Look busy, Magufuli is coming? Surely Tanzanian professionals are beyond this

[kadoda11]

It understandable you could be angry, but am not sure if it is right to insult a head of state, your own president, that's an insult to your flag.
Criticize him and his administration and ideologies all you want but refrain from raw and blatant insults.

mbeba box mkongwe huyo huko US,
hata usipotezee naye mda....the only thing he has achieved in US after all these years, is english language fluency.[emoji23]

 

[Chamoto]

Kama kawaida yako MK254 unaendeleza libeneke lako la kuleta mada chokozi ili tuparulane.

 

[Annny]

Magufuli is a buffoon, one does not need clever understated articles by the outstanding Elsie Eyakuze to see that.

If anything, we should all drop the tongue in cheek civility and call out this grotesque fascist for what he is, a personified hideous retardation of any meaningful progress made in Tanzania.

The notion that any sane semi-literate Tanzanian would need any convincing to see the folly of the Magufuli administration, or even worse, of the misguided euphoria around it,beats me.

Magufuli is a schmuck who is out of his depth, with neither a political education as compass nor the requisite talent as GPS. The man cannot articulate himself in Swahili. He is Faking all kinds of impromptu manovres to impress his gullible crew and some onlookers.

Those of us who saw where Tanzania was headed years ago predicted this outcome, way back in 2Pacalypse.

And it will only get worse if the hard headed Caligula will never learn.

If Nationalism is an infantile disease, the measles of mankind, let me be the first to vaccinate myself against it by denouncing Magufuli as a shameless usurper, a pretender to the throne.

Inabidi nitafte dictionary toleo jipya la Dec, 2017. Hizi zingine zote zimeblow kabisa hazina haya maneno.

 

[Al-Watan]

It understandable you could be angry, but am not sure if it is right to insult a head of state, your own president, that's an insult to your flag.
Criticize him and his administration and ideologies all you want but refrain from raw and blatant insults.

The problem with most African countries is not that people insult their heads of states.

The problem is, they don't insult them enough.

There is an unhealthy sense of deference in most African countries, an undemocratic respect, a myopic false modesty that is shrouded in outdated traditions.

Whatever insult I can fling on the person of Magufuli, Magufuli has self inflicted a myriad times. Respect you must earn, you don't just get. One can't expect to spew buffoonery left right and center day in day out and still expect respect just because one is president. Magufuli calls his ministers fools, he lacks common decorum, why are you expecting me to treat him with decorum?

He is a fool himself. For, how would anybody but a bigger fool appoint a fool to a sensitive ministerial position?

Does this guy even know what "collective responsibility" is?

 

[Al-Watan]

mbeba box mkongwe huyo huko US,
hata usipotezee naye mda....the only thing he has achieved in US after all these years, is english language fluency.[emoji23]

We mpaka siku utakaponiona natoka chumbani kwa mama yako na taulo na utakapoambiwa yule mdogo wako wa mwisho nimezaa na mama yako ndipo utaanza kuniheshimu na kuniamkia.

I was speaking French with diplomats at home and at Alliance Francaise parties before high school matriculation, English is a language I used to amuse Tanzanians with since I was four, now I just pick it apart and expose its faulty Indo-European hodgepoge logic like some George Bernard Shaw playwright laureate pompous ass.

I translated the Dhammapada with Andrew Nyerere into Swahili before I was 21, do you even know what that is?

Do not entertain the stupid notion that every Tanzanian learns English abroad.
I started making rounds along the Nyerere State House corridors since I was in my mothers womb, do not speak to me like a common schmuck, idiot.

Unuh waan fi test di rocket launcher?

You don't want it with me, I don't do it, I overdo it.

 

[MTOCHORO]

Hata wakenya wakisikia "Magufulu is coming", utaona nyewele mdogo za mgongini zinawasimama. Haha

Si mgeni akija kwako ghafla unashtuka kafukuzwa kwao au yashakua TZ yale waliofanya Chimurenga

 

[Mwanzi1]

The problem with most African countries is not that people insult their heads of states.

The problem is, they don't insult them enough.

There is an unhealthy sense of deference in most African countries, an undemocratic respect, a myopic false modesty that is shrouded in outdated traditions.

Whatever insult I can fling on the person of Magufuli, Magufuli has self inflicted a myriad times. Respect you must earn, you don't just get. One can't expect to spew buffoonery left right and center day in day out and still expect respect just because one is president. Magufuli calls his ministers fools, he lacks common decorum, why are you expecting me to treat him with decorum?

He is a fool himself. For, how would anybody but a bigger fool appoint a fool to a sensitive ministerial position?

Does this guy even know what "collective responsibility" is?

Strangely enough, insults hasn't won a debate anywhere in the world. Insults are flung when one side of the debate is left with nothing but insults.

 

[Al-Watan]

Strangely enough, insults hasn't won a debate anywhere in the world. Insults are flung when one side of the debate is left with nothing but insults.

The trouble is, you are assuming that I do not appropriate insults with savoir faire.

I went to great lengths to explain the importance of judicious reciprocity, earning respect instead of getting it by some fiat oppressive Lese Majeste.

An insult is a much needed corrective force when meted out proportionally, judiciously and for the right purpose.

How else would fools know they are fools?

By diplomatic pleasantries on the enlightenment they illuminate the world with?

Be real for a sec.

 

[emalau]

kenyans plz mtuache na mambo yetu, hatutaki fyoko fyoko. kila mmoja afanye yake. mambo ya kufuatiliana hatutaki. sie huku tupo happy kabisa na Magufuli wetu.

Information technology has no boundary

 

[pingli-nywee]

kenyans plz mtuache na mambo yetu, hatutaki fyoko fyoko. kila mmoja afanye yake. mambo ya kufuatiliana hatutaki. sie huku tupo happy kabisa na Magufuli wetu.

Elsie Eyakuze? Nadhani huyo ni mtanzania. Ujumbe wako wa tuache hakikisha umemfikia yeye.

 

[kadoda11]

I was speaking French with diplomats at home and at Alliance Francaise parties before high school matriculation, English is a language I used to amuse Tanzanians with since I was four, now I just pick it apart and expose its faulty Indo-European hodgepoge logic like some George Bernard Shaw playwright laureate pompous ass.

I translated the Dhammapada with Andrew Nyerere into Swahili before I was 21, do you even know what that is?

Do not entertain the stupid notion that every Tanzanian learns English abroad.
I started making rounds along the Nyerere State House corridors since I was in my mothers womb, do not speak to me like a common schmuck, idiot.

Unuh waan fi test di rocket launcher?

You don't want it with me, I don't do it, I overdo it.

we Jamaa bhana...mjinga sana aise.smh

 

[eliakeem]

It understandable you could be angry, but am not sure if it is right to insult a head of state, your own president, that's an insult to your flag.
Criticize him and his administration and ideologies all you want but refrain from raw and blatant insults.

I second you broda. But understand this, those who throw bad words to JPM, are the guys who are no longer having a chance of committing dirty deeds as they used to do in previous regime. These guys took part in drugs trafficking, ivory, grand corruption, etc etc. Now things have totally changed. so that is their reaction.
kabana kiukweli. walifikiri ni nguvu ya soda.

 

[Oii]

Magufuli is a buffoon, one does not need clever understated articles by the outstanding Elsie Eyakuze to see that.

If anything, we should all drop the tongue in cheek civility and call out this grotesque fascist for what he is, a personified hideous retardation of any meaningful progress made in Tanzania.

The notion that any sane semi-literate Tanzanian would need any convincing to see the folly of the Magufuli administration, or even worse, of the misguided euphoria around it,beats me.

Magufuli is a schmuck who is out of his depth, with neither a political education as compass nor the requisite talent as GPS. The man cannot articulate himself in Swahili. He is Faking all kinds of impromptu manovres to impress his gullible crew and some onlookers.

Those of us who saw where Tanzania was headed years ago predicted this outcome, way back in 2Pacalypse.

And it will only get worse if the hard headed Caligula will never learn.

If Nationalism is an infantile disease, the measles of mankind, let me be the first to vaccinate myself against it by denouncing Magufuli as a shameless usurper, a pretender to the throne.

Buffoon baba yako mzazi

 

[kadoda11]

Buffoon baba yako mzazi

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[pingli-nywee]

we Jamaa bhana...mjinga sana aise.smh

Some of us actually have a grasp at diplomatic french not just your usual hodgepodge Indo-European english. My friend, your sinuations at our proposed buffonism is very condescending to our gyrating multilingual nature! 🙂Meeeen I like that sh€t, am a sucker for small pox era English! Hehe 😀😀😀

 

[kadoda11]

Some of us have a grasp at diplomatic french not just hodgepodge Indo-European english. My friend your sinuations at our proposed buffonism is very condescending to our gyrating multilingual nature! 😀 Men I like that stuff, am a sucker for small pox era English! Hehe

hongera.[emoji23]

 

[eliakeem]

Achaneni naye huyo....
JPM lazima wamchukie kwa sababu ya kukaba ufisadi. Wananchi tumeonewa sana na hao mafisadi. mfano kwa miaka mingi iliyopita tumekuwa tukilipa service charge wakati tulivyokuwa tunanunua LUKU. na ukiwauliza kipindi kile kuwa service charge ni nini au ya nini? hamna anayetoa jawabu la maana. alivyoingia tu magufuli imefutika kinyemela. halafu pia hawa tanesco miaka ya nyuma walikuwa wakinunua nguzo za umeme kwa bei kama vile zimetoka nje ya nchi kumbe zimetoka mafinga. walichokuwa wanafanya wanazichukua mafinga, wanazisafirisha mpaka namanga, baada ya hapo zinaingia bandari ya mombasa, zinasafirishwa kwa meli mpaka bandari ya Dar. halafu pale wanaziingiza kama zimeagizwa toka nje ya nchi, halafu tanesco wanauziwa kwa bei ya juu kana kwamba zimeagizwa nje. sasa huwezi kutegemea mtandao uliokuwa unafanya ujambazi huu wampende magufuli, kamwe haita tokea.

 

[game over]

The problem with most African countries is not that people insult their heads of states.

The problem is, they don't insult them enough.

There is an unhealthy sense of deference in most African countries, an undemocratic respect, a myopic false modesty that is shrouded in outdated traditions.

Whatever insult I can fling on the person of Magufuli, Magufuli has self inflicted a myriad times. Respect you must earn, you don't just get. One can't expect to spew buffoonery left right and center day in day out and still expect respect just because one is president. Magufuli calls his ministers fools, he lacks common decorum, why are you expecting me to treat him with decorum?

He is a fool himself. For, how would anybody but a bigger fool appoint a fool to a sensitive ministerial position?

Does this guy even know what "collective responsibility" is?

What is the meaning of Insult mkuu,?
Umemaanisha nini hapa?

 

[kingsoncoso]

Sijakusoma vzr mkuu,

 

[eliakeem]

What is the meaning of Insult mkuu,?
Umemaanisha nini hapa?

labda anamaanisha kama yule mwanamke aliyetoa ishara ya kidole kwa msafara wa Trump. Unajua ukikaa sana ughaibuni halafu unachokiona huko huchanganyi za zako ukirudi huku Afrika unaona kama watu wote ni pambaf na wamekufa. wengi wanakuwa totally brain washed utakuta kila anachoongea aniona kama Afrika hamna kitu. hajui ya kuwa kumbe nasi tuko kwenye hatua za maendeleo.