MMU thread ya kufungia mwaka

The Finest said:

Amani ya Bwana Iwe Nanyi...

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Iwe pia nawe baba mchungaji.

kongosho said:

weeeeee, stop
hilo jin la tatu ntakutoa koromeo kwa vidole vyangu mwenyewe

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Shauri zako hautauona ufalme wa mbingu

kongosho said:

tatizo kuanzia kiunoni kuja down na wewe una pepo mmoja mkorofi huyo

akikutana na huyu nliyenaye
itabidi tuite zima moto

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Hakuna haja ya kuita zima moto pepo mmoja lazima atamtii mwenzake na kukubali atendewe...

Husninyo said:

shkamoooooo babu. Bibi hajambo?

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Marahaba kajukuu...mzima wewe??.....

Babu kafurahi sana leo na baraka zake zote unazo...Uenende kwa amani...Ila uwe mwangalifu na makuwadi wa yale mambo muhimu ili hazina yako isiingiliwe na panya!!!

Bishanga said:

Mkuu unasema dada (red hapo), hivi unaamini Kongosho ni mdada? what makes you think so? angalia mzee!

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Kwani siyo dada??.....Mbona tulishakubaliana atakuwa Dada Mkuu ili awachunge wadogo zake??

Au ndo mwendo wa dume kuvamia ndani ya bweni la mabinti??...ila niliambiwa enzi zetu kuwa kujiingiza kwenye girls' hostel ni sawa na kujiweka kitanzi....!!

Nitajtahidi nitafute njia ya kumuokoa...Me love all of my wajukuu!!

Bishanga said:

marhabaaaaaaaaaa mjukuu,nikupe peremende?

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Huu sasa ni wizi wa copy right.....Nitaomba msaada kwa uncle Klorokwini!!

kongosho said:

Hivi umaarufu ni hoja?
Au hoja ni umaarufu wa kitu gani?
Hata Matonya ni maarufu
dont shoot, nina evening insanity syndrome

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Hata mie sielewi...Hili jamvi lina celeb mmoja tu...Invisible...wengine wanauza sura tu...

Ukiulizwa, wambie kasema Babu DC wa 1947!!

kongosho said:

Wee mwali, hebu rudi chumbani
kuna mibazazi inakunyemelea
hasa bishanga na eiyer

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tafazali kongosho! Halafu Mungu anisamehe huyu memba 'Mwali' nahisi kama namfahamu, different ID?

kongosho said:

nitatega antena zangu
ntamjua tu
afu ntakuPM

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poa,mwambie nimemzimia kinoma!
Ka vipi mwambie ani join tule nchi hapa Acapulco,mexico.

Ha ha ha,
hata shetani kashangaa
hajakufundisha za ivo
sasa hivi na shetani anajifunza toka kwako

The Finest said:

Hakuna haja ya kuita zima moto pepo mmoja lazima atamtii mwenzake na kukubali atendewe...

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ya PM unayaleta hapa
mlipeana ID afu mkamwagana?

Bishanga said:

tafazali kongosho! Halafu Mungu anisamehe huyu memba 'Mwali' nahisi kama namfahamu, different ID?

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The Finest said:

Usisahau kumleta Mwali nimfanyie maombezi Bishanga mapepo yake karibia yanatoka...

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koma kama ulivyokoma nyonyo ya smile na SL!!
bo,mwanahizaya we!!

The Finest said:

Unajua mapepo ya Bishanga hayajatoka kwahiyo bado anaweweseka...

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kwa jinsi ninavyoifahamu jf kama mimi bishanga abashaija nina maupepo basi TF una ma tornado!

The Finest said:

Karibu kwenye mkesha wa kuombewa usikose...njoo uombewe na Mchungaji TF&Husninyo...

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Labda nikosee njia aisee!

The Finest said:

Nimemtoa Bishanga, Sweetlady, Boss na waumini wengine 70...

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wantoa pepo weye? Wanjua mie?allllaaaaaa Bwana asifiwe,kumbeeeeee!!!!huyu TF naona ka vile baada ya kukimbiwa na SL kachanganyikiwa,hahahahahaaaaa!!!!!!

matornado katrina au catherine?

Bishanga said:

kwa jinsi ninavyoifahamu jf kama mimi bishanga abashaija nina maupepo basi TF una ma tornado!

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The Finest said:

Karibu kwenye mkesha wa kuombewa usikose...njoo uombewe na Mchungaji TF&Husninyo...

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TF unajua we umedata?

ataachaje kudata wakati anazivutia chooni?

Bishanga said:

TF unajua we umedata?

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Mie napita tu,ila natakujua nyie mmu kwanini wadada wengi hawapendi kuvaa mipara yao ile(ya kike mfano lady pepeta)ukiwaambia ugomvi,kwanini kondom zinatofautiana bei,na ubora ni tofauti

Unataka limpalie kooni?
Na asilivae tu
utajibeba

TASLIMU said:

Mie napita tu,ila natakujua nyie mmu kwanini wadada wengi hawapendi kuvaa mipara yao ile(ya kike mfano lady pepeta)ukiwaambia ugomvi,kwanini kondom zinatofautiana bei,na ubora ni tofauti

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mie tena
usijali
ntakujulisha

Bishanga said:

poa,mwambie nimemzimia kinoma!
Ka vipi mwambie ani join tule nchi hapa Acapulco,mexico.

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hajawahi kuwa mzima
ila huwa kina msimu tu
na sasa ndo msimu wake
kweli kifaduro kinamtesa sana TF

Bishanga said:

wantoa pepo weye? Wanjua mie?allllaaaaaa Bwana asifiwe,kumbeeeeee!!!!huyu TF naona ka vile baada ya kukimbiwa na SL kachanganyikiwa,hahahahahaaaaa!!!!!!

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afu akiwa anakuombea anakuambia kuvua blauzi
afu anashika sijui nini

afu mnajifungia kabisa

Kipipi said:

Labda nikosee njia aisee!

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