Mbunge Garisa: Tanzania Walituchomea kuku,wakapiga mnada ng'ombe wetu

[Mtimbo]

Safi sana.Namuunga mkono huyu mbunge maana kasema ukweli.

Ningeshangaa usingeunga mkono

 

[vesta]

Huyo mbunge kamponza CEO wa Barclays bank. Permit yake ikiisha ajiandae kurudi kwao

 

[Magonjwa Mtambuka]

We ni mkenya sio?mtabanwa tu sio unaona wanavyopanic wenzako huko

Sio mkenya huyo bali ni jamaa fulani anayejikomba komba kwa wakenya kila siku.

 

[Salary Slip]

Ningeshangaa usingeunga mkono

Shangaa viongozi wako waliofeli katika swala zima la diplomasia na kupelekea hii aibu kwa Taifa letu.

 

[Man in black]

I love the fact that we can be a threat to Kenya

 

[Sibonike]

Ha ha ha unachekesha kweli. Wabaneni Zanzibar ,you way out of of Kenya's league.

Idi Amin alianza hivyo hivyo. Kilichompata sasa ni historia.

 

[Salary Slip]

Jambo limezua majambo!

Haya ni matokeo ya watu fulani kukosa busara.

 

[Jorojik]

Jambo limezua majambo!

Hiki tunachokiita EAC ni jumuiya hewani. Tujitoe tu kama nchi. Rais Magufuli tunaomba atuongeze kujitoa. Hatuwezi kuendelea kushirikiana na watu wenye spirit kama hii. Haiwezekani.

 

[Cosmo 1]

Nimemsikia anasema CEO wa Benki fulani anatoka Kenya na huwa anashitaki huko kwao kwamba wananyanyaswa hapa kwetu. Nashauri atafutwe mapema na atoe maelezo kama ni kweli ama la

 

[Waziri wa Kaskazini]

Tusongeze manoari ya jeshi ziwa Chala ikapige doria, naona hawa wahuni wanataka kuleta ujinga

 

[waltham]

Pumbavu kabisa wewe, huo ujinga wenu na kauli ya Duale itaigharimu Wakenya.

Mnaichezea Sharubu za Magufuli nyie. Kaa mkijua Magu sio Kikwete. Kabla hapajakucha jambajamba itafanyika kwa wakenya wote waliopo nchini na hapo ndio Utajua kuwa bila Tanzania, Kenya haipo.

By SIMON NDONGA, NAIROBI, Kenya, Jun 12 – Interior Cabinet Secretary Fred Matiangi has reiterated that the government will not issue work permits to foreigners wishing to engage in small-scale trade, saying even those found trading in Gikomba market in Nairobi will be deported.

Speaking during the launch of the e-passport centre in Nakuru on Wednesday, the CS pointed out that any foreigner who unlawfully engages in trade will be deported.

Pumba ni wewe. Tanzania is basket case mnaokula albino na ushirikina ni kama kuagiza chai kibandani!
Omba omba wamefurika mijini na vijijini kenya toka tanzania, mtajisaidia kwanza au ni kusaidia wengine. Rudi shimo uliloibuka utafakari semi zako zaidi. Tanzania is the worst of worst maskini duniani. Omba omba producers! !!

 

[ras jeff kapita]

Wanachezea sharubu za Magu, wataumia soon if not sooner

I think sooner than later...

 

[Nali]

Shangaa viongozi wako waliofeli katika swala zima la diplomasia na kupelekea hii aibu kwa Taifa letu.

Aibu ipi na ww msema chochote

 

[Erythrocyte]

Taarifa zinaonyesha kwamba nyuma ya Jaguar kuna kundi kubwa sana , mkiuwa kwa upanga mtauawa kwa upanga , hiyo ndio kanuni ya maisha

 

[waltham]

Wewe unaongea usichokijua.
Do you think bila kuwa na Blocks utaweza kushindana ktk dunia ya leo.
1. USA ni muunganiko wa several states
2. Ukiwa member wa European countries U'r liable to work among of the Member states with free permit
3. Kumbuka kilichomkuta Theresa May (UK prime minister) under Brexit Saga.
Ukibaki wewe na Kenya yako mwishowe utaanza kubaguana Wakamba, Wakarenjini, Kikuyu, Luo
Hayo ni mawazo ya kimaskini sana.
After all ukija Tz utawakuta Kenyans wengi Dar es salaam, Arusha, Tarime wanafanya kazi au Biashara zao

By SIMON NDONGA, NAIROBI, Kenya, Jun 12 – Interior Cabinet Secretary Fred Matiangi has reiterated that the government will not issue work permits to foreigners wishing to engage in small-scale trade, saying even those found trading in Gikomba market in Nairobi will be deported.

Speaking during the launch of the e-passport centre in Nakuru on Wednesday, the CS pointed out that any foreigner who unlawfully engages in trade will be deported.

 

[DryEyes]

Nimemsikia anasema CEO wa Benki furani anatoka Kenya na huwa anashitaki huko kwao kwamba wananyanyaswa hapa kwetu. Nashauri atafutwe mapema na atoe maelezo kama ni kweli ama la

Ninachokijua mimi hakuna mgeni anaenyanyasika BONGO labda kama watafuta chokochoko na tutawachokonoa tu.

 

[Kilemakyaaro]

Mavijana mengi ya Tz ni mapuuzi na mazwazwa mnoo, yaan jitu linaunga mkono kila kitu eti simply haumpendi Magufuli or yeyote ktk Serikali, guys are yuu stupid? Yaan mzalendo gan anaweza kuunga mkono huu utumbo wa msomali kichaa

 

[ras jeff kapita]

Nimeshasema mahali flani kuwa; Hii kisirani haitakwisha kwa maneno ya Kenyatta. Lazima hii kitu utoke na mtu. Kuna siku mtaona mpakani kumejaa watz kutoka huko tena bila hata ndururu

Hawatathubutu mkuu....angalia statistics utagundua nani anafaidika zaidi.... infact Kenya wanafaidika mara mia zaidi kuliko Tz kwenye huu ujirani na volume of trade.... employment interactions...etc

 

[inamankusweke]

Mavijana mengi ya Tz ni mapuuzi na mazwazwa mnoo, yaan jitu linaunga mkono kila kitu eti simply haumpendi Magufuli or yeyote ktk Serikali, guys are yuu stupid? Yaan mzalendo gan anaweza kuunga mkono huu utumbo wa msomali kichaa

Chuki hujengwa taratibu na pengine bila kujua

 

[Cosmo 1]

Ninachokijua mimi hakuna mgeni anaenyanyasika BONGO labda kama watafuta chokochoko na tutawachokonoa tu.

Ni kweli, ila ukimsikiliza kwa makini wakati anamalizia anaongelea CEO wa benki furani hapa Tanzania ambaye uwa ana mawasiliano nae mara kwa mara, na huyo CEO anamueleza mambo mengi wanayopitia wakenya waliopo hapa Tanzania.