Lighter Touch: Ule uvumi ungenoga hivi leo

[Mzee Mwanakijiji]

Ule uvumi umetufundisha mambo mengi; lakini kubwa ni kuwa mashine ya kuchakatia uzushi ilichakata sana jana.. lakini leo imeshindwa kuendelea. Baada ya Rais wa Watu kutokea leo akiwa na afya njema na kufanya kitu ambacho watu walitakiwa kukidhania kingefanyika (baada ya kufanya uteuzi) basi ule uvumi ulitakiwa ubadilike na kunogeshwa namna hii...

Kwa mfano,

Huyu wa leo siyo Magufuli ni double wake. Si unajua kila Rais ana "double" wake yaani mtu anayefanana naye kwa kila namna. Na huyu double tunaweza kusema alienda akafanyiwa "plastic surgery" huko Cuba na amekuwa akitumika mara kwa mara...

Kwamba, baada ya kuugua alikimbizwa Afrika ya Kusini, ambako alipanda ndege ya mwendo kasi hadi Ujerumani alikofanyiwa matibabu, halafu akapandishwa ndege nyingine ya haraka na kurudi Ikulu Dar ambako alipokelewa kwa njia ya siri kupitia mlango ulioko baharini - akitokea meli ya nyambizi (submarine)..

Kwamba, tukio la leo kwa kweli halikuwa "live" ila lilirekodiwa kabla hajaugua na kuwa limeunganishwa vipande vipande kidigitally. Rais mwenyewe ameendelea mapumzikoni huko pembezoni mwa Milima ya Alps, Uswisi.

Yaani, ukishaamua kutunga uongo usiishie njiani, endelea nao hadi uonekane ni ujinga na watu wachukulie kama ni burudani fulani. Nje ya hapo jambo kubwa la kujifunza ni kuwa Rais Magufuli ule ulinzi labda hautoshi... kuna watu siyo tu wanaweza kuwa wanapanga mabaya, lakini wanayaombea, wanayasubiria, na kila waendapo kulala wanayaotea...

Ila ule uzushi ungenoga kama leo ungeendelea kidogo kuleta mantiki maana nilivyoona anashabikia sambusa na wasaidizi wake kama kuna kuumwa basi labda alipiga chafya tu kubwa watu wakashtuka na "kiwanda cha uvumi" kikaingia kazini.. Yaani, mtu hata kiungulia asipate.. na hakuna aliyefikiria hata ile connection ya suala la DPP uzito wake?

Sasa rais jamani hata chafya asipige. "Tuambiwe haraka alipiga chafya kubwa kiasi gani" , "Ni raisi wetu sote tunataka kujua kwa haraka... "

We unaonaje huu uvumi ungenoga noga vipi leo baada ya Jeuri ya Rais kuonekana leo..?

 

[DiasporaUSA]

We can come up with all kinds of scenarios, assumptions, and what ifs, or justifications, but deeply the nation is polarized and there is such a need for a national dialogue instead of mockery. Denial ain’t a solution at all.

 

[mulaga]

Ulinzi hauwezi zuia kuombewa mabaya au ugonjwa ni vitu hatari kuliko hata physical attack.

 

[kimbendengu]

Recorded

 

[Ibambasi]

Zitto, Maria Tsehai Sarungi, Ansbert Ngurumo, Evarist Chahali, Godbless Lema, Vincent Mashinji na ndugu yao Kigogo...watu Wa ajabu sana

 

[google helper]

Lete gahawa mix na tangawizi

 

[Uta Uta]

Kifo cha mende umeupata ule uzushi

 

[papason]

Pamoja na mapungufu yake, leo nimegundua waTz wengi bado wanamhitaji aendelee kuwaongoza......

 

[kimbendengu]

Zitto, Maria Tsehai Sarungi, Ansbert Ngurumo, Evarist Chahali, Godbless Lema, Vincent Mashinji na ndugu yao Kigogo...watu Wa ajabu sana

Mpaka sasa Ikulu haijasema chochote kama alikuwa mgonjwa au la sasa unapowalaumu hawa wabongo mbona hueleweki

 

[Beira Boy]

Nawashauri tu baadhi ya watu waache uchawi

 

[Ng'wamapalala]

We can come up with all kinds of scenarios, assumptions, and what ifs, or justifications, but deeply the nation is polarized and there is such a need for a national dialogue instead of mockery. Denial ain’t a solution at all.

Tulipolazimishwa/kukubali kuingia kwenye mfumo wa vyama vingi bila kujiandaa kama taifa, wenye uelewa wa masuala ya saikolojia walijua kitatokea nini?

Siasa za vyama vingi kwenye nchi ambazo zilikuwa na mfumo wa kijamaa zimezalisha taifa lililogawanyika katika pande mbili. Hakuna political meeting point ambayo inabeba hoja za pande mbili.

Mtu anayedhani Taifa limegawanyika katika utawala wa awamu ya tano atakuwa haijui vizuri Tanzania na siasa zake.

Hoja ya kusema tuwe na national dialogue ni ndoto za mchana katika mazingira yaliyozaa taifa linaloitwa Tanzania!

 

[technically]

Juzi jana na leo imekuwa kama siku za wajinga.

 

[Smart911]

Ndiyo hivyo tena...

Ngoja tusubiri next episode...


Cc: mahondaw

 

[Coster2]

Jana tuliwaambia kwamba Jembe yupo kwenye mapumziko ya kawaida na soon atarejea ulingoni ,wakabisha na kuapa kwa lugha zote, haya sasa aibu yao ,Chuma kimerjea na leo alikua mubashara kwenye luninga

 

[Mkongwe Mzoefu]

Zitto, Maria Tsehai Sarungi, Ansbert Ngurumo, Evarist Chahali, Godbless Lema, Vincent Mashinji na ndugu yao Kigogo...watu Wa ajabu sana

Kwa akili ya kiwango cha chini twaweza kuwaona waajabu sana lakini sio hivyo!

Aliye anzisha huo uvumi naweza kusema kashinda kwa maksi za juu sana.

Kwanza kaonyesha UBOVU NA UDHAIFU wa kurugenzi ya habari Ikulu. Hii kurugenzi ina sifa za kukanusha haraka sana mambo ya kijinga lakini imeshindwa kukanusha hili la kuugua au kutoa taarifa. Maana hata kama Rais hakujisikia vizuri kwa uchovu mbona wangeweza kujibu haraka kuwa kazidiwa uchovu kwa kazi za mfululizo na pole angezipokea na sifa ya kufanya kazi kwa bidii!

Pili wameruhusu hisia mbaya kuhusu Rais wetu kupata nafasi kuenezwa maana hata hao waliokuwa wanaombea mabaya sio kusemea hawana hoja, wanazo tena nzito na wamepata nafasi ya kuzisema kwa wazi zaidi.

Hao mnaowataja wameongea kwenye mijadala hiyo kama mihemko tuu, lakini wapo waliokuwa kwenye mkumbo huo wakumuombea mabaya na wako karibu naye kabisa huku nyuso zao zikicheka naye ila mioyo haipo naye.

 

[Stuxnet]

Pamoja na mapungufu yake, leo nimegundua waTz wengi bado wanamhitaji aendelee kuwaongoza......

Siyo kweli bro. People wako pissed off badly!! Pita kwenye social media nenda kasome vizuri. Hata vijiweni watu walikuwa wana wish for a bad thing.

Ni wakati kama kweli yule tuliyemuona ni yeye akirekebishe. No body loves him except proxy mercenaries

 

[MTAZAMO]

We can come up with all kinds of scenarios, assumptions, and what ifs, or justifications, but deeply the nation is polarized and there is such a need for a national dialogue instead of mockery. Denial ain’t a solution at all.

National dialogue na "wahuni " ambao wengine tulifikiri wanajielewa? Wewe umetumia kipimo kipi?

 

[Mkongwe Mzoefu]

Juzi jana na leo imekuwa kama siku za wajinga.

Mkuu katika hili bila kumung'unya maneno wajinga ni kurugenzi ya mawasiliano kushindwa kutoa taarifa sahihi kwa wakati na kuruhusu tetesi kuzaa uhasama na njozi mbaya.
Kwani tokea juzi wangejibu kiaina yote haya yangetokea?
Kurugenzi isafishwe na kuwekwa wenye utaalamu sio wanaofanyakazi kama idara ya Polepole.

 

[Stuxnet]

Jana tuliwaambia kwamba Jembe yupo kwenye mapumziko ya kawaida na soon atarejea ulingoni ,wakabisha na kuapa kwa lugha zote, haya sasa aibu yao ,Chuma kimerjea na leo alikua mubashara kwenye luninga

Kama ni chuma kweli basi chuma chakavu.

 

[Mzee Mwanakijiji]

We can come up with all kinds of scenarios, assumptions, and what ifs, or justifications, but deeply the nation is polarized and there is such a need for a national dialogue instead of mockery. Denial ain’t a solution at all.

There is nothing wrong for a country to be polarized. That is the nature of politics and government. You would not expect the whole country to be of single mindedness like automatons! Politics by its very nature is disruptive and divisive. I don't have any problem for people opposing Magufuli or not liking his leadership style or ideas.. that is part of politics! The only way we can have an "almost" united nation is to be like China or Cuba... single party, single leader, single direction.. no dissent, no divisions...