Mende anaogopesha jamani, acha tu...

CONTROLA · Sep 28, 2019

Gan star said:
Mende na kunguni ni wadudu ambao hata kuwaona spendi, ukitaka siku yangu iende vibaya bas nionyeshe mende na kunguni...hao wadudu Wana sura mbaya achilia mbali kutia kinyaa

mi nikisema naonekana mwanaume wa dar

huo ndio ukweli,hivi vidudu vinatisha

na ni vichafu in nature,stakagi hata vinipitie karibu

Natalia · Sep 28, 2019

CONTROLA said:
Leo mida flani nilikua kazini ghafla nikaskia haja yani hadi nikahisi naweza Jinyea leo

Nikakimbia choo cha ofisini RRRRR nasukuma ndani mtu akakohoa

Nikasema leo ndio leo Nafwaaa

Haya toka speeeed sana hadi nnje vuka barabara kuna LODGE opposite nikaenda straight

Maana najua vyoo vya hapo vilipo

Kufika sukuma mlango Umefungwa shika kitasa kigumu

Mdada mmoja akaniambia "Mlango umefungwa kaka" kachukue funguo kaunta

Naenda kaunta sikuti mtu aiseeeeeeeeeee (acheni kabisa bandugu)

Kimbia kimbia zile nikaponea Choo cha BAR moja hivi ipo kule mbele mbele

Kadri ninavyokaribia chooni ndio huku nyuma mzigo kama unasukumwa uje mzima mzima

Nashukuru mungu kufika eneo la tukio (chooni) nikakuta pako wazi nikazama funga mlango chuchumaaa (nikawa napata burdaniiiiii)

Nikiwa kwenye starehe yangu si akatokea mshua MENDE sijui alitokea wapi nikamsikia anapanda kwenye vidole daaaah

Si unajua nilivaa sendo Nikaskia kitu kinapita kwenye vidole vya miguuu,Kucheki hivi Kiruuuuu Jamaaa bonge la MENDEEE

asee niliruka juuuu nikasema kama noma na iwe noma Huyu mende sio wa kawaida

Basi nkachukua mop nikampga akakufa,nikarudi kuburudika

Mende acheni jamani...mwaka 2019 nadhani leo ndio namuona mende tangu mwaka uanze

anatisha kabisa,siwacheki tena wale wakuitwa Wanaume wa DAR

Halafu utasikia mtu anasema hawa wadudu wanaliwa watamuuuu...AAAAAH nife njaaa tu kwakweli
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Bwana vichekesho

Tate Mkuu · Sep 28, 2019

CONTROLA said:
Mkuu hata mimi mwanaume unajua

Naomba niweke sawa kumbukumbu; Hakuna mwanaume anayemuogopa mdudu mende! Sijajua kwa jamaa zangu wa Dar maana hao ni special case.

Black Sniper · Sep 28, 2019

Fact
Mende anaweza kuishi siku saba bila kichwa
Yaani unakata kichwa yeye anadunda tu kwa siku saba
Anakosa uhai kwa kutokuwa na mdomo tu [emoji23][emoji23]

MzaramoTz · Sep 28, 2019

msafwa93 said:
Hahaha...

Sorry my dearest hivi huyo kwenye avatar ni wewe mkuu...?

CONTROLA · Sep 28, 2019

Natalia said:
Bwana vichekesho

usicheke mkuu

adolay · Sep 28, 2019

CONTROLA said:
Mkuu hata mimi mwanaume unajua

Huna sifa kuitwa mwanaume labda kavulana

papason · Sep 28, 2019

Kwa uoga ulio nao unatakiwa kuwa kaburin ukiwa umeisha kufa, hata Mwenyezi Mungu anachukia sana watu waoga

CONTROLA · Sep 28, 2019

Tate Mkuu said:
Naomba niweke sawa kumbukumbu; Hakuna mwanaume anayemuogopa mdudu mende! Sijajua kwa jamaa zangu wa Dar maana hao ni special case.

Hayaja kukuta tu mkuu nakwambia

CONTROLA · Sep 28, 2019

black sniper said:
Fact
Mende anaweza kuishi siku saba bila kichwa
Yaani unakata kichwa yeye anadunda tu kwa siku saba
Anakosa uhai kwa kutokuwa na mdomo tu [emoji23][emoji23]

halafu mimi ni nani nisimuogope kitu kinachoishi bila Kichwa

Slim5 · Sep 28, 2019

Iringa NYOKA!
DSM Mende!

CONTROLA · Sep 28, 2019

adolay said:
Huna sifa kuitwa mwanaume labda kavulana

yote sawa nayapokea tu sina namna

Smart911 · Sep 28, 2019

Pole sana... hukujiachia alama za kinyesi...

Cc: mahondaw

CONTROLA · Sep 28, 2019

papason said:
Kwa uoga ulio nao unatakiwa kuwa kaburin ukiwa umeisha kufa, hata Mwenyezi Mungu anachukia sana watu waoga

ila mimi Mungu hanichukii,anaelewa situation ilonkuta pale toilet

anajua ujasiri wangu vizuri tu

Hawachi · Sep 28, 2019

ledada said:
Ukanyanyuka hivyo hivyo na gogo[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

Hahahaha baada ya tukio amemalizia kwamba akaendelea kupata burudani 😀😀😀

CONTROLA · Sep 28, 2019

Smart911 said:
Pole sana... hukujiachia alama za kinyesi...

Cc: mahondaw

hapana mkuu

MUSINGA · Sep 28, 2019

Miaka ya nyuma nikiwa kinda mmoja wa baba zangu wadogo alikuwa muoga sana wa mende kiasi alikuwa anatoka jasho na moyo unaenda mbio mende akikatiza,wazee wakakaa chini wakamuoza mke sijui ule uoga wa mende ulienda wapi!

CONTROLA · Sep 28, 2019

MUSINGA said:
Miaka ya nyuma nikiwa kinda mmoja wa baba zangu wadogo alikuwa muoga sana wa mende kiasi alikuwa anatoka jasho na moyo unaenda mbio mende akikatiza,wazee wakakaa chini wakamuoza mke sijui ule uoga wa mende ulienda wapi!

anao hadi kesho

hawa viumbe sio kwamba nawaogopa ila ni sababu ni wachafu

Hapo tu ndio wanaponichefua

binti kiziwi · Sep 28, 2019

Lol! Nimechekaje 😀 Mi nyoka tu simuogopi, kama haruki naweza muua pekeyangu sembuse mende.

Deaf Milionaire · Sep 28, 2019

Choo ya bar? Situmii hata kwa viboko

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