MMU thread ya kufungia mwaka

[Bishanga]

Duu bishanga umenivucha mbavu zangu...hivi umeweaza nini kuleta hii threads yako hapa..kweli hebu tuarrange jinsi ya kupata bia + konyagi baridi pale samaki samaki kwenye viti virefu bana...by the way ya kwangu naiandaaaaaaaaaaa...

tupe title kabisa ili tuanze kujiandaa kuchangia.
Fidel yeye kanitonya kuwa ya kwake title ni:
'UKIFUMANIWA NA MKE WA KAKA YAKO FANYA YAFUATAYO':

 

[AshaDii]

she wants to know if i am good in the sack.

B' are you losing touch? mpaka a gal has to ask? Man!! BTW .......

 

[AshaDii]

Aaah,ODM yuko na Rocky wanakunya maji ya mende,temana nae huyo!Nimeshabip hebu toka nje uone!

ODM na R' wapi na wapi' kwamba both of them wapo counter or kanisani? lol (maji vs petrol hapo):eyebrows:

 

[Bishanga]

Aaah,ODM yuko na Rocky wanakunya maji ya mende,temana nae huyo!Nimeshabip hebu toka nje uone!

unasemaje? unajua Aspirin kwao ni Tanga makorora?wakujua weye? na mambo zake wazijua? ka vipi muulize Kongosho alivyowakosea watu wa huko mpaka wakambadili jinsia halafu kila alfajiri sharti awike kokorikoooooooo!

 

[Dark City]

sawa Mkuu,basi ngoja tutafunetafune twa mwisho kabla ya dec,31st ili mwaka mpya ukianza tuwe clean kabisa.We TF na genge lako umesikia azimio hili,2012 no infiiiiiiiiii, okei??????

Mhhh...hilo timbwili la wadau...ngoja nikae pembeni!

 

[Bishanga]

B' are you losing touch? mpaka a gal has to ask? Man!! BTW .......

hivi hawa wa dot.com kina SL unawaonaje?

 

[Dark City]

Amina,usisahu kunitanguliza kwenye sala,nshamuahidi mzee DC come jan,1st mambo ya infidelity naacha kabisa,itakuwa ni mimi na Lizzy tu (assuming atapokea pete yangu ya uchumba).

Hivi wewe Bishanga, siku hizi pete ya uchumba ni ufunguoa wa kufungulia kabati la watu na kutafuna tundi bila huruma wala haya???

Haki ya nani sie tumezeek....Sie enzi zetu lazima uwekewe shuka jeupe siku hiyo anapokuwa amekabidhiwa kwako rasmi!!

 

[Kongosho]

Mwacheni kijana wangu apumzike, kazi anayoifanya sio ndogo

Ngoja The Boss akipita pande hizi atatusaidia kutegua kitendawili..

 

[Kongosho]

Te te teh teh, asubuhi nilikuwa nimenyanyua kidole
sasa hivi nimenyanyua mguu, nizoee tu

ushakuwa MAMA mara hii? asubuhi tu leo kuna mdada ulikuwa unamsarandia,we Kongosho wewe,haya......

 

[Bishanga]

Hivi wewe Bishanga, siku hizi pete ya uchumba ni ufunguoa wa kufungulia kabati la watu na kutafuna tundi bila huruma wala haya???

Haki ya nani sie tumezeek....Sie enzi zetu lazima uwekewe shuka jeupe siku hiyo anapokuwa amekabidhiwa kwako rasmi!!

Of course Lizzy ana sifa zote and i will never cheat on her,naahidi mbele ya mashahidi wafuatao:
Ashadii
Sweetlady
Smile
no nimegairi Smile futa jina yake mbeya sana
Rejao
na
Fidel
o yeh na Bujibuji
btw sitaki kuwaona Husninyo na TF kwenye shughuli yangu!

 

[Bishanga]

Mwacheni kijana wangu apumzike, kazi anayoifanya sio ndogo

mmmh yuko wapi? na nani? au anaandaa uzi wa :
'ukitaka kuwa na nyumba ndogo...guidelines...part 2'

 

[Bishanga]

Te te teh teh, asubuhi nilikuwa nimenyanyua kidole
sasa hivi nimenyanyua mguu, nizoee tu

you are the most mtata member wa mmu if not jf!
na logoff (source:washawasha)

 

[Dark City]

Of course Lizzy ana sifa zote and i will never cheat on her,naahidi mbele ya mashahidi wafuatao:
Ashadii
Sweetlady
Smile
no nimegairi Smile futa jina yake mbeya sana
Rejao
na
Fidel
o yeh na Bujibuji
btw sitaki kuwaona Husninyo na TF kwenye shughuli yangu!

Ok, ok......!!!

Msisahau kumwita babu yenu aje kuwawekea mikono!!

 

[Kongosho]

Ha ha ha, thats my true me

you are the most mtata member wa mmu if not jf!

 

[The Finest]

Mungu baba mwenye enzi aliyeketi juu ya uso wa dunia hii awabariki awaongoze, nakemea mapepo yote tokaaaaaaaaa, naomba uniongoze napoenda kuwaombea ndugu jamaa na marafiki zangu wa hapa MMU watie nguvu waongoze wakarudi kwenye nyumba zao salama damu yako ikawaongoze, waonyeshe njia wasije wakaenda kutenda tofauti na kinyume...

 

[Fidel80]

tupe title kabisa ili tuanze kujiandaa kuchangia.
Fidel yeye kanitonya kuwa ya kwake title ni:
'UKIFUMANIWA NA MKE WA KAKA YAKO FANYA YAFUATAYO':

Hahaha hii kali mzazi alafu nimegundua bro.anamega mke wa dogo.

 

[Fidel80]

nani? Eliza wa Tegeta?maana i just dumped her.

Huyo yupo upande wa kameruni.

 

[Kongosho]

Lizzy.password ya jirani yako imeibiwa
Wanamjibia mmu

Mungu baba mwenye enzi aliyeketi juu ya uso wa dunia hii awabariki awaongoze, nakemea mapepo yote tokaaaaaaaaa, naomba uniongoze napoenda kuwaombea ndugu jamaa na marafiki zangu wa hapa MMU watie nguvu waongoze wakarudi kwenye nyumba zao salama damu yako ikawaongoze, waonyeshe njia wasije wakaenda kutenda tofauti na kinyume...

 

[AshaDii]

Of course Lizzy ana sifa zote and i will never cheat on her,naahidi mbele ya mashahidi wafuatao:
Ashadii
Sweetlady
Smile
no nimegairi Smile futa jina yake mbeya sana
Rejao
na
Fidel
o yeh na Bujibuji
btw sitaki kuwaona Husninyo na TF kwenye shughuli yangu!

Hio list haijakamilika.... Nani anatoa copy writes ya hio doc kama sio Klorokwini the JF lawayer? lol

 

[Bishanga]

Ok, ok......!!!

Msisahau kumwita babu yenu aje kuwawekea mikono!!

wewe tena! si utakaa high table Mkuu na Faizafoxy?