Massive Two Rivers mall in Nairobi aggressively conquers East & Central Africa shopping experience

[1 Africa]

This people are a problem!!!!

Wana measure buildings na number of floors pia!!!

Haha... I remember this... I almost cracked a rib.

 

[Naby Keita]

In which county?

Nisaidie kuchagua nikararue wapi

 

[Melvin 16]

Hata ingekua bigger zaidi ya Kenya sie na mall ni vitu vi 2 tofaut humo labda wangefugia bata tu

Hahahahaaaaaaa chief umaua nimecheka sana

 

[Samm999]

Yes bro i have been there huko ndo napataga those loose kenyan chicks tena pale junction mall nikizamaga na kiswahili changu cha bongo najibebea tu hao dada zenu

Ooooh please!!! Show me one chic in Nairobi who likes that hideous Tanzanian accent mkiongea kiswahili out off Mombasa everyone else scatters it sounds soooo bad..... In Mombasa its Arabs and swahilis and Somalis so Tanzanians can't score chics there!!!!!


Nairobi kupata mresh anabonga swa majanga!!!!!


Kupata mwenye anapenda swa ya Tanzania woi!!!!!.... .


Utaenda kuambia chica wa Nairobi et "wacha longo longo" akuache....... Mse chill najua unatembea Nairobi unaona chics wa kiuk, wasomali, waoromo, wakale, waborana, wagode, wakisii unamezea tu juu hamko lgi moja nao.... Sasa unakuja JF kupamba ego yako after umefanto kuwaf*ck #TEAMFISIWEWE

 

[Naby Keita]

Ooooh please!!! Show me one chic in Nairobi who likes that hideous Tanzanian accent mkiongea kiswahili out off Mombasa everyone else scatters it sounds soooo bad..... In Mombasa its Arabs and swahilis and Somalis so Tanzanians can't score chics there!!!!!


Nairobi kupata mresh anabonga swa majanga!!!!!


Kupata mwenye anapenda swa ya Tanzania woi!!!!!.... .


Utaenda kuambia chica wa Nairobi et "wacha longo longo" akuache....... Mse chill najua unatembea Nairobi unaona chics wa kiuk, wasomali, waoromo, wakale, waborana, wagode, wakisii unamezea tu juu hamko lgi moja nao.... Sasa unakuja JF kupamba ego yako after umefanto kuwaf*ck #TEAMFISIWEWE

Acha taarabu wewe nugu leta dadako kama hatahama kwenu

 

[Naby Keita]

Ooooh please!!! Show me one chic in Nairobi who likes that hideous Tanzanian accent mkiongea kiswahili out off Mombasa everyone else scatters it sounds soooo bad..... In Mombasa its Arabs and swahilis and Somalis so Tanzanians can't score chics there!!!!!


Nairobi kupata mresh anabonga swa majanga!!!!!


Kupata mwenye anapenda swa ya Tanzania woi!!!!!.... .


Utaenda kuambia chica wa Nairobi et "wacha longo longo" akuache....... Mse chill najua unatembea Nairobi unaona chics wa kiuk, wasomali, waoromo, wakale, waborana, wagode, wakisii unamezea tu juu hamko lgi moja nao.... Sasa unakuja JF kupamba ego yako after umefanto kuwaf*ck #TEAMFISIWEWE

Haha unawaonea wivu dadazako nao wakula kama umejam uje ujionee mwenyewe

 

[Samm999]

Nisaidie kuchagua nikararue wapi

Wewe kazana kufanto juu ya wasichana wakenya na hyo Tanzanian accent yako

 

[Samm999]

Acha taarabu wewe nugu leta dadako kama hatahama kwenu

Psychology 101 I touched a nerve ikakuuma Sasa umeanza kuenda personal.... GOODNIGHT FALA......

 

[Naby Keita]

Wewe kazana kufanto juu ya wasichana wakenya na hyo Tanzanian accent yako
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Hamna kitu hao njaa zimejaa hadi matakoni mtoe tu mpige tusker 2 3 unaenda kupiga mzigo

 

[Naby Keita]

Psychology 101 I touched a nerve ikakuuma Sasa umeanza kuenda personal.... GOODNIGHT FALA......

Ndo unasema??? Haha maboya mnawakaga kwa kitu kidogo nshawazoea nenda kalale na dadako kwa hio 2 bedroom apartment

 

[MK254]

Hehehe!! sam999 mambongolala yatakutii, jamaa wewe ni shughuli aisei..... Nacheka hapa hadi watu wananiona chizi.

 

[bagamoyo]

''Massive Two Rivers mall in Nairobi aggressively conquers East & Central Africa shopping experience''

Kwanza kabla ya kulazimisha ma - Malls na Supermarkets kwenye nchi zingine, kwanza jifunze ''customer behaviour'' zao kama zinafanana na wale wa ''Nairobians'' baada ya hapo fanya proper ''customer behaviour analysis'' uone kama wapo kama wewe kitabia au la. Kama wapo tofauti katika tabia-za-manunuzi yao usijisumbue kuwatangazia au kuwajengea malls na supermarkets utapata hasara kubwa kibiashara.

 

[Naby Keita]

Hehehe!! sam999 mambongolala yatakutii, jamaa wewe ni shughuli aisei..... Nacheka hapa hadi watu wananiona chizi.

Mshatii kwa kujazana humu jf mall ya kimataifa

 

[Naby Keita]

Kwanza kabla ya kulazimisha ma - Malls na Supermarkets kwenye nchi zingine, kwanza jifunze ''customer behaviour'' zao kama zinafanana na wale wa ''Nairobians'' baada ya hapo fanya proper ''customer behaviour analysis'' uone kama wapo kama wewe kitabia au la. Kama wapo tofauti katika tabia-za-manunuzi yao usijisumbue kuwatangazia au kuwajengea malls na supermarkets utapata hasara kubwa kibiashara.

Wanawajengea tu ma foreigners waliojazana kwao wao majanga tu

 

[nomasana]

''Massive Two Rivers mall in Nairobi aggressively conquers East & Central Africa shopping experience''

Kwanza kabla ya kulazimisha ma - Malls na Supermarkets kwenye nchi zingine, kwanza jifunze ''customer behaviour'' zao kama zinafanana na wale wa ''Nairobians'' baada ya hapo fanya proper ''customer behaviour analysis'' uone kama wapo kama wewe kitabia au la. Kama wapo tofauti katika tabia-za-manunuzi yao usijisumbue kuwatangazia au kuwajengea malls na supermarkets utapata hasara kubwa kibiashara.

tanzanians are very useless.its your money yet "naomba uniuzie...." WTF? naomba nini? siombi chochote. i got the money you got the goods/service now lets do business or lets part ways. watanzania na omba omba zao nkt nkt but then again tanzanians are experts at begging that is why they are allover kenya begging for scraps. kenyans will never be beggers hiyo upuzi ni ya watanzania

 

[bagamoyo]

tanzanians are very useless.its your money yet "naomba uniuzie...." WTF? naomba nini? siombi chochote. i got the money you got the goods/service now lets do business or lets part ways. watanzania na omba omba zao nkt nkt but then again tanzanians are experts at begging that is why they are allover kenya begging for scraps. kenyans will never be beggers hiyo upuzi ni ya watanzania

Cheki watu ''uswahilini'' Nairobi Kenya jinsi wanavyolalamika serikali ya County ya Nairobi isivyowajali mfano huu wa videoi

Barabara za Juja, Dondora, Eastleigh jijini Nairobi mtasema hamzijali kwa kuwa mna ''leafy'' areas za Gigiri n.k na mtaleta ''Dolphins'' ktk 'malls' zenu wakati uswahilnii hali ni mbaya sana na mnaona aibu kuweka wazi dunia ione

Works begins on one of Nairobi's worst road a day after protests


Source: NTV Kenya

 

[Melvin 16]

tanzanians are very useless.its your money yet "naomba uniuzie...." WTF? naomba nini? siombi chochote. i got the money you got the goods/service now lets do business or lets part ways. watanzania na omba omba zao nkt nkt but then again tanzanians are experts at begging that is why they are allover kenya begging for scraps. kenyans will never be beggers hiyo upuzi ni ya watanzania

Hiyo ni culture wangu na ukarimu wetu ndo tulivyokuzwa hutaki acha. Omba omba embu njoo moshi hapa uje kuona ndugu zako wakenya wanavyopata tabu na tunawasitiri na huo ukarimu wetu hawanavibali vya kazi wala nini kwa jina lingine ni illegal immigrants lakini tunaishi nao vizuri tu wakina njoroge,bonno you name it..

 

[Samm999]

Hehehe!! sam999 mambongolala yatakutii, jamaa wewe ni shughuli aisei..... Nacheka hapa hadi watu wananiona chizi.

Hawa jamaa mazombie aisee!!!!

Tume post thread ya mall..... Wakaanzisha ushindani wenyewe bila kujipanga Sasa wanaona wamelemewa wanaanza et oooh Tanzania consumers behaviour is different!!!!! Please....... We all see how diamond behaves when shooting all his videos in either Kenya or Cape Town!!!!.... Zote huwa kwa mall..... Vanessa mdee ni mkenya (she has spent all her teenage life in kenyan high schools and universities) so sitamuingilia but she is similar!!!!!

 

[Samm999]

Hiyo ni culture wangu na ukarimu wetu ndo tulivyokuzwa hutaki acha. Omba omba embu njoo moshi hapa uje kuona ndugu zako wakenya wanavyopata tabu na tunawasitiri na huo ukarimu wetu hawanavibali vya kazi wala nini kwa jina lingine ni illegal immigrants lakini tunaishi nao vizuri tu wakina njoroge,bonno you name it..

When kikwete visited Kenya this is what he said:


Kenya is the 3rd largest investor in Tanzania with nearly 2bn$ investment yearly

"Every smart leader will look for market for their country," said the Tanzanian leader. He said Kenya's investments in Tanzania had employed 56,000 people who were "now able to marry or get married and live well with their spouses." The MPs laughed.




Soo chap chap oga uende kazini kabla mkenya akupe kalamu!!!

 

[Jamaa_Mbishi]

Located in the most affluent locations near gigiri,which hosts many embassies and middle class,Two rivers is a mammoth of its kind,impressive design and on top notch.The mall is now on its final glass cladding phase and is set to host worlds most prestigious super brands.The mall is tipped huge in sq m coverage and has two imposing towers.Dolphins are going to be introduced into the Mall as it is set to have numerous water features and fountains.Geza ulole na longolongo zake yuaona haya kwa kumeza damu chungu hapa hehe,na je atauweza ulimbwende na ujanja wa +254?

Are the items sold there expired, because this is a trend for many African malls, selling expired items.