Mazee, kila nikimkumbuka ex-gf wangu lazima nijilipue, hii imekaaje!!?

Emmadogo · Sep 23, 2016

jje's said:
wataalamu wa nini kwa mfano? wa nyeto au?

ndio nyeto

jje's · Sep 23, 2016

Emmadogo said:
ndio nyeto

ok

Yrsozigwa · Sep 23, 2016

Chief Engineer said:
Niaje wazeiyaaah...
Mko Bwaxx..

EBANA SAWA :
Mnakumbuka nikiwaambiaga kuwa nilikua na demu (first lover) toka mwaka 2011 mpaka mwaka huu mwanzon.... Huyo manzi (actually she is 6 years younger than me) nilianza kumgegedua tangu yuko form two (mie nimemaliza six by that time)

Basi toka hiyo form two nilikua namgegedua tuuu mpaka anamaliza four, kafeli mie ninae tuu (kila nikienda likizo au field kutoka chuo naenda najipozea likizo nzima)

Anyway that's not the big deal.
And here is the deal....

Baada ya kuamua kumpiga chini early this year (kadogo kanapenda penda hela pamoja na vijimapungufu vingine nikaona hakafai kuwa ka wife material)
Basi soon ghafla bin vuuu haikupita hata Mwezi nikaopoa manzi mwingine mkali mzuri (nalingana nae age)
Hapendi pendi hela, ana akili za kiutu uzima (very ideal wife material for sure)

Baada ya historia fupi hapo juu,

TATIZO NI HIVI
C mnajua tena mapenz ya first lover yalivo.. Yaan hata kama akimpata barafu wa moyo yupi, yule wa kwanza hatoki akilini (tena afadhali yetu sie wanaume)
Sasa sometimes akija akilini (especially mida ya night hivi nimelala)
Nikikumbuka nilivokua namgegedua kwa tangu kule Tabora mpaka alivohamia kambi ya Mizinga moro basi kwa kasi ya AJABU
Hisia huwa zinani panda (na bahat mbaya manzi wangu mpya silali nae nyumba moja) basi NAJIKUTA nimenyakua mto au taulo najilipua ka goli kamoja pyuuuuu mawazo yanaisha na usingiz huoooo nalala.

Mazee nifanyeje niondokane na huu ugonjwa????
Jana tu nimejilipua usiku.
nimechoka kujigegedua jamani..

Tiririkeni maushauri yenu mazuri mazuri hapa chini.

[HASHTAG]#Chief[/HASHTAG] Eng

Yaan we ni x girlfriend kuna jamaa leo tumemzika kisa x wife tena alishaoa mwengine baada ya kuachana na huyo x wake lkn bado roho yke haikuridhika
Pendeni kidogo jaman msizame sana wanawake wanamengi mnoo

Paul Buchira · Sep 23, 2016

Loeli said:
Ulaaniwe na kizazi chako kuanzia cha kwanza hadi cha NNE. Mabinti utakaozaa watazinishwa na kuachwa na kufelishwa shule. Yaani binti mdogo form two under 15 years unamchezea for almost 6 years. Anaacha concentration ya masomo anafeli na mwishowe unamuacha? Tena unamwandika JF kwa lugha ya kumdhalilisha. Wa kwako watadhalalishwa Mara 100. Wanawake tiamke tuombee mabinti zetu usiku na mchana. Moyo umeniuma mpaka kitovu kilichotoa wanangu.

Maneno yako yameniuma sana nimekumbuka maneno ya mama kipipidi niko mdogo,alipenda sana kucc tusifanye michezo michafu nisumu sana wanangu.

moto wa maji · Sep 23, 2016

Emmadogo said:
Hivi kwa wataalamu. Mtu unaweza kujilipua vitatu mfululizo??

ehh unaweza,ila unachukua half tym kdgo then unaendlea, vip mkuu we unajilipuaga kimoja tu

moto wa maji · Sep 23, 2016

MKUU SAIVI UNAMKUMBUKA SABABU UNAPIGA KAMOJA TU, ONGEZA JUHUDI UWE UNA PIGA VITATU KWA SIKU HAPO HUTOMKUMBUKA TENA YANI ASBH ,MCHANA,JIONI

Padri Mcharo · Sep 23, 2016

moto wa maji said:
ehh unaweza,ila unachukua half tym kdgo then unaendlea, vip mkuu we unajilipuaga kimoja tu

Vitatu??? Mbona mie nashindwaga????
Nikirusha kimoja tuu hoi usingizi huooo Naanza na kujilaumu leo mwanzo na mwisho.

[HASHTAG]#Chief[/HASHTAG] Eng

Padri Mcharo · Sep 23, 2016

mijikamimi said:
Maneno yako yameniuma sana nimekumbuka maneno ya mama kipipidi niko mdogo,alipenda sana kucc tusifanye michezo michafu nisumu sana wanangu.

Weweee huo ni mkwala mbuzi tuu.
MADEM si wanajifanyaga wajanja kutuchomoa pesa kwa kutupiga mizinga...
Sasa dawa yao ni kuwa fyokoa fyokoa then una dump... Unasepa mbele....

Eeeh ngwano ngwano tuu...

[HASHTAG]#Chief[/HASHTAG] Eng

Padri Mcharo · Sep 23, 2016

nasmapesa said:
Kinachonisikitisha ni hapo uliposema umemla mtoto wa watu toka akiwa form2 so sad kwa kweli,kweli kuna watu na nguruwe humu duniani,umekaharibia maisha then sio wife material

Nguruwe??? Yaan unamuita engineer Nguruwe!!!!!! What the https://jamii.app/JFUserGuide....
Kwan raha nilikua napata peke yangu....
Pesa zangu kala sana, kala muda wangu...
ACHA UBOYA wewe... Hata mimi pia nimeingia loss.

[HASHTAG]#Chief[/HASHTAG] Eng

kimange · Sep 23, 2016

Tatiz lako unapenda kupiga punyeto hence inasababisha image in mind ya hako kademu... acha punyeto tatizo litaisha

Padri Mcharo · Sep 23, 2016

Copa said:
Yaani wewe huyo binti wa watu ulimtumia sana na ndio maana unapata shida ya kujilipua kila mara. yaelekea ulimgeuza mke kabisa alafu unamdump? wewe mbaya sana. umeharibu mwelekeo wa binti wa watu. Hizo sababu za kumuacha hata hazina mashiko. sasa ulitegemea binti atajitimiziaje mahitaji yake bila kuwa na hela? pia bado ni mdogo ungemjenga tu na angekuwa WIFE MATERIAL unayotaka. Usione vyaelea vimeundwa atiiiiiiiii

DAAAAAAH...
Kweli bana, vimeundwa....
Hata hivo nilikagonga mzee.... Six years!!!!
Can you believe that...... Amazing.

[HASHTAG]#Chief[/HASHTAG] Eng

Padri Mcharo · Sep 23, 2016

jje's said:
wa kupoooza? kwani mna moto nyie au? jst a quick question

NDIO.
Maana nyie mmeubwa si kwa ajili nyingne Bali kutupoza wanaume tuu.. And not otherwise.
Tunawagegeda tunasepa mbele....
Ehee na nyie si mnakula hela zetu bana..
Ngoma droo..

[HASHTAG]#Chief[/HASHTAG] Eng

jje's · Sep 23, 2016

Chief Engineer said:
NDIO.
Maana nyie mmeubwa si kwa ajili nyingne Bali kutupoza wanaume tuu.. And not otherwise.
Tunawagegeda tunasepa mbele....
Ehee na nyie si mnakula hela zetu bana..
Ngoma droo..

[HASHTAG]#Chief[/HASHTAG] Eng

Hahahhahaja not true hatujaumbwa kwa ajili hiyo. Note that, tumeumbwa ili tumtukuze Mungu na si kugegedwa.

Padri Mcharo · Sep 23, 2016

jje's said:
ndo huyo niko nae so siwez mnyima

HAKUNA MWANAMKE AMBAYE ASHAWAHI KUWA NA MPENZI MMOJA TUU...
ACHA UONGO.. NITAKU GEGEDUA NAWEWE BUREEE....

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jje's · Sep 23, 2016

Chief Engineer said:
HAKUNA MWANAMKE AMBAYE ASHAWAHI KUWA NA MPENZI MMOJA TUU...
ACHA UONGO.. NITAKU GEGEDUA NAWEWE BUREEE....

[HASHTAG]#Chief[/HASHTAG] Eng

Hahahhahahahhahaha mm wa kwanza

Lavan Island · Sep 23, 2016

We utakuwa chief engineer wa mikangafu ile ya railway

mgunga pori · Sep 23, 2016

herrera said:
Tafuta kazi ya kuku-keep busy man, night unarudi umechoka unaangusha, kidogo itakupunguzia mawazo.

Ukishindwa kabisa kupata kazi ya kukuweka busy basi by the time unaanza kumuwaza cheza hata game kwenye cm au pc yako, hizo zote zikigonga mwamba basi hakikisha unapokumbatia mto usisahau na ndomu, muhimu sana hyo

Duuu mkuuuu hii hatariiii

Loeli · Sep 23, 2016

Chief Engineer said:
AISEE POVU LOTE LA NINI BIMKUBWA???
KWANI NILIKUA NAGEGEDA PAPUCHI YAKO *****??????
KUGEGEDWA AGEGEDWE MWINGINE, POVU LIKUTOKE WEWE....
HEHEHEHE......!!!!!!

[HASHTAG]#Chief[/HASHTAG] Eng

Na wa kwako watatukanwa hivyo hivyo. Utajutia maishani mwako. Kila la heri. Kwetu nimelelewa nikaiva. Ukweli nimekuambia.

Loeli · Sep 23, 2016

Chief Engineer said:
Nyie NI WA KUGEGEDWA TUU.. HAMNA NAMNA.
HEHEHEHE HEHEHEHE

[HASHTAG]#Chief[/HASHTAG] Eng

Wa kwako including wanaokuhusu wa kike. Hata mama yako yumo. With thanks.

Emmadogo · Sep 23, 2016

Chief Engineer said:
Vitatu??? Mbona mie nashindwaga????
Nikirusha kimoja tuu hoi usingizi huooo Naanza na kujilaumu leo mwanzo na mwisho.

[HASHTAG]#Chief[/HASHTAG] Eng

Maana mi najua mkono unachosha sana kuliko mwanamke sasa nashangaa Mtu apige vi3 hata kama wapumzika nusu SAA hayo magoti lazima yatakuwa yananesanesa ukitembea. Maana duu!! Vitatu

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