Mazingira gani ya hatari uliwahi kufanya mapenzi?

Mazingira gani ya hatari uliwahi kufanya mapenzi?

Dan Cooper said:
Here's my disgusting story, and the craziest far as I go.

I used to be cool with 2 broads at the same time, Ann and Jackie. Nasty cool just, nothing promised.

One day I'm chilling with Ann, movies and stuff, we didn't get to it tho. I get a call from Jackie, asking if it's cool to sin that evening. I said cool, so I figured a way to walk Ann outta the crib. Little my horny stupid self knew, Ann did read what was going on, but she kept her grill tight.

I walked Ann to the bus station. Usually I take her home, but I didn't have a luxury called time that evening. Came back to meet Jackie, and we got right to it like it was some conjugal visit, and she came late. In the middle of the race, I hear a knock on the door, it's unusual. Went to the door, it's Ann...b!tch. So I'm mad why the hell she came uninvited, and she goes..."who's in there?". I invited her for a menage-a-trois, and she took it offensively, it was offensive. Both got upset.

Short story longer, I took them to their homes, lame excusing my behaviour on the way that all I had with both was strictly fun, so I didn't owe them any explanation. They exchanged numbers and planned "a date" by themselves to debrief. Eventually, they both came back, updating how the other was talking dirt about a brother. To-date, we still chat every now and then. Jackie is in France for school, Ann works in UAE.

That's my story. My bad.
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Daby said:
Nilishafanya sehemu hatarishi nyingi Ila hii ni one among...
Mama na baba walikuwa sebuleni saa mbili wanaangalia taarifa ya habari..beki 3 yupo jikoni.kuna rafiki yake tunafahamiana siku hiyo alikuja kumsalimia beki 3. Alikuwa chumbani kwa beki 3 na mdogo wangu.

Nilichofanya nikamwita dogo sebuleni then nikazama ndani. Nikaanza kumpanga.. akakubali ila shingo upande. Ile tunaanza kuduu dogo na beki tatu wakazama wakanikuta juu nafanya yangu. Ikabidi waondoke tu.

Nilikuja kumwomba huyo dada msamaha.
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Dah! Nilimega sista mmoja wa katoliki kwenye 'nyumba' yao mbele ya Mbagala kuelekea Kibiti. Alikuwa binti mzuri sana bado hajafunga vifungo. Alitaka nimuoe. Kweli shetani huyu mbaya.
 
Nilimgegedeka demu wa mshkaji wangu asubuhi sanaaa Kabla watu hawajaamka. Demu ilikuwa zamu yake ya usafi wakati anapita korido nimamvutia chumbani kwangu akaanza kuchachawa lakini kupiga kelele hawezi nikamlazimisha akazama chumbani fasta nikamiza kazi ila wakati wa kutoka ndani kwangu hapo ni akili zilirudi nikapata uoga kumtoa
 
motonkafu said:
Hospital ni sehemu salama kabisa koz hata ukiumia unapewa dawa hapo hapo mi nilikulaga mdogo mtu chumbani kwa dadaake mazoea hujenga tabia tena mama yao alikua ananiita mkwe
Nilizoeleka wakaning'ang'ania nilale tukalala usiku dogo huku demu wangu huku mi katikati, tulijua amelala dadamtu kanivuta nikamla nilivoshuka mdogo mtu yuko dada mi sijajifunika dada kamwita sogea uku akanisogelea kabisa yani mara dada mtu kaenda haja nilitumia dk moja tu mlango twee nikarudi chini puu ikabidi nitafute cku ingine nimalizie gem na shemeji
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Afanaaalek!! We jamaa umenikumbusha mwaka 2012, Ex wangu mmoja alikua akiuza duka la stationary la mama ake pale kibaha mailimoja enzi hzo nimemaliza chuo niko mtaani nasubir ajira, basi jioni baada ya kazi kigizagiza kikisha ingia nilikua nikimgongaga ndani humohumo kwenye duka la mamaake, ninamnyanyua namueka juu ya meza ya mauzo ile sketi nilikua simvui naipandisha tu kwa juu afu chupi** nayo simvui, nafanya kuisogeza tu kwa pembeni kile kitobo kipate kuonekana pale kati😀😀😀.. nacheza kiduku kimoja balaa mwanaume.
Hahaha sasa alikua anapiga sana makelele wakati mwanaume nikichochea ukuni nakumbuka alikua anasema chukua yote, chukua yote mpenz wangu chukua yote afu kwasauti kubwa sasa ckumoja bado nusu tu, tufumwe na mlinzi.
Afu baada ya hko kito**mbo cha mmbwa mwizi, nasepa na mauzo yote ya cku shubaaaamit.
Sio siri nimeumiss UMARIOOO kwakweli, asee ukosefu wa ajira ulnifunza mengi mno.
Mungu nisamehe.
Na alikua amenizidi miaka nane yule chupi asahvi ameolewa ila kila mwaka cku yangu ya kuzaliwa ikifika lazima aniwish happybday my love.
 
Ma ndingo said:
Afanaaalek!! We jamaa umenikumbusha mwaka 2012, Ex wangu mmoja alikua akiuza duka la stationary la mama ake pale kibaha mailimoja enzi hzo nimemaliza chuo niko mtaani nasubir ajira, basi jioni baada ya kazi kigizagiza kikisha ingia nilikua nikimgongaga ndani humohumo kwenye duka la mamaake, ninamnyanyua namueka juu ya meza ya mauzo ile sketi nilikua simvui naipandisha tu kwa juu afu chupi** nayo simvui, nafanya kuisogeza tu kwa pembeni kile kitobo kipate kuonekana pale kati😀😀😀.. nacheza kiduku kimoja balaa mwanaume.
Hahaha sasa alikua anapiga sana makelele wakati mwanaume nikichochea ukuni nakumbuka alikua anasema chukua yote, chukua yote mpenz wangu chukua yote afu kwasauti kubwa sasa ckumoja bado nusu tu, tufumwe na mlinzi.
Afu baada ya hko kito**mbo cha mmbwa mwizi, nasepa na mauzo yote ya cku shubaaaamit.
Sio siri nimeumiss UMARIOOO kwakweli, asee ukosefu wa ajira ulnifunza mengi mno.
Mungu nisamehe.
Na alikua amenizidi miaka nane yule chupi asahvi ameolewa ila kila mwaka cku yangu ya kuzaliwa ikifika lazima aniwish happybday my love.
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Aaaaaah aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah aaaaaaah HATARI SANA VIJANA
 
Samboko said:
Nshafanya sehemu hatarishi mara kadhaa, lakini hii hadi nikiikumbuka sijui najionaje,
Nilikua na mahusiano na mdada mmoja hivi mme wake ni mtu mzima kiasi ambae ni boss wangu, sasa walikua jubilee ya miaka kumi ya ndoa yao tukaenda kijijini kwao kusheherekea, siku mbili baada ya sherehe mchana na mme wake yupo nje na watu wengine, mdada kanipigia simu njoo nyumba kubwa nikaenda akaniambia ana hamu ya kugegedwa nikamwambia tuende wapi sasa akasema hapahapa, nilishtuka kidogo kwa mazingira yaliyokuwepo akaanza kushushq pichu nikasema ngoja nimhudumie fasta, dk tano tayari kishapiz na bado akataka apate cha pili, anakuja kupata cha pili tumetumia zaid ya dk 15 akaridhika, lakini wakati wote huo mi akili yangu ilikua kwenye milango ya nyumba kusikiliza kama kuna mtu anakuja, ila nyumba ilikua kubwa sana na ina milango kama minne hivi hadi ufike tulipokua.
Baada ya kutoka pale nilijiona mjinga sana kukubali tufanye kule ndani hata mzee niliona sana aibu kumwangalia.
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Alaf ukitatuliwa matinda useme umeonewa siyo
 
mulafyosa said:
1.Ndani ya Bus tunatoka tour Ngorongoro tunarudi Shinyanga School ilikua Form four hiyo nilimpkata binti nikamchezea akashusha pichu na kuanza kunikatia mpaka nikajojoa
2.Room kwa binti hostel pale bibo na wenzie wanne wapo usiku nikala viuno
3. uwanja wa Basket pale Bibo nikamshikisha mtu mti

Najutia sana hayo matukio
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Mkuu Mabibo vile viwanja vina hatari sana, hapa anagegedwa mtu, pale wanavuta bangi na kushoto walokole wanapiga neno...daah sitasahau lile eneo
 
soul provider said:
Nakumbuka nikiwa darasa la 6, me na mdogo wangu tulikuwa na tabia ya kucheza kwenye banda la nguruwe la rafiki yetu. Tunapanda juu ya mbao za hilo banda na kuanza kuwatupia chakula. Siku moja sijui shetani gani alituingia tukajikuta tumewagegeda nguruwe wa kike wakubwa..
Jamani jamani jamani sitaweza kusahau like tukio, wale nguruwe walikuwa na joto la ajabu kunako na K zao kiasi kwamba ikawa ndo tabia yetu kila tunapopata nafasi basi lazma tuwagegede!

Hawa wadudu kumbe ni watamu kila kona..Mungu anisamehe kwa ile dhambi🙁
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