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Muone kwanza nywele kama mkutano wa inzi
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Mentor said:
Eti wewe ni mchafu mpaka ukitema mate yanakuwa mbolea!!!
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Muone kwanza kikwapata kinatoa harufu mpaka mbu wanakufa. Twende twende unakwenda kama unarudi , ndio maana una migulu baja
 
dah @Mentor we ni munouma, ila angalia bana matani yanatakiwa yawe uongo sasa naona kuna mengine yafanana na ukweli hahahahahahhaha
nasikia meno yako yameungua kama umeng'ata mav*
 

Kwenda huko we mentor umekonda hadi unaweza kuchungulia kwa tundu l ufunguo na macho zote mbili
 
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Munkari said:
hahahahahaha! Loh! Hadi medondosha pua!!
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munkari eti nasikia kwenu mbagala mmuzoea kubanana kwenye daladala mpaka siku umekwenda kwenye jengo lenye lift ulipofungua walioko ndona wakakuambia imejaa eti ukawajibu ntasimama

cc kwa Mentor
 
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Piere. Fm said:
Muone Macho kama fundi saa kapoteza nati.
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Ndiyo maana kwenu mko wengi mpaka chai mnakunywa na sprinkler!

Ablessed said:
Muone kwanza kikwapata kinatoa harufu mpaka mbu wanakufa. Twende twende unakwenda kama unarudi , ndio maana una migulu baja
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NDo maana wewe umekonda hadi unavaa pedi na suspenders!

Munkari said:
hahahahahaha! Loh! Hadi medondosha pua!!
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Ahahahahahahahahaha...ndo maana una mapengo mengi mpaka ulimi wako unakaa kama uko jela!lol

toghocho said:
dah @Mentor we ni munouma, ila angalia bana matani yanatakiwa yawe uongo sasa naona kuna mengine yafanana na ukweli hahahahahahhaha
nasikia meno yako yameungua kama umeng'ata mav*
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Lol...ndo maana TV yenu ni nzee mpaka mnaizimaga kwa maji!

kitalolo said:
Kwenda huko we mentor umekonda hadi unaweza kuchungulia kwa tundu l ufunguo na macho zote mbili
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Wewe umekonda mpaka hujitawaza na uzi badala ya tissue pepa!lol (una undugu na Munkari)
 
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Mentor muone kwanza ndevu kama nyaya za umeme , nywele kama fagio la chuma
 
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Mentor said:
Hahahahaha nimeshindwa kujizuia kwa hili:
Paw una sura mbaya hadi ukilia machozi yanaenda juu...lol! ( Cc: King'asti)
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Una sura mbaya mpaka mtoto akiwa analia wakimuwekea picha yako ananyamaza.
 
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Bora ganda la kibiriti....kiwembe kimelazwa lkn miguu haifiki chini!
 
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