Mabinti tabia hii imekaaje?

[Jeff]

Yani unakuta demu umemtongoza tu hata wiki bado,mara anaanza kuomba vocha,mara hela ya kusuka,jamani yani ndio umenikubalia tu na hayo ndo yanaanza? Hii ikoje jamani?

 

[Smile]

wewe tunda hujaomba?

 

[Mwali]

wewe tunda hujaomba?

Muulize!

 

[Zinduna]

Sasa ulitaka upewe bure, usione vyaelea kaka, vimeundwa.

 

[Husninyo]

Nyie wenyewe hata siku mbili hazipiti mnataka mambo ya kikubwa.

 

[Saint Ivuga]

wewe tunda hujaomba?

Muulize!

Sasa ulitaka upewe bure, usione vyaelea kaka, vimeundwa.

Nyie wenyewe hata siku mbili hazipiti mnataka mambo ya kikubwa.

samaki wakasirika

 

[Roulette]

samaki wakasirika

Hawajakasirika... wanampa majibu. si ndio alikua anataka?

 

[mzabzab]

wewe kaka wapiga kelele za nini....wewe akikuomba epene nawe uluza swali la muhimu si ndio mchongo mzima ulivyo sasa.
mwanaume unatoa hela mwanamke anakupa utamu wa tunda...no longolongo

 

[mtoto mpole]

Yani unakuta demu umemtongoza tu hata wiki bado,mara anaanza kuomba vocha,mara hela ya kusuka,jamani yani ndio umenikubalia tu na hayo ndo yanaanza? Hii ikoje jamani?

kwani lazima utoe...si unaombwa kuna kukubali na kukataa..

 

[mikatabafeki]

kataa usitoe...............hadi akupe tundi.

 

[Washawasha]

hasara roho pesa makaratasi,mpe pesa huyo bibie,mwenzio mpaka simu nimempa,nimebaki na line. Nalog off

 

[Fixed Point]

Nyie wenyewe hata siku mbili hazipiti mnataka mambo ya kikubwa.

tena wengine wanaanza kuomba hata kabla hujamkubalia kiukweli

 

[Zinduna]

Vocha tu mikelele hadi JF, je angemwambia ampeleke show room, si angezimia, we nini bana, we hujui chema chajiuza!?

 

[BADILI TABIA]

kama unaona gharama usitongoze.....
tena unaweza kukuta unam-text binti wa watu mara kumi kwa siku, unategemea aweke mawe kwenye simu ili aweze kukujibu sms zako?

 

[Memyself n I]

No money no honey....

 

[afrodenzi]

hahahahhaha
pole dear
ulitakaje?

 

[Mwali]

No money no honey....

Huu ni msemo wa mwaka! No money no honey, sio?

 

[Sumasuma]

99% of women wanajiuza,some directly e.g ohio street,some indirectly kama hao wanaomba vocha,pesa za kusuka n.k, 1% kweli hawajiuz wana mapenz ya kweli, another 1% in 99% wanatumia migongo ya ulokole ,na kujifanya waislamu safi lakin wanafanya uhuni kupitia blanket za dini.

 

[Memyself n I]

Huu ni msemo wa mwaka! No money no honey, sio?






Ndio kilichobakia hcho mwali n they have to keep in their minds .......

 

[la Jeneral]

starehe gharama mdau,na ukitaka kula lazima uliweeeeeee