ameshikilia kisu, daktari kuona hivyo akaona ndio mwisho wa maisha yake ikabidi akimbie ila kwa bahati mbaya alipokimbilia kulikuwa hakuna njia kuna ukuta hivyo ikabidi dokta apige magoti aombe dua ya mwisho
Ile chizi alipomfikia tu akasema 'haya shika kitu ni zamu yako kunifukuza'[emoji13] [emoji13] [emoji12]

Wehu hauachagi watu salama.


Nimetokea kuiogopa pombe baada ya kumwona jirani yangu akicheza sauti ya jenereta langu [emoji4] akidhani yuko club,
Namsikia akisema' aisee we ni DJ nomaaa! '
Baada ya kuzima jenereta akaniuliza' huo muziki kaimba nani?! '[emoji2] [emoji2] [emoji2] [emoji28]

[emoji482] [emoji482] Pombe siyo chai

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[nsereko m]

sawa.

 

[Gerco]

Hahahaa you made my day

 

[Vicin]

Nice

 

[MOI JOHN]

Safi

 

[ywf]

mbwa koko watatu walikua wanakula jalalani pembeni kidogo ya barabara,mara ghafla likapita gari la polisi lilokua limebeba mbwa wapolisi,mbwa koko mmoja akawambia wenzake."simnaona wenzetu waliosoma"

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[daneyodry]

mbwa koko watatu walikua wanakula jalalani pembeni kidogo ya barabara,mara ghafla likapita gari la polisi lilokua limebeba mbwa wapolisi,mbwa koko mmoja akawambia wenzake."simnaona wenzetu waliosoma"

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[daneyodry]

ALIKIBA katoa SEDUCE ME Wasafi Classic wamevaa MAWIGI, akitoa Ngoma nyingine si watavaa PEDS na BIKNI [emoji28] [emoji3] [emoji3] [emoji39]

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[daneyodry]

MAISHA BWANA.....!!!!!

Ghafla umeme unakatika, mzazi anakuambia utafute kiberiti uwashe taa na we unamuambia awashe taa ndo uone kiberiti uwashe taa, unalimwa kofi unajiuliza amekuona vipi? [emoji12] [emoji28] [emoji28] [emoji134] [emoji134]
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