Matani WANAUME V/S WANAWAKE

[proton pump]

Ukiwa unatembea njiani halafu ukakuta mwanamke kasimama anakuangalia hadi unakata kona,basi jua huyo alikuwa anajamba kimya kimya.

Alikua anataka kukojoa lkn akakuogopa

 

[ms_mimi]

Haaaa haaaaa [emoji85][emoji85]

 

[Culture Me]

Ukiwa unatembea njiani halafu ukakuta mwanamke kasimama anakuangalia hadi unakata kona,basi jua huyo alikuwa anajamba kimya kimya.

lol, crazy[emoji23]

 

[simpasa 202]

Mwanamkeee

 

[No Escape]

Wanawake ni watu pekee wanaosingizia wanaume tuna Vibamia kumbe wao ndio wana Mabwawa!

 

[Wild sniper]

Mwanamke ndio kiumbe pekee duniani. ambae ikitokea ananyeshewa na mvua anafunika nywele na rambo anaacha mwili uloe. Yani bora apate homa sio kuloa wigi.

 

[Da Lu]

Wanaume n kiumbe pekee chenye mkia mbele[emoji85]

 

[Deejay nasmile]

Mwanaume ni kiumbe pekee chenye kutaka kuchepuka lakin hakitaki kuchepukiwa...

Imenigusa

 

[Deejay nasmile]

Wanaume n kiumbe pekee chenye mkia mbele[emoji85]

Duh

 

[sab]

Mnawachokoza hao viumbe , subiri muambiwe hampigi mechi hadi mnywe mchuzi wa pweza,

Mi nilisha apa kutotaniana na wanawake kabisa maana hao viumbe nguvu yao ipo mdomoni na wanaume nguvu yao ipo kwenye misuli , hivyo shauri yenu mkidhalilika mi simo

 

[byongo]

Wanaume n kiumbe pekee chenye mkia mbele[emoji85]

Umenifurahishajeeee[emoji3] [emoji3] [emoji108]

 

[Abbasfarudume]

Wanawake wanabinjuka mguu mpaka ukutani awaogopi lkn mende anaogopa

 

[Abbasfarudume]

Mnawachokoza hao viumbe , subiri muambiwe hampigi mechi hadi mnywe mchuzi wa pweza,

Mi nilisha apa kutotaniana na wanawake kabisa maana hao viumbe nguvu yao ipo mdomoni na wanaume nguvu yao ipo kwenye misuli , hivyo shauri yenu mkidhalilika mi simo

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[barafuyamoto]

Baadhi ya wanawake mashavu yao ya chini yamefura kama yanapuliza moto uliogoma kuwaka!!

 

[simba jike]

Wanaume mipumbu yao inaning'inia kama mapapai mabichi na wakiwa hawana hela mipumbu inasinyaa

 

[Da Lu]

Umenifurahishajeeee[emoji3] [emoji3] [emoji108]

[emoji3][emoji3][emoji3] agiza pepsi ya baridiii huku uendelee kufurahia zaid

 

[Deejay nasmile]

Wanaume mipumbu yao inaning'inia kama mapapai mabichi na wakiwa hawana hela mipumbu inasinyaa

Daaah

 

[Tz mbongo]

wanaume wanatafuta utajiri kwa jasho hatanjia zisizo rasmi ila mwanamke anafaidi matunda ya utajiri huo.

Kwenye kufaidi matunda ya utajiri wanawake nao wanalazimika kutoa Ile njia isiyo rasmi pia.

 

[amayabhu]

Wanaume n kiumbe pekee chenye mkia mbele[emoji85]

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[Bitter pill]

Mwanaume mfedheheshe na matusi yote hatojali,ukitaka umuweze mwambie shughuli kitandani haiwezi anakupa shombo tu!!!


Atakuchukia mpaka siku anaenda kaburini.

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