Mazee... Demu wangu kanifurahisha kinyama!!

[Aurora]

And who told u that we always mean what we say
shokolomageni

 

[Padri Mcharo]

Hata hao ex zake alikuwa anawaambia hivyo hivyo.. na bado akapigwa chini..

Hakupigwa chini bana... Anasema yeye ndio aliwapiga chini.....
Umeona hapo?????? Mie kidume wewe... Demu kanikubali.... Usinonee wivu mzee....
Niko juu... Kama kichuguu....

[HASHTAG]#Chief[/HASHTAG] Eng.

 

[typing]

Mijitu mingine bana.... Sasa hapo ushoga unaingia vipi....
Shoga mie au huyu demu wangu mzee....

Au unanitafuta tu mchana huu....
Nitakuibukia huko uliko nikupige Pump wewe mpaka uimbe a e i o u...

[HASHTAG]#Chief[/HASHTAG] Eng.

We ushaona wap mwanaume halis anapenda kusifiwa? Dalili za ushoga hzo shaul yako tafuta tiba mapema

 

[Machakoz]

Haya hongera kwa sifa

 

[legend Babushka]

Mtafute Samson akueleze kipindi anashawishiwa na Delilah

 

[mbere]

Chief Engineer, you need deliverance seriously.

Amen
Sasaaa unasali kwa Mzee wa upako?

 

[Smart911]

Hakupigwa chini bana... Anasema yeye ndio aliwapiga chini.....
Umeona hapo?????? Mie kidume wewe... Demu kanikubali.... Usinonee wivu mzee....
Niko juu... Kama kichuguu....

[HASHTAG]#Chief[/HASHTAG] Eng.

Na wewe akishakutumia atakupiga chini...

 

[Padri Mcharo]

ww jamaa una umri gan? mbona huish kujisifia sifia katika post zako...badilika kiongozi

ACHA UJINGA WEWE!!!
Najisifia au nimesema nasifiwa na demu wangu.... Au unasoma kulia kwenda kushoto!!
We najua umenionea wivu tuu...

[HASHTAG]#Chief[/HASHTAG] Eng.

 

[Sky Eclat]

Aunti cjaelewa una maanisha nini.... Kwamba nahitaji nini... Kujifungua???

[HASHTAG]#Chief[/HASHTAG] Eng.

No, unahitaji kufunguliwa mkuu.

 

[mamaafacebook II]

Hahahaha, kweli mkuu huenda kiyama kinajongea upande wetu tartiibu!

Mwenzangu tuhame mwenye Uzi tunamwaribia

 

[kedekede]

Niaje Wazeiyaaaaaaaaah....

EBANA SAWA:
Mnajua nini??? Mie nina demu wangu... sawa mazee!!
Na huyu demu wangu is that kind of a girl like many other girls are:
"used".

Sasa kama mnavojua msimamo wangu wa:
Sitokuja kuoa mwanamke used kamwe... Labda NIFE.
Na kila kukicha huwa napiga makelele sana humu kuwasihi vijana wenzangu wasioe wanawake used kwani madhara yake ni mengi, mabaya na yanajulikana....

Na kwa kuwa aina ya mwanamke nayemuhitaji mie for real life hapatikani kirahisi rahisi (kama navowapataga mademu wengine akiwamo huyu) nikaona daaah mwanaume nisije nikafa kwa punyeto bureee... Wakat natafuta my future wife (BIKRA) let me hang out with this girl for a while (just for leisure).
Mmeona hapo???????

SASA BASI:
Muda wa kuwa serious umefika sasa... I am tired with this leisure relationship...
Kwanza gharama tuu.. Halafu nakosa freedom kufanya mitkasi yangu kibao...
Na inakua ngumu kupata future wife wakat bado niko kwenye active bond na huyu bibie...

Nafanyeje sasa???? Nampiga chini kila mtu ashike 50 zake ki roho safi kabisaaa...

Juzi Alhamisi usiku nikamtext:

Chief: Jay.... Mi naona relation yetu haina future nzuri... Naona ni bora kila
mtu akawa free... But tutaendelea kupeana support until everyone has moved on...

Bibie: No.. Chief... Sitaki kukupoteza hata kidogo. Nilipokupata nilijua wewe ndio mwanaume
wangu wa mwisho, sitompenda mwingine mpaka nakufa.

Chief: Najua... Lakin mie naona sitoweza.. Mind yangu inakataa kabisa.

Bibie: No plz... Chief nakupenda kuliko watu wote nilowahi kuwa nao. Tusiachane.

Basi alivonitumia hiyo text ya mwisho mwenzenu nimefurahi kinyama...

Mnajua kwanini?????
Demu anapokuambia anakukubali wewe kuliko mashkaji yote yaliyompitia maana yake nini:
1. Mimi nina msugua ipasavyo kuliko huto tushkaji... Anapagawa.
2. Mimi ni handsome kuliko huto tu ex twake.
3. Kiuchumi niko juu compared na huto tujamaa..
4. Kifupi mie niko more romantic yani!!

Yaani mazee nimefurahi kinyama nilivo ambiwa hivo..
Nimezidi kujisikia katika wanaume namie nimo. Nahesabika. Demu kadata. Kapagawa.
Niko juuu...

At least naanza kufikira kubadili uamuzi wangu endapo akiendelea kunisifia namna hiyo.

[HASHTAG]#Chief[/HASHTAG] Eng.

Ladies are very good pretenders ndugu yangu,ni waongo,nachukia mtu kusema uwongo wakati ukweli anao,bora me mtu aniambie ukweli simfikishi popote kuliko sifa za uwongo baadaye tukigombana anasema vitu tofauti,either ili anaikwaze au ndio ukweli wenyewe!

 

[Patience123]

Ndio.. Nilifata ushauri wenu tatizo likaisha... Ndio maana demu kanikubali kinyama....
Zoezi kwa sana, Punyeto pitia kuleee, dona kwa sana, chipsi yai tupa hukooo...

[HASHTAG]#Chief[/HASHTAG] Eng.

Chifu...

Bhwahahahahahahhahahahahaha...

 

[Joanah]

Afadhali.... Ni wadada wachache sana humu wasio na chuki namie... Mmojawapo ni wewe.
So much... So much Luv you. From the bottom of my heart.

[HASHTAG]#Chief[/HASHTAG] Eng.

Ila chief unapenda sifa asee
Ningekua mchawi ningeibuka hadi ulipo ili nione ulivyo handsome

 

[Rene Jr.]

Mwenzangu tuhame mwenye Uzi tunamwaribia

Kweli bana, tuwe waungwana tusijemharbia furaha yake huyu mkuu. Twende tukakae pale chini ya mwembe!

 

[Titus Dickson]

Yani Maneno tu Yashakujaza upepo, ukute hata wengine pia waliwahi Kuambiwa hivo hivo..

 

[Honey Faith]

Hautujui sie aiseee tunaweza kupretend kuliko unavyofikiria

 

[Good Father]

Itakua we bado ni mgeni na huwajui wanawake hata kidogo mkuu
Hizo kauli za kawaida sana na inaonesha unaweza kua tricked kirahisi sana na mwanamke

 

[Titus Dickson]

Moja Kati Ya makosa Mbayo utaja kuyafanya ni Pamoja na Hili La Kuamini Maneno ya Wanawake... take care of that, Huyo sio Mama yako ohooooo.....

 

[Padri Mcharo]

Ila chief unapenda sifa asee
Ningekua mchawi ningeibuka hadi ulipo ili nione ulivyo handsome

😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀
Cheki tu avatar yangu hapo.... Then nipe marks...

[HASHTAG]#Chief[/HASHTAG] Eng.

 

[Padri Mcharo]

Kweli bana, tuwe waungwana tusijemharbia furaha yake huyu mkuu. Twende tukakae pale chini ya mwembe!

Nyie si mwanamke na mwanaume nyie.... Shauri yenu.....

[HASHTAG]#Chief[/HASHTAG] Eng.