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Vinginevyo kama unayo report ya Osama kuishi Mbagala basi iweke pamoja na vithibitisho kabla hajarudi Afghanistan

Teh teh teh teh!
Yaani we Mkuu wa chuo kama ni samaki basi ushavuliwa looong time!
Huyu Jamaa_Mbishi katupa ndoano halafu wewe umekuja speed ukaila!

Hata jokes hujui!
Duhhh kaa mimi ni mwanafunzi wa chuo chako lzm nihame!
Teh teh teh tehe!
 
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Teh teh teh teh!
Yaani we Mkuu wa chuo kama ni samaki basi ushavuliwa looong time!
Huyu Jamaa_Mbishi katupa ndoano halafu wewe umekuja speed ukaila!

Hata jokes hujui!
Duhhh kaa mimi ni mwanafunzi wa chuo chako lzm nihame!
Teh teh teh tehe!

Mkuu kahtaan umeniacha hoi ila nimependa your humour. Kama ulivyosema, all I did was to throw that ndoano ili nisikie jamaa wanasemaje, mkuu wa chuo kaja juu na kutokwa na povu. Hivi vitu vingine jamani lazima tuviangalie siyo kila lisemwalo humu ni la msingi, kuna jokes pia.
 
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Sasa na we RealMan mi nilidhani jina lako linafanana na tabia zako!
Kumbe hamna lolote!
We mtu akuandikie alicho kiona kwenye gazeti la sani!
Halafu we unaskia raaaaaha!
Na kumsifia juu!

Be real ma man! For real!
Not following the croud!
duh! bwana kahtaan kumbe hizi stori zinapatikana kwenye gazeti la sani, sijui toleo la lini

inaonekana ni mpenzi sana wa gazeti la sani...
 
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Teh teh teh teh!
Yaani we Mkuu wa chuo kama ni samaki basi ushavuliwa looong time!
Huyu Jamaa_Mbishi katupa ndoano halafu wewe umekuja speed ukaila!

Hata jokes hujui!
Duhhh kaa mimi ni mwanafunzi wa chuo chako lzm nihame!
Teh teh teh tehe!

kahtaan
mimi kama mwanazuoni niliyekomaa nilikuwa nimekwisha muelewa Jamaa_Mbishi sema nikampima kidogo kwa logic...
 
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Nani mwenye samsung tab 10 inch aniuzie namba yangu 0719242024
sio mahali pake kuna jukwaa la matangazo madogo madogo, au jukwaa la science ungepost huku

lakini kwa kukusaidia mcheck FaizaFoxy anaweza akakusaidia...
 
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Mkuu kahtaan umeniacha hoi ila nimependa your humour. Kama ulivyosema, all I did was to throw that ndoano ili nisikie jamaa wanasemaje, mkuu wa chuo kaja juu na kutokwa na povu. Hivi vitu vingine jamani lazima tuviangalie siyo kila lisemwalo humu ni la msingi, kuna jokes pia.

Kucheka na utani inaruhusiwa hata msikitini!
Kwani huyo Mkuu wa chuo kawa pilato asitaniwe!
Na mtu km hajui utani basi jf haimfai!
Aende mahakama ya rufaa! Kule ndio hawataniani. Ukikaa vibaya unapogwa miaka 30 na kazi ngumu! Kosa? Umekamatwa unakojoa brbrani!

Teh teh teh teh!
 
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Ni kweli usemayo japokuwa umekosea kutamka lakini nimekuelewa...

Duh! hichi kiswahili ulichotumia sidhani hata kama wewe mwenyewe umejielewa, lakini nadhani utakuwa ume translate kutoka kingereza kwenda kiswahili inaweza kuwa kwenye google... kwa hiyo kwa kifupi hapo hujaeleweka
acha uongo.. hebu chukua hichi kipande hapa chini


Hebu soma hicho kiswahili umeelewa nini sasa hapo kwa kweli mimi hapo sijakuelewa nadhani pia na wewe hapo hujajielewa, unaweza nifafanulia zaidi... au ukaandika kwa uzuri zaidi na mimi bila ya hiyana nitakujibu tu...

Japokuwa kiswahili ni kibovu lakini nimekuelewa hebu angalia hapa chini ni kwanini hawaku expose mwili sababu ni hizi hapa chini zimetolewa
Mkuu wa chuo unajua mtu anapokujibu hoja, yale makosa ya kuandika au ya lugha mtu anakuwa hakusudii!!
Bali ni makosa ya kibinaadamu! Na unazidi kuurefusha uzi kama utakuwa una tafuta tafuta makosa km hayo!

Sababu ya pili ni kuwa, unajua mimi na Ritz ni waislamu! na sisi ni wapenzi wa halua na vyakula lain lain! (Si unajua tena mapishi ya peponi peponi!)

Hii inatuponza hata kwenye lugha yetu tunatereza kila mara!

Mwenye kula mihogo mikavu na kiti moto mara nyingi anakuwa na ulimi mkavu na maneno yanakuwa makavu makavu!

Itabidi tusameheyane kwa hilo!

Na la kumalizia hapa ni kuwa hizi habari sio sisi tu tunao zitilia mashaka! Maelfu ya Wamarekani wenyewe wameandika articles chungu mzima kuhusu huo utata wa kifo cha usama! (You can google that yourself! ).

Kwa hiyo usitushangae mimi na Ritz tukifanya hivyo!

Ahsant saaaana!
 
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Sasa na we RealMan mi nilidhani jina lako linafanana na tabia zako!
Kumbe hamna lolote!
We mtu akuandikie alicho kiona kwenye gazeti la sani!
Halafu we unaskia raaaaaha!
Na kumsifia juu!

Be real ma man! For real!
Not following the croud!

You got it wrong mate, bongo yangu inapenda unipe chanzo (kama alivyofanya FUHRER) nikapembue mwenyewe sio unipe story za kwenye gahawa!

Ukitaka kujua haiba ya mtu hapa JF soma michango yake ya huko nyuma, angalia yuko consistent kiasi gani.
As for being a realman "Does your vote or approval count for me??" I dont think so...
 
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ok mkuu nimekuelewa ila samahani kama nimekukwaza ila hilo nililobold halikuwa lengo langu!! nimeshindwa kuendelea kusoma maana umeanza na mashambulizi wakati sikuwa na intention ya kuanzisha ubishi ila njilikuwa interested na report kama unadhani kuzificha hizo report na kuja na mutsari ndicho sahihi its ok! ila dont take it personal kila lakheri mkuu!!!

Mkuu samahani hii msg sikuikusudia kwako ila kuna mtu nilikuwa nimemkusudia nikashindwa kum-quote, wewe nilitaka kukuunganisha na mwingine nimem-quote hapo juu na kuwapa file la pdf la attachment ili musome, sasa nafikiri bado sijamaster vizuri matumizi ya JF kwenye multiple quote. samahani kwa usumbufu
 
Mkuu wa chuo unajua mtu anapokujibu hoja, yale makosa ya kuandika au ya lugha mtu anakuwa hakusudii!!
Bali ni makosa ya kibinaadamu! Na unazidi kuurefusha uzi kama utakuwa una tafuta tafuta makosa km hayo!

Sababu ya pili ni kuwa, unajua mimi na Ritz ni waislamu! na sisi ni wapenzi wa halua na vyakula lain lain! (Si unajua tena mapishi ya peponi peponi!)

Hii inatuponza hata kwenye lugha yetu tunatereza kila mara!

Mwenye kula mihogo mikavu na kiti moto mara nyingi anakuwa na ulimi mkavu na maneno yanakuwa makavu makavu!

Itabidi tusameheyane kwa hilo!

Na la kumalizia hapa ni kuwa hizi habari sio sisi tu tunao zitilia mashaka! Maelfu ya Wamarekani wenyewe wameandika articles chungu mzima kuhusu huo utata wa kifo cha usama! (You can google that yourself! ).

Kwa hiyo usitushangae mimi na Ritz tukifanya hivyo!

Ahsant saaaana!

sasa kahtaan we unaweza ukawa umekielewa alichoandika bwana Ritz ukifafanue vizuri yaani alichoandika sidhani hata kama we mwenyewe umekielewa!

Au ndio halua nyingi zimezidi! Lakini bwana Ritz ni mpenzi pia wa kashata na kahawa kwa hiyo akilainisha kwa halua anakazia kwa kashata na kahawa, hapo ali translate aka copy na ku paste bila ku proof read for errors sidhani kama ameandika yeye mwenyewe kwa sababu hata yeye mwenyewe nina uhakika akisoma alicho post hajielewi...

Kwani bwana kahtaan we umeelewa nini hapo...

Halafu hizo habari ambazo hata wa Marekani wana mashaka nazo ungezipost tungeona zingechambuliwa, au ungeweka link moja kwa moja nadhani unatumia computer kwa hiyo moja kwa moja inakuwa siyo vigumu ku post link... Kuliko kunipa homework ya kwenda google mwenyewe
 
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Osama bin laden death announcement date 1 May 2011
Adolf hitler death announcement date 1 May 1945

unganisha Dots....
 
sasa kahtaan we unaweza ukawa umekielewa alichoandika bwana Ritz ukifafanue vizuri yaani alichoandika sidhani hata kama we mwenyewe umekielewa!

Au ndio halua nyingi zimezidi! Lakini bwana Ritz ni mpenzi pia wa kashata na kahawa kwa hiyo akilainisha kwa halua anakazia kwa kashata na kahawa, hapo ali translate aka copy na ku paste bila ku proof read for errors sidhani kama ameandika yeye mwenyewe kwa sababu hata yeye mwenyewe nina uhakika akisoma alicho post hajielewi...

Kwani bwana kahtaan we umeelewa nini hapo...

Halafu hizo habari ambazo hata wa Marekani wana mashaka nazo ungezipost tungeona zingechambuliwa, au ungeweka link moja kwa moja nadhani unatumia computer kwa hiyo moja kwa moja inakuwa siyo vigumu ku post link... Kuliko kunipa homework ya kwenda google mwenyewe

Osama bin Laden death conspiracy theories

The-death of Osama bin Laden-gave rise to various-conspiracy theories,-hoaxes, and rumors.

[1]-These include the ideas that bin Laden had been dead for years, or is still alive. Doubts about bin Laden's death were fueled by the U.S. military's disposal of his body at sea,

[2]-the decision to not release any photographic or DNA evidence of bin Laden's death to the public,

[3]-the contradicting accounts of the incident (with the official story on the raid appearing to change or directly contradict previous assertions),

[4]-and the 25-minute blackout during the raid on bin Laden's compound during which a live feed from cameras mounted on the helmets of the U.S. special forces was cut off.[5]

[6]On May 2, 2011, an image purporting to show a dead bin Laden was broadcast on Pakistani television. Though the story was picked up by much of the British press, as well the-Associated Press, it was swiftly removed from websites after it was exposed as a fake on-Twitter.[7]

[8]On May 4, the-Obama administration-announced it would not release any images of bin Laden's dead body.

[9]-The administration had considered releasing the photos to dispel rumors of a hoax, at the risks of perhaps prompting another attack byal Qaeda-and of releasing very graphic images to people who might find them disturbing.[1]

[10]Several photos of the aftermath of the raid were given to-Reuters-by an anonymous Pakistani security official, but though all appeared to be authentic, they were taken after the U.S. forces had left and none of them included evidence regarding bin Laden's fate.-[11]

[12]On May 6, it was reported that an al-Qaeda website acknowledged bin Laden's death.

[13]-On May 11,-Republican-senator and-Senate Armed Services Committee-member-Jim Inhofe-stated he had viewed "gruesome" photographs of bin Laden's corpse, and later confirmed that the body "was him", adding, "He's history".

[14]

Lack of physical evidence!!!

Burial at sea!!!

Something dodgy is going on!!
 
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Osama bin Laden death conspiracy theories

The-death of Osama bin Laden-gave rise to various-conspiracy theories,-hoaxes, and rumors.

[1]-These include the ideas that bin Laden had been dead for years, or is still alive. Doubts about bin Laden's death were fueled by the U.S. military's disposal of his body at sea,

[2]-the decision to not release any photographic or DNA evidence of bin Laden's death to the public,

[3]-the contradicting accounts of the incident (with the official story on the raid appearing to change or directly contradict previous assertions),

[4]-and the 25-minute blackout during the raid on bin Laden's compound during which a live feed from cameras mounted on the helmets of the U.S. special forces was cut off.[5]

[6]On May 2, 2011, an image purporting to show a dead bin Laden was broadcast on Pakistani television. Though the story was picked up by much of the British press, as well the-Associated Press, it was swiftly removed from websites after it was exposed as a fake on-Twitter.[7]

[8]On May 4, the-Obama administration-announced it would not release any images of bin Laden's dead body.

[9]-The administration had considered releasing the photos to dispel rumors of a hoax, at the risks of perhaps prompting another attack byal Qaeda-and of releasing very graphic images to people who might find them disturbing.[1]

[10]Several photos of the aftermath of the raid were given to-Reuters-by an anonymous Pakistani security official, but though all appeared to be authentic, they were taken after the U.S. forces had left and none of them included evidence regarding bin Laden's fate.-[11]

[12]On May 6, it was reported that an al-Qaeda website acknowledged bin Laden's death.

[13]-On May 11,-Republican-senator and-Senate Armed Services Committee-member-Jim Inhofe-stated he had viewed "gruesome" photographs of bin Laden's corpse, and later confirmed that the body "was him", adding, "He's history".

[14]

Lack of physical evidence!!!

Burial at sea!!!

Something dodgy is going on!!

Mkuu kahtaan,

Ngoja tumsubiri Mkuu wa chuo, mie nipo pembeni naandaa faluda kwa ajili futari, teh teh the.

Huwa nacheka sana kuna jamaa humu kaandika eti Osama alikuwa analima mchicha pembeni ya nyumba yake, wake zake wakishiwa pesa wakaanza kuuza dhahabu zao mikufu na pete.

Osama alikuwa anajificha kwa kuvaa kofia ya cow boy.
 
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Mkuu kahtaan,

Ngoja tumsubiri Mkuu wa chuo, mie nipo pembeni naandaa faluda kwa ajili futari, teh teh the.

Huwa nacheka sana kuna jamaa humu kaandika eti Osama alikuwa analima mchicha pembeni ya nyumba yake, wake zake wakishiwa pesa wakaanza kuuza dhahabu zao mikufu na pete.

Osama alikuwa anajificha kwa kuvaa kofia ya cow boy.

Teh teh teh teh.
Mambo ya faluda tunayajua sisi tu kaka!
Na huyo jamaa kasahau matembele na viazi vitamu!
Manake ustadhi alikuwa anapenda sana

Teh teh teh teh!
 
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MIMI naamini Osama yupo hai
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Pia,Naamini Osama hajawahi kuwa adui wa Marekani
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Pia naamini Osama mpaka sasa anaishi Marekani
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Tafadhalini,msiniulize nilikoyatolea haya,NI MIMI BINAFSI NDO NAAMINI HIVYO
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It's better we keep it that way!
 
kwanza nikushukuru bwana kahtaan kwa kuja na hizo hoja bila hiyana nitaanza kupangua moja baada ya nyingine haya twende kazi...
Osama bin Laden death conspiracy theories

The-death of Osama bin Laden-gave rise to various-conspiracy theories,-hoaxes, and rumors.

[1]-These include the ideas that bin Laden had been dead for years, or is still alive. Doubts about bin Laden's death were fueled by the U.S. military's disposal of his body at sea,
hizo ni assumptions ambazo zilikuwepo tu kati ya hizo kwamba alikufa miaka mingi au bado yupo hai si za kweli kwa sababu kati ya hizo hazipo ambazo rais wa USA alitangaza, lakini katika ile operation ambayo ilifanikiwa moja kwa moja rais wa USA Obama aliutangazia ulimwengu bin Laden ameuawa, kuhusiana na mwili kutupwa baharini kama unavyosema sababu uliniambia baharini hawaziki, sababu zilikwisha tolewa na kwenye mabandiko yangu huko nyuma nimeonyesha. sababu zilitolewa...

[2]-the decision to not release any photographic or DNA evidence of bin Laden's death to the public,
nafikiri kwa hilo pia sababu zilikwisha tolewa, au unaamini kwamba waki release ndio utaamini ndio ukweli? kwa sababu haya mambo yametendeka hata kule Abbottabad watu wanajua hivyo...

[3]-the contradicting accounts of the incident (with the official story on the raid appearing to change or directly contradict previous assertions),
labda hapo ungeonyesha zaidi ili tuzame in detail...

[4]-and the 25-minute blackout during the raid on bin Laden's compound during which a live feed from cameras mounted on the helmets of the U.S. special forces was cut off.[5]
duh! kwa hiyo ni moja ya kuamini hizi ni story za kina Rambo kama unavyosema wewe na bwana Ritz, hapo issue ni kwamba Operation ilifanyika.

[6]On May 2, 2011, an image purporting to show a dead bin Laden was broadcast on Pakistani television. Though the story was picked up by much of the British press, as well the-Associated Press, it was swiftly removed from websites after it was exposed as a fake on-Twitter.[7]
kuhusiana na image hazijawahi wekwa wala hazikuwahi kutolewa na USA na Obama alisema hawatazitoa kama sijakosea, vinginevyo uniambie image alivyofariki muda mrefu kama inavyodhaniwa na wengine. na zile image walizokuwa wanaweka ilikuwa ni photoshop...

[8]On May 4, the-Obama administration-announced it would not release any images of bin Laden's dead body.
hewala, hapo tunaenda sawa na mimi ndicho nilichokuwa naongea hicho...

[9]-The administration had considered releasing the photos to dispel rumors of a hoax, at the risks of perhaps prompting another attack byal Qaeda-and of releasing very graphic images to people who might find them disturbing.[1]
Yeah, na hizo taarifa ndizo zilizotolewa labda uje na hoja kupinga hapo...

[10]Several photos of the aftermath of the raid were given to-Reuters-by an anonymous Pakistani security official, but though all appeared to be authentic, they were taken after the U.S. forces had left and none of them included evidence regarding bin Laden's fate.-[11]
hapo inatakiwa citation zaidi...

[12]On May 6, it was reported that an al-Qaeda website acknowledged bin Laden's death.
sasa hapo unachopinga ni kipi haswa? maana unaleta ushahidi wa kujipinga mwenyewe kumbe hata Al Qaeda walikubali, ukirudi kwenye mabandiko yangu tar 16 June 2011 Al Zawahiri aliweza kuwa kiongozi wa Al Qaeda hapo ni baada ya Osama kuuawa...

[13]-On May 11,-Republican-senator and-Senate Armed Services Committee-member-Jim Inhofe-stated he had viewed "gruesome" photographs of bin Laden's corpse, and later confirmed that the body "was him", adding, "He's history".
yeah, hapo kumbe ndio unazidi kuthibitisha wewe mwenyewe, what more can i say!

[14]

Lack of physical evidence!!!

Burial at sea!!!

Something dodgy is going on!!
kumbe physical evidence mpaka kuona mwili wake? vipi kuhusiana na ile operation iliyoendeshwa pale Abbottabad na ikafanikiwa vipi na kuhusu mke wake kuthibitisha...
halafu kuhusiana na kuzikwa baharini sababu zilikwisha tolewa...

bwana kahtaan nafikiri tunaweza endelea...
 
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