Mazingira gani ya hatari uliwahi kufanya mapenzi?

Mazingira gani ya hatari uliwahi kufanya mapenzi?

Kwenye mashamba ya mkonge(katani) nampakia demu naenda nae katikati huko mbali, pichu yake naitia kwenye mfuko wa nyuma wa suruali yangu nampandisha dera halafu anainama kushikilia pikipiki huku mguu wake wa kulia ameupandisha ameuweka kwenye footrest.(vijijini gesti ni porini/chaka)

*kupitia mwanga wa mbalamwezi nilimuona nyoka mkubwa(chatu) anavuka barabara za trekta anaelekea na safari yake, mimi nikaendelea na mchezo ilikuwa gemu imekolea yeye hakumuona na mimi sikumshtua.

*pikipiki na gari ya walinzi patrol ilipita ghafla ikawasha taa basi mtu mzima ikanikuta nimeshikilia kiuno cha mtoto wa watu mwanga kweupe hata kukimbia nimeshindwa.

*kuna mzee na mwezake alitufuatilia atufumanie bahati nzuri mbalamwezi ikawaonyesha wanavyotunyatia, niliwasha pikipiki mbiooo[emoji125] [emoji125]
 
Nakumbuka niko kinondoni dem wa mshkaji alitokea kunielewa na kipind anakuja home mi niko mwenyewe wakati anaingia home kuna rafiki yangu akamuona mi nkamwambia kausha tena kaa nje ncheckie akija mtu sema hawapo humu ndani dem na mshkaj wangu walizonguana dem wa kiarabu mzuri shepu dah nkala mzigo huku nje mlinz niliyemuweka akamwita bwana ake yule dem dah wakakaa nje wote japo anasema akumwita ila alipita njia akaamua aje pale kwa kuwa hata aliyekuwa nje ni rafiki yake bas dem mchecheto na kwao anaitwa mimi mama ndio mida ya kurudi dah tukatoka bana huwez amini sikuongea na mshkaji miezi saba sijui noma kweli nilijutia ngenyege mbaya sanaaa
 
johnlowasa said:
Nakumbuka niko kinondoni dem wa mshkaji alitokea kunielewa na kipind anakuja home mi niko mwenyewe wakati anaingia home kuna rafiki yangu akamuona mi nkamwambia kausha tena kaa nje ncheckie akija mtu sema hawapo humu ndani dem na mshkaj wangu walizonguana dem wa kiarabu mzuri shepu dah nkala mzigo huku nje mlinz niliyemuweka akamwita bwana ake yule dem dah wakakaa nje wote japo anasema akumwita ila alipita njia akaamua aje pale kwa kuwa hata aliyekuwa nje ni rafiki yake bas dem mchecheto na kwao anaitwa mimi mama ndio mida ya kurudi dah tukatoka bana huwez amini sikuongea na mshkaji miezi saba sijui noma kweli nilijutia ngenyege mbaya sanaaa
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Vipi demu na mchizi wake walirudiana ama

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Nakumbuka nilikaribishwa kwenye parokia fulani kaka angu akiwa ni kasisi sasa nikaandaliwa chakula sehemu flani yaani kwenye mesi inayotumiwa na waseminari ndipo nilipojikuta nikigegeda dada mmoja mhudumu pale yani nilipigia kwenye meza
 
Here's my disgusting story, and the craziest far as I go.

I used to be cool with 2 broads at the same time, Ann and Jackie. Nasty cool just, nothing promised.

One day I'm chilling with Ann, movies and stuff, we didn't get to it tho. I get a call from Jackie, asking if it's cool to sin that evening. I said cool, so I figured a way to walk Ann outta the crib. Little my horny stupid self knew, Ann did read what was going on, but she kept her grill tight.

I walked Ann to the bus station. Usually I take her home, but I didn't have a luxury called time that evening. Came back to meet Jackie, and we got right to it like it was some conjugal visit, and she came late. In the middle of the race, I hear a knock on the door, it's unusual. Went to the door, it's Ann...b!tch. So I'm mad why the hell she came uninvited, and she goes..."who's in there?". I invited her for a menage-a-trois, and she took it offensively, it was offensive. Both got upset.

Short story longer, I took them to their homes, lame excusing my behaviour on the way that all I had with both was strictly fun, so I didn't owe them any explanation. They exchanged numbers and planned "a date" by themselves to debrief. Eventually, they both came back, updating how the other was talking dirt about a brother. To-date, we still chat every now and then. Jackie is in France for school, Ann works in UAE.

That's my story. My bad.
 
Paulo Sergio De Souz said:
Here's my disgusting story, and the craziest far as I go.

I used to be cool with 2 broads at the same time, Ann and Jackie. Nasty cool just, nothing promised.

One day I'm chilling with Ann, movies and stuff, we didn't get to it tho. I get a call from Jackie, asking if it's cool to sin that evening. I said cool, so I figured a way to walk Ann outta the crib. Little my horny stupid self knew, Ann did read what was going on, but she kept her grill tight.

I walked Ann to the bus station. Usually I take her home, but I didn't have a luxury called time that evening. Came back to meet Jackie, and we got right to it like it was some conjugal visit, and she came late. In the middle of the race, I hear a knock on the door, it's unusual. Went to the door, it's Ann...b!tch. So I'm mad why the hell she came uninvited, and she goes..."who's in there?". I invited her for a menage-a-trois, and she took it offensively, it was offensive. Both got upset.

Short story longer, I took them to their homes, lame excusing my behaviour on the way that all I had with both was strictly fun, so I didn't owe them any explanation. They exchanged numbers and planned "a date" by themselves to debrief. Eventually, they both came back, updating how the other was talking dirt about a brother. To-date, we still chat every now and then. Jackie is in France for school, Ann works in UAE.

That's my story. My bad.
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Missing you. ...
 
Samboko said:
Wanawake hawafunguki walivyobanwa wakaachia ktk mazingira magumu, au ndio nyie mliomo humu tunaadidhia badala yenu!!
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Kama hujui mkuu hakuna watu wanafiki na wazandiki kama wanawake. . Yaan wanavokaushaga utadhani hawayajui haya lakini asikwambie mtu huwa ni watu hatari sana sema ni wa siri sana hawa watu. .
Ila kwa sisi tuliojaliwa kuongea nao kwa karibu na kwa kuwaliwaza kiuongouongo basi wanakwambia mengii sanaa pindi ukiwafurahisha na ukiwatimizia haja za mioyo yao. . .
 
Skillionare said:
Nimewahi fanya mapenzi pale viwanja vya biafra saa tatu usiku ,kwenye basi usiku tukitoka mbeya kwenda sumbawanga napo nliwahi kula kitu sitaki ujinga nikiwa na hamu mm,kwenye mbuga za wanyama nimefanya sana mapenzi
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.....viwanja vya Biafra.....Sumbawanga.......Mbeya.....!!
 
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