Kwanini watu wanacheat?

[Sikonge]

Kelly, Kisukuma rahisi sana. Unahitaji tu kukumbuka kuongeza mwisho wa sentesi --MO, au --GA. Hii ni kwa sababu, kwa mfano ukiuliza kama kwenye mtungi kuna maji, Msukuma anakujibu kwa Kisukuma ".. gatimo-MO..". Hivyo kwa Kiswahili kumbuka ili uanze kujifunza, inabidi uwe unasema/andika "...maji hayamo-MO, basi limekuja tumetumbukia-MO". Yeye anakuja-GA, anakwenda-GA.... Ukiweza hayo basi itakuwa mwanzo mzuri.

 

[Nyani Ngabu]

Thanks, will be back in two hrs naenda gym kusukuma uzito......ikitokea zali kuwe na mlinzi hahahahaha kidding!!

Oh hilo mbona sio tatizo maana mi mwenyewe nasukuma weight kama sina akili nzuri?

how much do you bench press?

 

[Binti Maringo]

Oh hilo mbona sio tatizo maana mi mwenyewe nasukuma weight kama sina akili nzuri?

how much do you bench press?

i doubt kama atakuwa ana bench press more than 50lb...hawezi akanipita maana mimi 40 is my limit...

 

[Binti Maringo]

Usiwe na shaka cupcake, tutaenda....

Bibi kaniambia ana gunia zima la matobolwa....najua utayapenda tu.

I am so looking foward to the trip!....i guess matobolwa siyo senene.

 

[Nyani Ngabu]

i doubt kama atakuwa ana bench press more than 50lb...hawezi akanipita maana mimi 40 is my limit...

aaawww...my cupcake ana bench press 40lbs.....lol

 

[Binti Maringo]

aaawww...my cupcake ana bench press 40lbs.....lol

Oh yeah cupcake 40lbs...na sasa kama nilivyokwambia hali ya hewa inanza kuwa nzuri no more -20's so narudi kwa kasi sanaaaaaa!...maana abs zinaanza kupotea taratibu an wala husemi unaniangalia tuu..not good sign at all lol!...ndiyo yale yale napenda hivyo hivyo uliza kumbe its a lie....

 

[BAK]

Watu wengine huibia kwa sababu wanatamani tu vingine na si kwamba kuna kitu wanakosa kwenye mahusiano yao. Chukulia tu hata mambo mengine katika maisha. Kwani kila siku wewe unakula nyama ya ng'ombe? Ukiila kila siku itafika siku itakukinai na utataka ya mbuzi au samaki. Same thing na relationships. Baada ya kuwa na mtu huyo huyo kwa muda mrefu ipo siku utapata katamaa ka kumjaribu mwingine just for a change...I know it's scary and sad, but in my opinion, it's true.

Mimi nafikiri haya mambo ya kustaarabika na dini ndiyo yanatufanya tuwe na mtu mmoja tu baada ya ndoa kwa miaka chungu nzima, lakini binadamu kama wanyama, tunastahili kuwa na wapenzi wengi tu. Ukichanganya na magonjwa yaliyokuwepo hivi sasa hili swala la kucheza hovyo hovyo unaweza ukagusa mawayawaya ukabaki kujutia maisha yako.

 

[Binti Maringo]

Mimi nafikiri haya mambo ya kustaarabika na dini ndiyo yanatufanya tuwe na mtu mmoja tu baada ya ndoa kwa miaka chungu nzima, lakini binadamu kama wanyama, tunastahili kuwa na wapenzi wengi tu. Ukichanganya na magonjwa yaliyokuwepo hivi sasa hili swala la kucheza hovyo hovyo unaweza ukagusa mawayawaya ukabaki kujutia maisha yako.

So basically you believe in poigamy !>...

 

[Yo Yo]

Masanilo kumbe na weye msukuma?
nawapenda dada zenu NN kanibania dada zake ananiua eti mimi muhuni......
Na wewe Masa nilo unanitosa?

 

[Nyani Ngabu]

Masanilo kumbe na weye msukuma?
nawapenda dada zenu NN kanibania dada zake ananiua eti mimi muhuni......
Na wewe Masa nilo unanitosa?

usingekuwa umelosti ningekupigia krossi....

 

[Yo Yo]

Hivi una believe in kuroga?...i don't believe such stuff...you need put god first in everything you do...ndiyo maana shetani anatawala sana

Kama huamini nenda Kibondo au S'wanga......wazee wanatundika makoti ukutani na hamna misumali......
Unafahamu au uliwahi kusikia mtu katumiwa pembe?
Ulishafika ziwa tanganyika? kuna mji mzuri sana ziwani mule chini.......

Nani kakuambia kuroga ni ushetani?

 

[Yo Yo]

usingekuwa umelosti ningekupigia krossi....

sijalosti najua dada zenu hawana ghrama..matembele na makopa siku imepita......

 

[Binti Maringo]

Kama huamini nenda Kibondo au S'wanga......wazee wanatundika makoti ukutani na hamna misumali......
Unafahamu au uliwahi kusikia mtu katumiwa pembe?
Ulishafika ziwa tanganyika? kuna mji mzuri sana ziwani mule chini.......

Nani kakuambia kuroga ni ushetani?

Kwa kuroga siyo ushetani then ni nini?...of course ni ushetani maana ni shetani anakutuma ufanye kitu ambacho kipo against the culture.

 

[Yo Yo]

Kwa kuroga siyo ushetani then ni nini?...of course ni ushetani maana ni shetani anakutuma ufanye kitu ambacho kipo against the culture.

Ulishawahi kusikia wapi shetani kaonekana?
mbona mnamsingizia shetani wawatu?

FYI kuroga sio ushetani.....ni sayansi ya jadi ambayo mimi na wengine bado tunaienzi.....David Blaine mnamuita magician mimi mnaniita mchawi....

kuroga ni fani kama ilivyo udaktari

 

[Binti Maringo]

Ulishawahi kusikia wapi shetani kaonekana?
mbona mnamsingizia shetani wawatu?

Si ndiyo kama hivyo kwenda kuroga watu si ni ushetani maana unakuwa unapeperusha mapepo hewani.

FYI kuroga sio ushetani.....ni sayansi ya jadi ambayo mimi na wengine bado tunaienzi.....David Blaine mnamuita magician mimi mnaniita mchawi....

we we weeee temea mate chini kijana nani kasema ushetani ni sayansi...kuna tofauti kati ya kuroga na kufanya mazingawombwe...ile mazingawombe ni danyanya toto lakini kuroga ni kama unamtolea mtu kafara ya kishetani...acha kudanganya walionuna eti kuroga ni kama udaktari....kumbuka watu wanaroga ili kumfanya mtu mambo yake yaende vise versa...na madktari wanakutibu mtu ili upone na uendelee na shughuli zako kama kawaida they dont mean to harm anybody...

 

[Yo Yo]

we we weeee temea mate chini kijana nani kasema ushetani ni sayansi...kuna tofauti kati ya kuroga na kufanya mazingawombwe...ile mazingawombe ni danyanya toto lakini kuroga ni kama unamtolea mtu kafara ya kishetani...acha kudanganya walionuna eti kuroga ni kama udaktari....kumbuka watu wanaroga ili kumfanya mtu mambo yake yaende vise versa...na madktari wanakutibu mtu ili upone na uendelee na shughuli zako kama kawaida they dont mean to harm anybody...

Kuroga ni sayansi inayowezesha maisha ya kila siku kuwa marahisi.......muulize cupcake wako gambushi ni nini?
mimi nina shamba langu nachukua watu 1000 wenye nguvu wanalima napata mazao......uoni nifaida hiyo?
Mchawi ni bora sana katika uchumi nyie ndio mnafanya mpaka teknolojia yetu tusiwagawie wengine.....

mfano usafiri.......ni usafiri gani usiokuwa na gharama na wa kasi kama wa mchawi ungo........unajua mwendo kasi wa ungo?

usije ukaniambia uchawi ni kula nyama za watu....kula nyama za watu ni tabia haipo katika katiba ya uchawi.....

nyie na vidini vyenu mmetuaharibia maisha....mmefanya yamekuwa magumu

 

[Binti Maringo]

Kuroga ni sayansi inayowezesha maisha ya kila siku kuwa marahisi.......muulize cupcake wako gambushi ni nini?
mimi nina shamba langu nachukua watu 1000 wenye nguvu wanalima napata mazao......uoni nifaida hiyo?
Mchawi ni bora sana katika uchumi nyie ndio mnafanya mpaka teknolojia yetu tusiwagawie wengine.....

mfano usafiri.......ni usafiri gani usiokuwa na gharama na wa kasi kama wa mchawi ungo........unajua mwendo kasi wa ungo?

usije ukaniambia uchawi ni kula nyama za watu....kula nyama za watu ni tabia haipo katika katiba ya uchawi.....

nyie na vidini vyenu mmetuaharibia maisha....mmefanya yamekuwa magumu

No dini ilikuwepo na itaendelea kuwepo...Its good to give thanks to the lord Kumbuka mungu ndiye aliyeumba dunia na mwanadamu it took him 6days na siku ya saba akapumzika..na akamuumba adam na hawa ...na mtu aliyefanya adamu na Hawa kula tunda amballo ni tunda la dhambi ni nyoka na nyoka ni shetani ambaye alimdanganya Hawa...nenda soma kitabu cha Mwanzo (genesis) an get your sense back....

Bila mungu usingekuwepo hapa wewe sasa hivi...shetani anakudanganya kwa kukuonyesha vitu vyote vya anasa na kumsahau muumba wako...na huyo ndiye anayefanya mambo yote kuwa magumu hadi kuleta global warming na watu kutoelewana kabisa...but if you believe in him we wouldnt be where were are now...huu ni wakati wa sodoma na gomora....watu mmemsaliti muumba wenu kwa kubelieve uchawi ndiyo maana tunakuwa na matatizo sana na watu wana cheat sana yaani a lot is happening...

 

[Masanilo]

Oh hilo mbona sio tatizo maana mi mwenyewe nasukuma weight kama sina akili nzuri?

how much do you bench press?

Homeboy niko vizuri on pushing the guns, bench press kama 20 hivi in 3 steps, uzito 180 lb....na fanya pia cardiovascular for 40 mins running hahahaha usipime mazee

 

[Masanilo]

Masanilo kumbe na weye msukuma?
nawapenda dada zenu NN kanibania dada zake ananiua eti mimi muhuni......
Na wewe Masa nilo unanitosa?

Hahaha Yo Yo wewe ni muhuni sana kwa kweli si unajua dada zetu wana behind kubwa, wewe mhhhhh hupati kitu!!

 

[Nyani Ngabu]

Homeboy niko vizuri on pushing the guns, bench press kama 20 hivi in 3 steps, uzito 180 lb....na fanya pia cardiovascular for 40 mins running hahahaha usipime mazee

aaah kumbe wewe cha mtoto....mimi nilidhani utakuwa una push zaidi ya 315lbs....it's all good though...at least you get your workout on