Mdogo wangu wa kike kanieleza maneno haya...huku tunakoelekea siko!

[s.crony]

Mnanishambulia bure tu...mm sijawahi kutifua mtoto wa mtu tena ambaye ni under-age!!!

Amicus kuwa mpole tu....we unasema "Embe" changa wenzio wanalia na chumvi!teh teh teh...

 

[Mr Econ]

Ni mtoto wa baba yangu mdogo, anafanya kazi kwenye Embassy fulani (jina la Embassy kapuni), ila ana umri mdg bado na ni mlimbwende sana!

Sasa nimetoka zangu church muda si mrefu, baada ya kupata breakfast nikawa nashushia na ka-juice baridiii!

Nikaanza kumuona ananisogelea, mara ooh kaka nikudokeze jambo? nikamwambia go ahead. Amenizoea ndio, ila leo naona kama kavuka mipaka!

Akaanza ooh kaka jana nilikua Igoz Lounge, kuna mkaka alikua pembeni yetu nikamuelewa sana!!! Nikamuuliza anaposema anamuelewa anamaanisha nini?

Akasema amempenda! nikapigwa na butwaa! Akaendelea kusema eti amempendea perfume aliyokua amepulizia na ana uso wa upole!

Sasa to cut the long story short, we jamaa uliyekutana na mdg wangu jana, kama umo humu naomba uwe mstaarabu, kama umempenda kweli fuata taratibu. Ndio mdg wangu ameshakua mtu mzima lkn sipendi achezewe ktk umri mdg huu, she has a long way to go.

Unafanya kazi CBA, umemuachia business card, ulimkuta dogo na rafiki zake wanakunywa peroni ukataka kuwaagizia wakashukuru tu hawakukubali.

Mimi ni lawyer sasa kama unataka kupotezwa upuuzie haya maneno yangu, nimeshatoa 'disclaimer', jina lako ninalo hapa kwenye hii business card yako, sawa umependwa lkn uje nyumbani ufate taratibu tukupe mke, nimefunguka makusudi kwamba dogo kakupenda ingawa hakukwambia, coz nikificha huenda madhara yakawa makubwa zaidi.

Hata kama haumo humu naomba uzi huu uwe fundisho kwa wengine.

A.C

umesema wewe ni lawyer ati?

 

[Mr Econ]

Mkuu hili swali ni gumu mno, ila i guess milango yote imefungwa.

hapa lawyer umenipoteza. you guess milango yote imefungwa? mh, nahitaji kujifunza kwa utulivu zaidi kumbe.

 

[Baba Kapompo]

Hapo wa takuja kumgegeda na wengne alaf akawa na kbend ukalaumu wengne chamsing n kula buyu...kwa stail hiyo mhh.

 

[gwijimimi]

Ni mtoto wa baba yangu mdogo, anafanya kazi kwenye Embassy fulani (jina la Embassy kapuni), ila ana umri mdg bado na ni mlimbwende sana!

Sasa nimetoka zangu church muda si mrefu, baada ya kupata breakfast nikawa nashushia na ka-juice baridiii!

Nikaanza kumuona ananisogelea, mara ooh kaka nikudokeze jambo? nikamwambia go ahead. Amenizoea ndio, ila leo naona kama kavuka mipaka!

Akaanza ooh kaka jana nilikua Igoz Lounge, kuna mkaka alikua pembeni yetu nikamuelewa sana!!! Nikamuuliza anaposema anamuelewa anamaanisha nini?

Akasema amempenda! nikapigwa na butwaa! Akaendelea kusema eti amempendea perfume aliyokua amepulizia na ana uso wa upole!

Sasa to cut the long story short, we jamaa uliyekutana na mdg wangu jana, kama umo humu naomba uwe mstaarabu, kama umempenda kweli fuata taratibu. Ndio mdg wangu ameshakua mtu mzima lkn sipendi achezewe ktk umri mdg huu, she has a long way to go.

Unafanya kazi CBA, umemuachia business card, ulimkuta dogo na rafiki zake wanakunywa peroni ukataka kuwaagizia wakashukuru tu hawakukubali.

Mimi ni lawyer sasa kama unataka kupotezwa upuuzie haya maneno yangu, nimeshatoa 'disclaimer', jina lako ninalo hapa kwenye hii business card yako, sawa umependwa lkn uje nyumbani ufate taratibu tukupe mke, nimefunguka makusudi kwamba dogo kakupenda ingawa hakukwambia, coz nikificha huenda madhara yakawa makubwa zaidi.

Hata kama haumo humu naomba uzi huu uwe fundisho kwa wengine.

A.C

Amekuambia ameshachezewa na wangap?
We umechezea wangap?
Be smart aisee mwanamke halindwi especially not kipuuz hvyo

 

[gwijimimi]

Unazidi kunipandisha hasira miss chagga

Mimi nataka apate mume sio achezewe tu

Duu unakua kama huna ubongo bana mbn hufikirii hvyo she is capable of making her own decisions bana kama yeye ndo anataka kumuonja Mzee Wa CBA je?
Kwani hawajaanza hata kudate unataka ndoa duuu

 

[Amicus Curiae]

Rafiki wa mahakama Amicus Curiae,ni mimi hapa,mbona tayari alishanicheck kwenye simu?

Shem ehee,home nitakuja baadaye,subiri subiri kidogo...hehehe!

Utani mbaya huu mkuu! Ohoo!!!

 

[Amicus Curiae]

Amicus kuwa mpole tu....we unasema "Embe" changa wenzio wanalia na chumvi!teh teh teh...

Aiseeee!!!!

 

[Amicus Curiae]

hapa lawyer umenipoteza. you guess milango yote imefungwa? mh, nahitaji kujifunza kwa utulivu zaidi kumbe.

Kujifunza nini tena mkuu?! Nimesema i 'guess' kwa sababu sina hakika.

 

[asakuta same]

kwa magwiji tumeshajua huyo ameshaliwa/ataliwa tu na hufanyi lolote........

ukiwa na Dada ,kubali kuwa shemeji ndugu

 

[muuza ubuyu]

Acha mkwara wewe! Uanasheria wako ndiyo umtishie nani? Nyinyi ndiyo mnaokwaruzana na watu barabarani halafu mnawatiishia kwa kuwauliza, 'unanifahamu mimi?' Mkuu huyo dadayo una uhakika bado bikira? Kijana inabidi ukue huyo ni mwajiriwa, pia siyo mwanafunzi na najua yuko above 18 yrs! Yuko huru kufanya maamuzi yake! Cha kukusaidia labda ungemshauri tu ili awe makini na mabazazi wasije wakamchezea na kumwacha! Kiufupi labda uwe na kazi yakuwa unawafuatilia wanaume wote wanaomtongoza dadayo, sijui utaweza? Kama ni sheria si ni pesa tu, na yeye ataweka mawakili unaanza kupambana nao! Uwe mshauri mzuri tu kwa dada yako mengine achana nayo!

Ni mtoto wa baba yangu mdogo, anafanya kazi kwenye Embassy fulani (jina la Embassy kapuni), ila ana umri mdg bado na ni mlimbwende sana!

Sasa nimetoka zangu church muda si mrefu, baada ya kupata breakfast nikawa nashushia na ka-juice baridiii!

Nikaanza kumuona ananisogelea, mara ooh kaka nikudokeze jambo? nikamwambia go ahead. Amenizoea ndio, ila leo naona kama kavuka mipaka!

Akaanza ooh kaka jana nilikua Igoz Lounge, kuna mkaka alikua pembeni yetu nikamuelewa sana!!! Nikamuuliza anaposema anamuelewa anamaanisha nini?

Akasema amempenda! nikapigwa na butwaa! Akaendelea kusema eti amempendea perfume aliyokua amepulizia na ana uso wa upole!

Sasa to cut the long story short, we jamaa uliyekutana na mdg wangu jana, kama umo humu naomba uwe mstaarabu, kama umempenda kweli fuata taratibu. Ndio mdg wangu ameshakua mtu mzima lkn sipendi achezewe ktk umri mdg huu, she has a long way to go.

Unafanya kazi CBA, umemuachia business card, ulimkuta dogo na rafiki zake wanakunywa peroni ukataka kuwaagizia wakashukuru tu hawakukubali.

Mimi ni lawyer sasa kama unataka kupotezwa upuuzie haya maneno yangu, nimeshatoa 'disclaimer', jina lako ninalo hapa kwenye hii business card yako, sawa umependwa lkn uje nyumbani ufate taratibu tukupe mke, nimefunguka makusudi kwamba dogo kakupenda ingawa hakukwambia, coz nikificha huenda madhara yakawa makubwa zaidi.

Hata kama haumo humu naomba uzi huu uwe fundisho kwa wengine.

A.C

 

[Don Mangi]

Ni mtoto wa baba yangu mdogo, anafanya kazi kwenye Embassy fulani (jina la Embassy kapuni), ila ana umri mdg bado na ni mlimbwende sana!

Sasa nimetoka zangu church muda si mrefu, baada ya kupata breakfast nikawa nashushia na ka-juice baridiii!

Nikaanza kumuona ananisogelea, mara ooh kaka nikudokeze jambo? nikamwambia go ahead. Amenizoea ndio, ila leo naona kama kavuka mipaka!

Akaanza ooh kaka jana nilikua Igoz Lounge, kuna mkaka alikua pembeni yetu nikamuelewa sana!!! Nikamuuliza anaposema anamuelewa anamaanisha nini?

Akasema amempenda! nikapigwa na butwaa! Akaendelea kusema eti amempendea perfume aliyokua amepulizia na ana uso wa upole!

Sasa to cut the long story short, we jamaa uliyekutana na mdg wangu jana, kama umo humu naomba uwe mstaarabu, kama umempenda kweli fuata taratibu. Ndio mdg wangu ameshakua mtu mzima lkn sipendi achezewe ktk umri mdg huu, she has a long way to go.

Unafanya kazi CBA, umemuachia business card, ulimkuta dogo na rafiki zake wanakunywa peroni ukataka kuwaagizia wakashukuru tu hawakukubali.

Mimi ni lawyer sasa kama unataka kupotezwa upuuzie haya maneno yangu, nimeshatoa 'disclaimer', jina lako ninalo hapa kwenye hii business card yako, sawa umependwa lkn uje nyumbani ufate taratibu tukupe mke, nimefunguka makusudi kwamba dogo kakupenda ingawa hakukwambia, coz nikificha huenda madhara yakawa makubwa zaidi.

Hata kama haumo humu naomba uzi huu uwe fundisho kwa wengine.

A.C

Na leo atakuja tu, ntampa mpaka lift.

 

[HARUFU]

Acha wivu, mikwala na kutishia nyau, wewe mbona uliwatokea/unawatokea/utawatokea dada za watu

Wewe hujui kuwa kila mla cha mwenzake na chake huliwa pia?

 

[illuh]

hahahahaha nahisi huyu atakuwa ni MUTA huyu....sasa yote haya ya kunywa .... na .... yametoka wapi?


Pili wewe umeshachezea wangapi hadi huyo dada yako asichezewe....? Kama umekula vya wenzako na vyako lazima viliwe...(Mkuki kwa nguruwe ...binadamu .............)

 

[Dave]

duh wakuu ila ni haki ya kila mwenye kaka au dada kumlinda mwenzake hasa kama mmoja yule alietangulia kuliona jua kumlinda yule mdogo me sioni kosa la uyo kaka kuwa protective ova ha sister its very nrmal,na anasema hivo kwasababu nae pia ni mwanaume anazijua tabia zenu wanaume wenzake . ila jamaa ungekaa na dada mkabonga yakaisha those are private issuez and they absoulutely do not need public attention......... geezz kila mwenye kaka hakosi shemeji lakini ni kwa muda unaotakiwa waungwana

 

[Mp4real]

Kawaida lile unalotaka hulipati na usilolitaka ndio laja kwako,acha biti huyo dogo lazima apitiwe na mwewe tu,maana ni kifaranga.

 

[Amicus Curiae]

duh wakuu ila ni haki ya kila mwenye kaka au dada kumlinda mwenzake hasa kama mmoja yule alietangulia kuliona jua kumlinda yule mdogo me sioni kosa la uyo kaka kuwa protective ova ha sister its very nrmal,na anasema hivo kwasababu nae pia ni mwanaume anazijua tabia zenu wanaume wenzake . ila jamaa ungekaa na dada mkabonga yakaisha those are private issuez and they absoulutely do not need public attention......... geezz kila mwenye kaka hakosi shemeji lakini ni kwa muda unaotakiwa waungwana

Well said, mkuu!

 

[appoh]

Ni mtoto wa baba yangu mdogo, anafanya kazi kwenye Embassy fulani (jina la Embassy kapuni), ila ana umri mdg bado na ni mlimbwende sana!

Sasa nimetoka zangu church muda si mrefu, baada ya kupata breakfast nikawa nashushia na ka-juice baridiii!

Nikaanza kumuona ananisogelea, mara ooh kaka nikudokeze jambo? nikamwambia go ahead. Amenizoea ndio, ila leo naona kama kavuka mipaka!

Akaanza ooh kaka jana nilikua Igoz Lounge, kuna mkaka alikua pembeni yetu nikamuelewa sana!!! Nikamuuliza anaposema anamuelewa anamaanisha nini?

Akasema amempenda! nikapigwa na butwaa! Akaendelea kusema eti amempendea perfume aliyokua amepulizia na ana uso wa upole!

Sasa to cut the long story short, we jamaa uliyekutana na mdg wangu jana, kama umo humu naomba uwe mstaarabu, kama umempenda kweli fuata taratibu. Ndio mdg wangu ameshakua mtu mzima lkn sipendi achezewe ktk umri mdg huu, she has a long way to go.

Unafanya kazi CBA, umemuachia business card, ulimkuta dogo na rafiki zake wanakunywa peroni ukataka kuwaagizia wakashukuru tu hawakukubali.

Mimi ni lawyer sasa kama unataka kupotezwa upuuzie haya maneno yangu, nimeshatoa 'disclaimer', jina lako ninalo hapa kwenye hii business card yako, sawa umependwa lkn uje nyumbani ufate taratibu tukupe mke, nimefunguka makusudi kwamba dogo kakupenda ingawa hakukwambia, coz nikificha huenda madhara yakawa makubwa zaidi.

Hata kama haumo humu naomba uzi huu uwe fundisho kwa wengine.

A.C

sasa lawyer naomba unisaidie kitu kimoja kwa iyo huyo jamaa utamfunga kwa kosa gani la kumgonga mdogo wako au kwani mdogo wako mwanafunzi
kwa iyo utamgonga mwenyewe huo
huo ugumu dogo aupeleke wapi

 

[Sangarara]

Hahahaha.binti kapenda pafumu,sikamnunulie.

 

[Django Doer]

Ni mtoto wa baba yangu mdogo, anafanya kazi kwenye Embassy fulani (jina la Embassy kapuni), ila ana umri mdg bado na ni mlimbwende sana!

Sasa nimetoka zangu church muda si mrefu, baada ya kupata breakfast nikawa nashushia na ka-juice baridiii!

Nikaanza kumuona ananisogelea, mara ooh kaka nikudokeze jambo? nikamwambia go ahead. Amenizoea ndio, ila leo naona kama kavuka mipaka!

Akaanza ooh kaka jana nilikua Igoz Lounge, kuna mkaka alikua pembeni yetu nikamuelewa sana!!! Nikamuuliza anaposema anamuelewa anamaanisha nini?

Akasema amempenda! nikapigwa na butwaa! Akaendelea kusema eti amempendea perfume aliyokua amepulizia na ana uso wa upole!

Sasa to cut the long story short, we jamaa uliyekutana na mdg wangu jana, kama umo humu naomba uwe mstaarabu, kama umempenda kweli fuata taratibu. Ndio mdg wangu ameshakua mtu mzima lkn sipendi achezewe ktk umri mdg huu, she has a long way to go.

Unafanya kazi CBA, umemuachia business card, ulimkuta dogo na rafiki zake wanakunywa peroni ukataka kuwaagizia wakashukuru tu hawakukubali.

Mimi ni lawyer sasa kama unataka kupotezwa upuuzie haya maneno yangu, nimeshatoa 'disclaimer', jina lako ninalo hapa kwenye hii business card yako, sawa umependwa lkn uje nyumbani ufate taratibu tukupe mke, nimefunguka makusudi kwamba dogo kakupenda ingawa hakukwambia, coz nikificha huenda madhara yakawa makubwa zaidi.

Hata kama haumo humu naomba uzi huu uwe fundisho kwa wengine.

A.C

Mrejesho tafadhali aliolewa au ni new single maza in town?